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WARNING: do not sign XceeD

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raka_gg

https://www.hltv.org/news/32509/eg-awarded-forfeit-win-over-triumph-in-iem-fall-north-america

Since apparently XceeD is looking to switch to valorant, here is a friendly advice to pro orgs:

do not sign the player that decides to sleep through the most important match of his life

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SuperHotMommy
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Ok thanks I’ll let nadeshot know

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Asphyxia
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SuperHotMommy [#2]

Ok thanks I’ll let nadeshot know

Ok thanks I’ll let Coach Myth know

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jdee
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Asphyxia [#3]

Ok thanks I’ll let Coach Myth know

Ok thanks I'll let Banks and the boys know

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Zaynio
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jdee [#4]

Ok thanks I'll let Banks and the boys know

Ok thanks I'll let Chet Singh know

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ballsarefunny
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Zaynio [#5]

Ok thanks I'll let Chet Singh know

Ok thanks I'll let Joe Biden know

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m8te
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ballsarefunny [#6]

Ok thanks I'll let Joe Biden know

Ok thanks I’ll let jack Etienne know

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MrGorilla
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m8te [#7]

Ok thanks I’ll let jack Etienne know

ok thanks ill let ligma know

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BirdB0i
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Na cs moment

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kkona1234
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classic NA cs

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EU_quiet
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MrGorilla [#8]

ok thanks ill let ligma know

Who tf is ligma?

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plas
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EU_quiet [#11]

Who tf is ligma?

I've seen Ligma play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

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EU_quiet
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Hes Better than half these " pros"... teams will give him interest it doesn't matter

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ballsarefunny
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plas [#12]

I've seen Ligma play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

ligma balls

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EU_quiet
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plas [#12]

I've seen Ligma play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

Thanks brother

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mystbz1
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EU_quiet [#11]

Who tf is ligma?

ill let c9 shinobi know

#17
makoidk
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mystbz1 [#16]

ill let c9 shinobi know

ok thanks ill let team stigma know

#18
big_chungus69
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wardell slept through a grand final before, its ok

#19
KiwisAreAwesome
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makoidk [#17]

ok thanks ill let team stigma know

ok thanks i'll let GTN yoru god and coach know

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AcidRain
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EU_quiet [#13]

Hes Better than half these " pros"... teams will give him interest it doesn't matter

lol these cstards do be suckin too much dick. 13 yr old twitter ranked demons at their worst would be better than xceed at his best

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Delusional_Mitch_Fan
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didn't xceed play for NRG before

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AcidRain [#20]

lol these cstards do be suckin too much dick. 13 yr old twitter ranked demons at their worst would be better than xceed at his best

Lol s1mple could 1v10 gambit and SEN combined

#23
Puget
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Tsm played only valorant when it came out during the flashpoint event

#24
feaN
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NA MENTALITY

#25
Merc2
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EU_quiet [#13]

Hes Better than half these " pros"... teams will give him interest it doesn't matter

? he played for nrg and got kicked

#26
raka_gg
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feaN [#24]

NA MENTALITY

Na cs is healing, this was common in prime na cs. This is a positive sign for na cs, hopefully more brave players will sleep through matches to lift up the scene

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ShadowisBAD
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SuperHotMommy [#2]

Ok thanks I’ll let nadeshot know

Ok thanks ill get shahzam know

#28
hekzy
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AcidRain [#20]

lol these cstards do be suckin too much dick. 13 yr old twitter ranked demons at their worst would be better than xceed at his best

-99% of vlr pro scene are washed ex-cs players
-cstards

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Astralis_6_majors
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AcidRain [#20]

lol these cstards do be suckin too much dick. 13 yr old twitter ranked demons at their worst would be better than xceed at his best

🤣🤣🤣 Tarik is number 2 in your ladder system 😂🤣😂🤣

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