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1 million dollars or dinner with Potter

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cartixuzi

personally i would take the dinner with potter because of the knowledge and expertise potter has. She'll give you the blueprint on being successful in competitive Valorant. Her knowledge will be worth more long term than the short term 1 mill. you can also build connections within the vct industry thanks to potter and her ties.

(no you cant take potter home after dinner stop asking)

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butterdog_dogwithdabutter
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for 1 million I'll let u put a leash on me tf

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tHERmal_
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butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#2]

for 1 million I'll let u put a leash on me tf

real

#4
cartixuzi
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butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#2]

for 1 million I'll let u put a leash on me tf

you're trolling then. dinner with potter = knowledge earned = ticket to vct tier 1 = 10 years of tier 1 salary = lifetime fortune. the choice is obvious.

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cartixuzi [#4]

you're trolling then. dinner with potter = knowledge earned = ticket to vct tier 1 = 10 years of tier 1 salary = lifetime fortune. the choice is obvious.

potter can't do shit when I just naturally suck at the game

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Depends if the dinner brings us to my house after.

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Vortax
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1 million dollars so I can finally afford the next skin bundle with subway surfers gameplay on the guns

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Tryeue2
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Can i take her home after the dinner date ?

#9
PoonRaccoon
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1 mil dollar

#10
Vortax
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Tryeue2 [#8]

Can i take her home after the dinner date ?

down drudgerous

#11
XanXanUk
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r u stoopid
take 1 mil split with her (and me for financial advice) she'll give you any expertise u want

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tHERmal_
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swvyboi1 [#6]

Depends if the dinner brings us to my house after.

down horrendously bad

#13
cartixuzi
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butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#5]

potter can't do shit when I just naturally suck at the game

we're not believing hard enough

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swvyboi1
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tHERmal_ [#12]

down horrendously bad

to talk about the future of valorant in my bed of course, what else?

#15
cartixuzi
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swvyboi1 [#14]

to talk about the future of valorant in my bed of course, what else?

elaborate on that in detail for us im a bit lost on the implication

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cartixuzi
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XanXanUk [#11]

r u stoopid
take 1 mil split with her (and me for financial advice) she'll give you any expertise u want

what if she declines u

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swvyboi1
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cartixuzi [#15]

elaborate on that in detail for us im a bit lost on the implication

sorry i gotta go.

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I would take the mill and get in contact with her and pay her time to give me insight on competitive val.

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cartixuzi
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Vyantic [#18]

I would take the mill and get in contact with her and pay her time to give me insight on competitive val.

yeah but what if shes too big for u to do that

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KingDeeJay
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swvyboi1 [#17]

sorry i gotta go.

pussy

#21
XanXanUk
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cartixuzi [#16]

what if she declines u

take money
go for expertise to Ange1
he will give you even better expertise
🔥🔥🔥

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Vyantic
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cartixuzi [#19]

yeah but what if shes too big for u to do that

then i would take the L but keep the million, i don't see any losing scenario.

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Vyantic [#22]

then i would take the L but keep the million, i don't see any losing scenario.

the losing scenario is the one you chose, gotta think the long term on what that dinner can do for u. yeah the opportunity to instantly earn 10 dollars is a win but what about putting that next to the opportunity to make 100 dollars in a few hours?

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Vortax [#10]

down drudgerous

I apologize for desiring interaction with a woman

#25
cartixuzi
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XanXanUk [#21]

take money
go for expertise to Ange1
he will give you even better expertise
🔥🔥🔥

ange1 the type of guy that would be laughing at tiktoks while eating then make u pay for it.

#26
cartixuzi
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Tryeue2 [#24]

I apologize for desiring interaction with a woman

whats your type

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cartixuzi [#26]

whats your type

Potter

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cartixuzi
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Tryeue2 [#27]

Potter

why

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Tryeue2
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cartixuzi [#28]

why

🤓 plus looks very pretty

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Vyantic
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cartixuzi [#23]

the losing scenario is the one you chose, gotta think the long term on what that dinner can do for u. yeah the opportunity to instantly earn 10 dollars is a win but what about putting that next to the opportunity to make 100 dollars in a few hours?

Valorant it's an evolving game, that means that Potter style might adapt well to the changes in the future but there's also a risk that it might become obsolete or it might not adapt that well to meta changes, new maps or agents and also new players personalities, there's so many nuances to this.

I would still take the mil, Potter is awesome but that doesn't mean that being teached by her would make me as successful as her. Her knowledge might be worth every penny but i guess there's more to that than only knowledge.

#31
butterdog_dogwithdabutter
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XanXanUk [#21]

take money
go for expertise to Ange1
he will give you even better expertise
🔥🔥🔥

ange1 would spend all ur money on snus

#32
swvyboi1
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Tryeue2 [#29]

🤓 plus looks very pretty

i like her big strong veiny hands

#33
cartixuzi
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swvyboi1 [#32]

i like her big strong veiny hands

answer #15

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cartixuzi
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Vyantic [#30]

Valorant it's an evolving game, that means that Potter style might adapt well to the changes in the future but there's also a risk that it might become obsolete or it might not adapt that well to meta changes, new maps or agents and also new players personalities, there's so many nuances to this.

I would still take the mil, Potter is awesome but that doesn't mean that being teached by her would make me as successful as her. Her knowledge might be worth every penny but i guess there's more to that than only knowledge.

ur not a believer

#35
BruteAXE
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of course date with potter
no other reasons, she's just pretty

#36
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BruteAXE [#35]

of course date with potter
no other reasons, she's just pretty

horny spotted 👆

#37
BruteAXE
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botfragger432 [#36]

horny spotted 👆

i am not even asking to go home together after the date

#38
prx_brina08
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dinner with jay z

#39
Twentytwo
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Bro no brainer 1 million dollars, wtf is a dinner with potter gonna do for me, make me better at valorant?

#40
sentinelmain377
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1 million
yall dont realize how much money that is

plus you can use it to talk to potter

#41
Klaw69
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the money ofc, why tf would I wanna enter competitive valo

#42
okayso
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1 million

#43
Tryeue2
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Twentytwo [#39]

Bro no brainer 1 million dollars, wtf is a dinner with potter gonna do for me, make me better at valorant?

nah she just fine 😩

#44
sentinelmain377
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butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#31]

ange1 would spend all ur money on snus

LMFAO

#45
cartixuzi
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sentinelmain377 [#40]

1 million
yall dont realize how much money that is

plus you can use it to talk to potter

potter's too big 4 that

#46
K4ziuHa
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swvyboi1 [#17]

sorry i gotta go.

bro you're 10 you aint bringing anyone home

#47
cartixuzi
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K4ziuHa [#46]

bro you're 10 you aint bringing anyone home

babysitter angle

#48
Chaloopa
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1 million then I hire Potter as my Valorant coach

#49
Nilonesia
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1 million dollars so you can buy a bunch of tables for 20 dollars, sell them for 40 dollars, make a table selling business and then utilize vertically integration so you can produce your own tables for 5 dollars, then become the biggest table selling company in the world and then sell that company and buy out EG. Afterwards, have a dinner with potter and discuss the future of the new EG roster that will incorporate star players like “Poolchan”, “Dasnerth”, and “BerLIN” before forming a new EG roster that will make the Astralis dynasty look puny in comparison.
After 7 years of nonstop winning, sell the organization and leave to continue your own journey with the newly added wisdom from EG Potter to create a table production and selling monopoly over the world.
After that, make a book called “how to make a million dollars” containing information about your table dynasty and put it on a table - prompting a random tiktoker to ask someone if they would rather get a million dollars or a book that teaches you how to make a million dollars.
They will then choose the latter and begin their own table empire which rivals even the dynasty you have constructed. As this table empire begins to reach your level, you realize that both of you will have to face off against each other in a Valorant 1 on 1.
The loser will have to be crushed to death by tables.
You recognize this threat and begin a 5 year training session in the Ural Mountains in Russia with the Ex-Gambit core remembering all the information potter had taught you in your lucky 7 years. It is a brutal training with Redgar teaching you how to tp into site and expose yourself to 5 angles but you persevere.
Finally the day comes. There is a hard fought brutal battle before suddenly you lose 6 rounds in a row.
It’s a nerve wracking 12-11 score line when suddenly you remember EG Potter’s advice about remembering to always treat yourself like the one in an advantage.
You quickly swing out with a guardian before one tapping your rival and you send them to be brutally and violently crushed by tables. But before your rival is sent to doom, you realize it’s a familiar face. It was none other than your ex mentor, EG Potter.
With a dejected face, you remember what must be done.
“Stand proud; You are strong” , are the final words muttered out of your dispirited soul before you push her into the table domain.
Finally, after decades of trifle and struggle, you have truly become, the table overlord, but at what cost?
Maybe a simple dinner with Potter would’ve been better after all…

#50
cartixuzi
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Nilonesia [#49]

1 million dollars so you can buy a bunch of tables for 20 dollars, sell them for 40 dollars, make a table selling business and then utilize vertically integration so you can produce your own tables for 5 dollars, then become the biggest table selling company in the world and then sell that company and buy out EG. Afterwards, have a dinner with potter and discuss the future of the new EG roster that will incorporate star players like “Poolchan”, “Dasnerth”, and “BerLIN” before forming a new EG roster that will make the Astralis dynasty look puny in comparison.
After 7 years of nonstop winning, sell the organization and leave to continue your own journey with the newly added wisdom from EG Potter to create a table production and selling monopoly over the world.
After that, make a book called “how to make a million dollars” containing information about your table dynasty and put it on a table - prompting a random tiktoker to ask someone if they would rather get a million dollars or a book that teaches you how to make a million dollars.
They will then choose the latter and begin their own table empire which rivals even the dynasty you have constructed. As this table empire begins to reach your level, you realize that both of you will have to face off against each other in a Valorant 1 on 1.
The loser will have to be crushed to death by tables.
You recognize this threat and begin a 5 year training session in the Ural Mountains in Russia with the Ex-Gambit core remembering all the information potter had taught you in your lucky 7 years. It is a brutal training with Redgar teaching you how to tp into site and expose yourself to 5 angles but you persevere.
Finally the day comes. There is a hard fought brutal battle before suddenly you lose 6 rounds in a row.
It’s a nerve wracking 12-11 score line when suddenly you remember EG Potter’s advice about remembering to always treat yourself like the one in an advantage.
You quickly swing out with a guardian before one tapping your rival and you send them to be brutally and violently crushed by tables. But before your rival is sent to doom, you realize it’s a familiar face. It was none other than your ex mentor, EG Potter.
With a dejected face, you remember what must be done.
“Stand proud; You are strong” , are the final words muttered out of your dispirited soul before you push her into the table domain.
Finally, after decades of trifle and struggle, you have truly become, the table overlord, but at what cost?
Maybe a simple dinner with Potter would’ve been better after all…

this isnt a copypasta?

#51
K4ziuHa
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K4ziuHa [#46]

bro you're 10 you aint bringing anyone home

downvoted for saying the truth 😭😭

#52
AutismCanBeCured
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1m and I'll build a challenger team that competes for titles

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