I lied to my girlfriend about my vlr post count

I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks and it's been going great. She is a huge valorant fan too and when we first met, we were talking about how ridiculous some of the competitive valorant fourms were. But she mentioned that she really liked a site named vlr. I wanted to impress her so I told her that I had 5 digit posts count on vlr. But now she wants to know my vlr username and I am afraid she'll find out I lied. We set up an vlr date for tomorrow and she keeps saying how excited she is and how she wants to open my account and see all of my posts. But she'll be disappointed when she sees my less than 3000 posts😭 I can’t even grind posts because I have a 300 second cooldown Pls help me what am I gonna do??

Wake up bro you don't have a girl

bro is schizo

Channel your inner y0y and ghost when it matters

bro fr has schizo rn... but if not, she should be impressed with your 4 digits posts count

If she's still with u after u said u got a 5 digit vlr post count you should leave thats a massive red flag shes desperate

stopped reading at girlfriend