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If you could be one of the Valorant Agents?

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Which one would you want to be?
(You would also gain their memories. So you would also gain their ptsd or really any trauma they had.)

Surprisingly many fan favorites have some tragic backstories so choose your poison.

Omen has been ripped apart multiple times. Prob not fun to be alive if you're him. But your name is Fred and you like knitting.

Brimstone has been through wars. Probably multiple. And you have a thicc ass.

Kay/O has memories of the future. Which he's not quite fond of. But hey. Ur a cool robot.

Jett destroyed a city probably. And also people think she's a criminal. You would have a life on the run. Honestly not the worst. But probably not one to slow down.

Viper probably killed some people. Or at least experimented on them. And there has to be some sus stuff in Viper's life. But hey you have a thicc ass. Not comparable to Brimmy with the stimmy. But still quite a thicc one.

Reyna has had her sister die. Probably to Viper or something. But hey. Ur hawt.

Astra Idk lmfao. Idk. What would being in ur Astral form feel like.

Skye, Australia is burning. Yea. Not much more to say. But yea u have Cabbages. Is it worth it.

Sage is an odd one. We don't really know much about her lore. This one is a gamble. Like you might want her abilities. But maybe she has some sus shit before. She is quite mysterious.

Killjoy definitely had something happen. But you are a genius. So that's cool. Probably one of the best picks IMO.

Raze goes boom boom. And she has some beef with Killjoy.

Sova. You're hawt Russian dude. But you've been through some shit. Idk what he's seen in the rift. But I'm not sure if I want to. Still hawt Russian dude though. So still and A tier pick.

Yoru is a samurai probably. You would feel out of date, but you're a hawt Yakuza. Good enough for me.

Phoenix had his like School burnt down or smth. Probably not a good memory. But hey. He's "Nice".

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I think Killjoy is the best pick. But what are your thoughts.

#5
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Sadge no one responded :(.

#3
FilthyAnimal
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Sova ez

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Hot Russian dude. Ngl I wonder what rifts feel like.

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Demise
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yoru no doubt

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gutszeraa
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sova no cap

#8
Blazieboy
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Sova ez. Man's really a Chad

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turkey
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which ever one is dating jett

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FilthyAnimal
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pheonix maybe

#11
FireII
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so phoenix

#12
Kiko
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yoru

#13
mangolemonade81
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raze aint got beef with kj

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Raze used Killjoy's gadgets and modified them and I think Kj didn't like that or something.

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EU_quiet
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I would wanna be sage cuz she thicc

#16
iuyn
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brimstones the thiccest but sages still hot

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Agreeed.

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Lmfao.

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