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How do you eat apples

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Simp4S0m

Wash and eat it as it is or peel and eat? Or peel and cut? Or not peel and cut? Me personally I eat as it is because I like the feeling of superiority. When I eat apple I don’t want to give the apple the power over me that I have to do so much before eating it. I want to show it that I can eat it without needing to do anything. I want to show that I am the danger (just eat them) and not in danger (potentially cutting myself from peeling) I even imagine it being surprised because most humans (who are basically below me) peel or cut their apples before eating. So basically the apples they eat have the time to prepare itself to be eaten while me? I don’t give such time. I know people are all different but what you guys do?

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oofington
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swallow whole

#3
Vengaa
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using my rectum just like everyone else

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cobalt21312
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....peel.....apples.....?

(wash and cut is objectively correct, but i am fine with just washing)

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cartixuzi
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ngl i did not know people peel their apples just to eat them regularly

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Wolfpie
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smash it with a hammer and then enjoy the taste of battery.

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deluxton
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with my mouth usually

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valak_
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reading the thread while actually eating apple without cutting or peeling

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