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haiiii vlr :333

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hewwo!!! :3

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Rawr X3 nuzzles How are you? pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge someone's happy! nuzzles your necky wecky ~murr~ hehe ;) rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big! rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing .///. kisses you and licks your neck daddy likes ;) nuzzle wuzzle I hope daddy likes wiggles butt and squirms I wanna see your big daddy meat! wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tails can you please get my itch? put paws on your chest nyea~ it's a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you pwease? squirms pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like, I need to be punished really good paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky ;) licks shaft mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) drools all over your cawk your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh my gawd. I'm so hard rubbies your bulgy wolgy licks balls punish me daddy nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre off your cock salty goodness~ eyes roll back and goes balls deep

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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

heyy~ :3

Salutation my dear B1itz. I hope you're having a fantastic day and I hope the Winter/Summer hasn't been too much of an annoyance to you. vlr is an amazing place to be in and I hope you are happy here. :3