copypasta thread

post ur best val copypastas here

I unfoIIowing c9 tenz no shot he goes sentinels....sentinels come on tenz u betray c9 how ccould u do dis. If i was tenzz, i would sabotage the sentinle from the inside like imposter from amongus

not val but
yamanamenu yamem Armu lamagamenu ya ma beebop yabedebateup when the beat Drop yabadabedubap yabetamatebatemepoopab yamenesulawu malawuba

Neden mi BBL’li olmaktan utanıyorum? 😥

En iyi oyuncularımız bizi bırakıp gidiyor 😢
Tek işe yaradığımız şey dünyaya jett ihracatı yapmak 😏
Avrupa’da averaj takımı oluyoruz 😭
Türkiye’de bile 1. olamıyoruz 😟
Takımın sahibi Trump’a benziyor 🤣

(Blacklisted in TR valorant channel lol)

i swear, if I hear one more time that you cant counter Viper postplant.

1) push her (duh)
2) smoke her lineup position so she cant setup the lineup
3) molly her lineup position, as above
4) bodyblock the Snakebite (this one is hilarious)
5) Sage wall to bounce, as above

¿Quién es Mixwell?
En geografía, mi mundo.
En historia, mi rey.
En matemáticas, mi solución.
En biología, mi medicina.
En mitología, mi dios.
En astronomía, mi universo.
Para el ciego, la luz.
Para el hambriento, el pan.
Para mí, mi todo.

Haven't seen this one very much, but it got a chuckle out of me from reddit a couple of days ago:
According to the scientific logs found in the Mansion of Cinnabar Island, Vanity was born from a pregnant Steel, found deep in the jungles of Guyana, whose embryo had been tampered with to alter its DNA.