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AYO. MOON LANDING WASNT FAKE.

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sheesherz

I've been hearing whispers, rumors, and downright un-American talk that some of y'all think the moon landing was fake. Well, buckle up, because I'm about to school you on why that's a bunch of baloney!

First off, let's get one thing straight: This is AMERICA we're talking about! The land of the brave, the home of the free, the place where dreams come true. You think we'd fake something as monumental as landing on the moon? HA! We've got the grit, the determination, and the pure AMERICAN spirit to make the impossible possible.

Now, here's why the moon landing WASN'T fake:

  1. BECAUSE AMERICA: That's right! We've got the brains, the brawn, and the know-how to shoot a rocket to the moon and plant our glorious flag right there. We did it because we could, and because that's what Americans do!

  2. NEIL ARMSTRONG AND BUZZ ALDRIN: You think these heroes would lie to you? These are men who stared down the void of space and said, "Not today!" They danced on the moon, and they brought back the moonwalk. Pure AMERICAN legends!

  3. BALD EAGLES AND APPLE PIE: If you can't trust in the taste of a good apple pie and the majestic cry of a bald eagle, then what can you trust in? These are the symbols of our nation, and they don't lie. Neither does the moon landing!

  4. FREEDOM AND JUSTICE: We landed on the moon because it was there, and because freedom knows no bounds. Not even the sky is the limit when you're riding on a rocket fueled by liberty and justice for all.

So the next time someone tries to tell you that the moon landing was fake, just remember: This is AMERICA, where we don't back down, and we don't fake greatness. We earn it, we own it, and we shoot for the stars – and the moon.

Stay strong, stay proud, and keep believing in the red, white, and blue. And never, ever doubt that we did the impossible, because THAT'S WHAT AMERICANS DO!

WOOOOO MURICA! 🇺🇸🌕💪🚀🦅

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bobkiller
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but the earth is flat though

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butterfly
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where is mrgoudas when u need him

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WinterZ20
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I've been hearing whispers, rumors, and downright un-American talk that some of y'all think the moon landing was fake. Well, buckle up, because I'm about to school you on why that's a bunch of baloney!

First off, let's get one thing straight: This is AMERICA we're talking about! The land of the brave, the home of the free, the place where dreams come true. You think we'd fake something as monumental as landing on the moon? HA! We've got the grit, the determination, and the pure AMERICAN spirit to make the impossible possible.

Now, here's why the moon landing WASN'T fake:

BECAUSE AMERICA: That's right! We've got the brains, the brawn, and the know-how to shoot a rocket to the moon and plant our glorious flag right there. We did it because we could, and because that's what Americans do!

NEIL ARMSTRONG AND BUZZ ALDRIN: You think these heroes would lie to you? These are men who stared down the void of space and said, "Not today!" They danced on the moon, and they brought back the moonwalk. Pure AMERICAN legends!

BALD EAGLES AND APPLE PIE: If you can't trust in the taste of a good apple pie and the majestic cry of a bald eagle, then what can you trust in? These are the symbols of our nation, and they don't lie. Neither does the moon landing!

FREEDOM AND JUSTICE: We landed on the moon because it was there, and because freedom knows no bounds. Not even the sky is the limit when you're riding on a rocket fueled by liberty and justice for all.

So the next time someone tries to tell you that the moon landing was fake, just remember: This is AMERICA, where we don't back down, and we don't fake greatness. We earn it, we own it, and we shoot for the stars – and the moon.

Stay strong, stay proud, and keep believing in the red, white, and blue. And never, ever doubt that we did the impossible, because THAT'S WHAT AMERICANS DO!

WOOOOO MURICA! 🇺🇸🌕💪🚀🦅

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Zhongguo
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allat

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SEN_brasileiros
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moon is a hologram, if not why moon would have format of the earth's continents on it

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sheesherz
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I've been saying this for years, right after I arm-wrestled Bigfoot and had a chat with the aliens at Area 51.

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EpicGamerGamingEpicly
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bro thinks the moon is real

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samhatts
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India went on a mission to the uhhhhhh... the uhhhhh, I forgor

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L1NK_Lover
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I've been hearing whispers, rumors, and downright un-American talk that some of y'all think the moon landing was fake. Well, buckle up, because I'm about to school you on why that's a bunch of baloney!

First off, let's get one thing straight: This is AMERICA we're talking about! The land of the brave, the home of the free, the place where dreams come true. You think we'd fake something as monumental as landing on the moon? HA! We've got the grit, the determination, and the pure AMERICAN spirit to make the impossible possible.

Now, here's why the moon landing WASN'T fake:

BECAUSE AMERICA: That's right! We've got the brains, the brawn, and the know-how to shoot a rocket to the moon and plant our glorious flag right there. We did it because we could, and because that's what Americans do!

NEIL ARMSTRONG AND BUZZ ALDRIN: You think these heroes would lie to you? These are men who stared down the void of space and said, "Not today!" They danced on the moon, and they brought back the moonwalk. Pure AMERICAN legends!

BALD EAGLES AND APPLE PIE: If you can't trust in the taste of a good apple pie and the majestic cry of a bald eagle, then what can you trust in? These are the symbols of our nation, and they don't lie. Neither does the moon landing!

FREEDOM AND JUSTICE: We landed on the moon because it was there, and because freedom knows no bounds. Not even the sky is the limit when you're riding on a rocket fueled by liberty and justice for all.

So the next time someone tries to tell you that the moon landing was fake, just remember: This is AMERICA, where we don't back down, and we don't fake greatness. We earn it, we own it, and we shoot for the stars – and the moon.

Stay strong, stay proud, and keep believing in the red, white, and blue. And never, ever doubt that we did the impossible, because THAT'S WHAT AMERICANS DO!

WOOOOO MURICA! 🇺🇸🌕💪🚀🦅

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