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Anyone can defeat a Gorilla

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#1
GolemTison

No kidding.
I've been practicing MMA for 6 years now, and boxing for 7 years, so I'll be able to.

And weight training for 4 years, 1m87 for 86 kgs.

I've got crazy speed, and reflexes identical to my speed. All I have to do is wait for him to charge me, dodge him and give him a good pat on the head. I won't drop him at the slightest mistake, the gorilla is finished. You'll always have a few smart guys around here thinking it's impossible. Nothing's impossible with willpower, folks, and 2) you're not going to do anything with your cowardly body.

Any trained man can take out a gorilla with a knife. Barehanded isn't necessarily more complicated, it just requires technique.

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oblvs
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allat

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Astroman77
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The greatest ability of the human being is intelligence. That's why we can tame any wild animal. IQ >>>>>>>> brute force. Batman >>>>>> Superman.

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queueK
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I doubt that any trained man with a knife can take out a gorilla. Gorillas are pretty fast and ridiculously strong with long ass arms. I don't think the human would be able to get close enough to do damage (unless they kill it near immediately) because the gorilla will literally rip them in half

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Sounds like someone's been playing a bit too much Donkey Kong. Remember, the gorilla has home advantage in the jungle gym. Stay humble, champ! And just a heads up: in the real world, gorillas don't play by MMA rules. Maybe stick to arm wrestling with your buddies at the local coffee shop. Better odds there!

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LouBag
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2/8

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