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#1
vispri

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#2
hanafuji
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Overhyped my fucking ass. Go ask some of top 8 teams in SEA and they'll definitely say we could be a contender for the masters slot. We are scrimming them on 120+ ping and making it close and even beating them. Every top SEA team we have scrimmed has high respect for us knowing the damage we can do on the ping we have yet alone what we would do on low ping. We are not like Bonkers or Soniqs and it takes one vod review to see that. I hope to change all your minds when the time comes but for now have some respect on our names.

#20
Error_69420
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I was Serbian G2 fan, I loved Aleksib but he left G2 and I'm EDG Fan Now.
My New Name Is Méng qí·D·lù fēi (猴子 d 路飞),
我来自China, 我最喜欢的球队是 Edward Gaming.
You Can Support EDG Like Me ,Come Join Us

#3
KazeraSG
27
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STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

#23
RickyIndian
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STATS

TWITCH FOLLOWERS
aspas - https://www.twitch.tv/aspaszin (276k followers)
Derke - https://www.twitch.tv/derke (51k followers)
TenZ - https://www.twitch.tv/tenz (2.8 MILLION followers)

TWITTER FOLLOWERS
aspas - https://twitter.com/loud_aspas (136.7k followers)
Derke - https://twitter.com/derkeps (78k followers)
TenZ - https://twitter.com/TenZOfficial (1M followers)

can you take a moment to appreciate how clouted TenZ is? he has so many damn fans because he's just SOOOOO good at the game!

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is if they're the best on ONE main agent! This will prove that TenZ plays jett since he's simply the best jett in the world!

heat? nt (not tenz)
aspas? nt (not tenz)
xand? nt (not tenz)
yay? nt (not tenz)
cned? nt (not tenz)
scream? nt (not tenz)
d3ffo? nt (not tenz)
derke? nt (not tenz)

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta, TenZ will unleash his chamber on the rest of the world.
He is not killing 40+ per map because ShahZam tells TenZ that he can't change his mouse or sens during the game which really messes up flow... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you, but SEN all try to make individual plays which prevents TenZ from DOMINATING.

this one better

#33
Berkaybaba11
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mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

#4
hanafuji
23
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Im from Uzbekistan and my favorite team is m3c

#5
stopper
0
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my all time favorite

#6
alice_
15
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mwzera is not only a player but an entity.
literally all the br good players were inspired by him, he teached them a new way of aiming, they looked at him as a god, as a superstar, a rolemodel.

just to imagine he was 18~19 years old in that time, so glad for the things he built
he influenced a generation of players become the best version of themselves

he is the most talented player in brazil, better than aspas or anyone u might think of
but he doesnt have sacy + saadhak

mwzera is constantly dropping amazing numbers with different class of agents, he have been to multiple teams with different people with different IGLs and his performance simply doesnt decrease, for an insane amount of rounds, for months, for more than 2 years

aspas play for the best br team atm, a team who have been stomping every other team in brazil, his job is basically to press mouse1 while most of his enemies are stunned/blind
remove saadhak+sacy from his team and then we can see how he performs and his real level of fragging power

here is what happened when they faced eachother with teams of same level
https://www.vlr.gg/26918/gamelanders-blue-vs-slick-champions-tour-brazil-stage-3-challengers-2-decider-b/?game=all&tab=overview
mwzera +19, 11-1 FK, 200 ADR, 335 ACS
One of the most iconic performances of all time

#15
number1_MIBR_hater
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such a classic

#7
Clayy
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No times to give up hope
Look chance to lose our
We were born to be the greatest
No empty promises
Someone can heard me scream now
Let it happen naturally
Together we ARE one
Together we are
Together we are one
VIVA RRQ!
VIVA RRQ! (Together we are one)
VIVA RRQ! (Together we are one)

#19
nutab1e
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argh

#8
Geck0
9
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(serious)

I was online friends with vispri for the past 2 years. we used to duo queue and ive been informed by vispri girlfriend he sadly was in a car accident. im not sure if this is the spot to post this but he was known on this site, and he introduced me to it. my condolences go out to his family and his girlfriend as well.

#9
vispri
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rip vispri😭😭😭

#14
Vampli
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bruh i thought this was real :Madge:

#31
my_name_jeff
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bruh moment

#10
kbkdark
8
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Brazil Haters Modus operandi

Step 1: Call Brazil Bronzil, brazilians monkey, be toxic and mock every Brazilian team
Step 2: Predict all Brazilians go 0-2
Step 3: Watch the match

Step 4:

If Brazil loses:
Step 4.1.1: mocks brazilians and be toxic
Step 4.1.2: play victim when brazilians call out your toxicity
Step 4.1.3: Wait for the next match/tournament starts
Step 4.1.4: Go back to Step 1

If Brazil wins:
Step 4.2.1: act like you never were toxic against brazilians
Step 4.2.2: play moralist and create a lot of topics calling brazilians toxic
Step 4.2.3: Wait for the next match/tournament starts
Step 4.2.4: Go back to Step 1

#11
titanwithpp
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Ive played against him in ranked, but obv thats not the same thing. I think if there was no post plant, no judge, and no OP metas to abuse and the game properly balanced, he wouldnt be any sort of special IGL at all, open to being wrong on this one

#25
LathesRule
0
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Vanityyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

#12
titanwithpp
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HellrangeR called up a meeting to disscuss how losing up of aim duels had cost them their matches, all the team members voted to kick KappA out, KappA gave a smirk and threw some pictures on the table , HellrangeR got stressed as he saw it was private pictures of him with breach, he then slowly approached KappA and hugged him , KappA whispered "TRICKSHOT"

#13
Marcusgeez
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I think we qual to masters dude, like boom the 3rd best asian team, we smashed them in scrims, not smashed them like we beat them and then their excuse is that they were lagging or some shit and they stopped the scrim

#16
number1_ScreaM_fan
9
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I've seen Tenz play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

#17
Zorontom
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Thats it. That seals the deal. Im no longer a SEN fan. I’ve been a fan since 2020 and a twitch prime sub since 2021. I will no longer watch them play nor renew my tier 3 sub to ShahZaM. I’m taking my fanhood to TSM where they actually know how to run a team.

#18
Adi69LassiSeller
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The average BMI and firepower of c9 is so high.

#21
Marcusgeez
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I was Serbian G2 fan, I loved Aleksib but he left G2 and I'm EDG Fan Now.
My New Name Is Méng qí·D·lù fēi (猴子 d 路飞),
我来自China,我最喜欢的球队是 Edward Gaming
You Can Support EDG Like Me Come Join Us

#22
Rebellion2408
2
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mwzera is not only a player but an entity.
literally all the br good players were inspired by him, he teached them a new way of aiming, they looked at him as a god, as a superstar, a rolemodel.

just to imagine he was 18~19 years old in that time, so glad for the things he built
he influenced a generation of players become the best version of themselves

he is the most talented player in brazil, better than aspas or anyone u might think of
but he doesnt have sacy + saadhak

mwzera is constantly dropping amazing numbers with different class of agents, he have been to multiple teams with different people with different IGLs and his performance simply doesnt decrease, for an insane amount of rounds, for months, for more than 2 years

aspas play for the best br team atm, a team who have been stomping every other team in brazil, his job is basically to press mouse1 while most of his enemies are stunned/blind
remove saadhak+sacy from his team and then we can see how he performs and his real level of fragging power

here is what happened when they faced eachother with teams of same level
https://www.vlr.gg/26918/gamelanders-blue-vs-slick-champions-tour-brazil-stage-3-challengers-2-decider-b/?game=all&tab=overview
mwzera +19, 11-1 FK, 200 ADR, 335 ACS
One of the most iconic performances of all time

#24
Delusional_SA_fan
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Thats fucking Valorant right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the stage, men deliver their new born baby on the desks. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit.

#28
fleur
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Best vlr pasta ever

#26
armeena
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In their upcoming heist, The 100 Thieves team visited an orphanage in LA. "Its heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope", said Charlie, age 6.

#27
LathesRule
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valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

#29
AdS
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The open bomb site one i cant find

#30
fourlvalorant
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Im from Uzbekistan and my favorite team is M3C

#32
unknown_trash
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i was sitting in my college class economics 202 when the teacher assigned a daunting group project. i have no friends so i had to join the remaining people in class. one of those remaining people was bonkar and i was distressed. i had heard the rumors about him doing 0 work and making the others do it and just using us for the grade, so i was not happy. but when we sat down to work on the project, he ascended into astral form and started conducting us and giving us every move to make. like clockwork, we began nailing the project together under bonkar’s lead. he did absolutely no work, yet he did all of the work through us. my economics professor said it was the best shit she’s ever seen, and asked how we even made a project like that. as i started to speak, bonkar wrapped his arms around me and slowly placed his hand over my mouth and softly whispered, “we don’t reveal our strats”

#34
ballsnater222
0
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Br

#35
deathlyclaws
2
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I was Serbian G2 fan, I loved Aleksib but he left G2 and I'm EDG Fan Now.
My New Name Is Méng qí·D·lù fēi (猴子 d 路飞),
我来自China,我最喜欢的球队是 Edward Gaming
You Can Support EDG Like Me Come Join Us

#36
Warlordwibz
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I think we qual to Franchise dude, like RRQ the best Filipino team, we smashed them in scrims, not smashed them like we beat them and then their excuse is that they were making Indo team or some shit and they stopped the scrim.

#37
b3rnie
0
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mwzera is not only a player but an entity.
literally all the br good players were inspired by him, he teached them a new way of aiming, they looked at him as a god, as a superstar, a rolemodel.

just to imagine he was 18~19 years old in that time, so glad for the things he built
he influenced a generation of players become the best version of themselves

he is the most talented player in brazil, better than aspas or anyone u might think of
but he doesnt have sacy + saadhak

mwzera is constantly dropping amazing numbers with different class of agents, he have been to multiple teams with different people with different IGLs and his performance simply doesnt decrease, for an insane amount of rounds, for months, for more than 2 years

aspas play for the best br team atm, a team who have been stomping every other team in brazil, his job is basically to press mouse1 while most of his enemies are stunned/blind
remove saadhak+sacy from his team and then we can see how he performs and his real level of fragging power

here is what happened when they faced eachother with teams of same level
https://www.vlr.gg/26918/gamelanders-blue-vs-slick-champions-tour-brazil-stage-3-challengers-2-decider-b/?game=all&tab=overview
mwzera +19, 11-1 FK, 200 ADR, 335 ACS
One of the most iconic performances of all time

#38
xLeo
0
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Trembolona Rage

period

#39
Ultimateattack
2
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I've seen f0rsakeN play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.

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