ZmjjKK Clears

STATS

ZmjjKK https://www.vlr.gg/player/3520/zmjjkk
Derke https://www.vlr.gg/player/5022/derke
f0rsakeN https://www.vlr.gg/player/9801/f0rsaken

ACS STATS (CHAMBER)
ZmjjKK - 300 ACS (thats the most craziet insaniest thing ive seen ever)
Derke - 259 ACS
f0rsakeN - 263 ACS

VCT STATS (90d)
ZmjjKK -100% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches)
Derke - 80% winrate (MVP of 70% of the matches)
f0rsakeN -90% winrate (MVP of 93% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane ZmjjKK is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game, ever

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good sentinel is CHAMBER. There is a BIG difference between a good sentinel and a cypher abuser
If he is a good sentinel, he needs to be good with chamber.

derke? not good with chamber
tenz? not good with chamber
f0rsaken? not good with chamber
cned? not good with chamber
meteor? not good with chamber
ardiis? not good with chamber
jamppi? not good with chamber

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf chamber and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like f0rsaken and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined EDG he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single sentinel nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even mid skrossi managed to get +23 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/105267/enigma-gaming-vs-global-esports-skyesports-champions-series-gf)

Whats up dudes, I just wanna give a quick reminder, if you haven't hit that logout button smash that shit right now. I appreciate all the support you guys are the best and go Touch some Grass.

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w post

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

Switch Heat with Life lol

8/8

mwzera? not good with chamber

yay clears

STATS

ZmjjKK https://www.vlr.gg/player/3520/zmjjkk
Derke https://www.vlr.gg/player/5022/derke
f0rsakeN https://www.vlr.gg/player/9801/f0rsaken

ACS STATS (CHAMBER)
ZmjjKK - 300 ACS (thats the most craziet insaniest thing ive seen ever)
Derke - 259 ACS
f0rsakeN - 263 ACS

VCT STATS (90d)
ZmjjKK -100% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches)
Derke - 80% winrate (MVP of 70% of the matches)
f0rsakeN -90% winrate (MVP of 93% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane ZmjjKK is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game, ever

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good sentinel is CHAMBER. There is a BIG difference between a good sentinel and a cypher abuser
If he is a good sentinel, he needs to be good with chamber.

derke? not good with chamber
tenz? not good with chamber
f0rsaken? not good with chamber
cned? not good with chamber
meteor? not good with chamber
ardiis? not good with chamber
jamppi? not good with chamber

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf chamber and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like f0rsaken and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined EDG he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single sentinel nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even mid skrossi managed to get +23 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/105267/enigma-gaming-vs-global-esports-skyesports-champions-series-gf)

most W thread today

Lets go EDG!!! Go KONE !!! Zmjjkk i believe will win

Context

My penis is tiny. Microscopic even. Quite possibly the smallest in the world. When I flashed a woman she laughed. This has lead me to get inferiority complex and to compensate I try to act smarter then I am and tell people they are wrong. I bring this to your attention reader because I foolishly claimed EDG was dogshit and would get shit on after everyone was high on them after they dominated ONS. For this I am sorry, to those I offended and those who had to listen to someone as unintelligent as myself.
Mr. meyournightmare tried to warn me, he did so with the patients of a saint but I was young and headstrong, I mistook his tranquil, thoughtful nature for spinelessness and weakness. In truth I hadn't even watched the EDG game against ONS, I only said that because my parents didn't love me and I am a attention seeker. However more then that, I also wanted to feel superior to other people by saying something that goes against the narrative. I wasn't a sheep yet by holding the opinion purely because that was opposite to the mainstream narrative I was also on a leash, just a different kind.
OCE is an awful region. The original post was about how china was overrated after 1 game and will shit the bed just like OCE did , this was written because I didn't want to admit that OCE is the worst region, worse then every other region. I was hoping China would become a laughing stock to distract from OCE failure. I am sorry to all Chinese fans, moving forward I will learn to accept OCE's shortcomings and not try to pull other real regions down to lift OCE up.
To anyone that didn't realise yet, I am a sad person who spends their time insulting strangers for to wasting their time betting on EDG.
'The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge'
During Copenhagen I started with $20USD and got up to $140 (then losing 50 on the finals), this made me think I knew something about valorant. I have $2 left right now. That earlier quote feels very pertinent because I had the illusion of knowledge but meyournightmare showed me that I was a fool and must accept I am ignorant and need to seek real knowledge. From now on I will listen to mryournightmare to try to ascertain atleast some knowledge from his greatness.
By posting on vlr, I all by myself, brought the average vlr iq down 100 points. I am sorry to all that had to read anything I've ever written on this website.

PS misssscchhh, if your meyournightmare's alt I am going to cry, if you are not; I am sorry for my weakness please be strong for the both of us

STATS

ZmjjKK https://www.vlr.gg/player/3520/zmjjkk
Derke https://www.vlr.gg/player/5022/derke
f0rsakeN https://www.vlr.gg/player/9801/f0rsaken

ACS STATS (CHAMBER)
ZmjjKK - 300 ACS (thats the most craziet insaniest thing ive seen ever)
Derke - 259 ACS
f0rsakeN - 263 ACS

VCT STATS (90d)
ZmjjKK -100% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches)
Derke - 80% winrate (MVP of 70% of the matches)
f0rsakeN -90% winrate (MVP of 93% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane ZmjjKK is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game, ever

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good sentinel is CHAMBER. There is a BIG difference between a good sentinel and a cypher abuser
If he is a good sentinel, he needs to be good with chamber.

derke? not good with chamber
tenz? not good with chamber
f0rsaken? not good with chamber
cned? not good with chamber
meteor? not good with chamber
ardiis? not good with chamber
jamppi? not good with chamber

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf chamber and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like f0rsaken and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined EDG he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single sentinel nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even mid skrossi managed to get +23 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/105267/enigma-gaming-vs-global-esports-skyesports-champions-series-gf)

heat is jett for edg?

dont you mean life?

clears harder than I ever could've imagined

STATS

TWITCH FOLLOWERS
aspas - https://www.twitch.tv/aspaszin (276k followers)
Derke - https://www.twitch.tv/derke (51k followers)
TenZ - https://www.twitch.tv/tenz (2.8 MILLION followers)

TWITTER FOLLOWERS
aspas - https://twitter.com/loud_aspas (136.7k followers)
Derke - https://twitter.com/derkeps (78k followers)
TenZ - https://twitter.com/TenZOfficial (1M followers)

can you take a moment to appreciate how clouted TenZ is? he has so many damn fans because he's just SOOOOO good at the game!

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is if they're the best on ONE main agent! This will prove that TenZ plays jett since he's simply the best jett in the world!

heat? nt (not tenz)
aspas? nt (not tenz)
xand? nt (not tenz)
yay? nt (not tenz)
cned? nt (not tenz)
scream? nt (not tenz)
d3ffo? nt (not tenz)
derke? nt (not tenz)

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta, TenZ will unleash his chamber on the rest of the world.
He is not killing 40+ per map because ShahZam tells TenZ that he can't change his mouse or sens during the game which really messes up flow... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you, but SEN all try to make individual plays which prevents TenZ from DOMINATING.

found another copypasta

BACKOXYXD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD NO CAP ez