theyd prob just call him hfm

soulcas was an attempt to clone my piss

The sentinels were always my least favorite. Always think they're so smart with their setups. They don't give the controllers enough credit either

theres a whole tl;dr

Hello everyone.
On March 27, 2023, my NDA was officially expired. I gave it an extra day to make sure there was absolutely no confusion. Now, I will tell you something you will be completely shocked to hear.

Have you ever wondered why the pros of valorant look so polished? Why their shots are more accurate, why their util is so in unison? It isn't because of practice or individual skill. Riot Games cloned me over 600 times in order to create a legion of professional players for their games. They were assigned numbers at "conception", each sorted by their role. Duelists were the first 100, initators 200, sentinels 300, controllers 400, igls 500. "Flex" players are mistakes, but they do come in handy. Clone#1 was my favorite. You know him as yay. He was absolutely incredible. Their idea was to hide him on a tier 2 team where he would develop into the ESports Player of the Year. He is no longer playing. There is a reason for that I will explain later. Now, it seems they have taken clone#50, clone#543, clone#222, clone#287, and clone#317 and made them the champions. You know them as Derke, Boaster, Leo, Chronicle, and Alfajer.

The reason I wanted to make this post is to inform you. You will never be as good as the experimental clones. These guys are so good they aren't allowed out of the lab. However, we can only control them for so long. That is why we have taken clone#1. He is the only player close enough to them to contain them in their chambers. We may be taking more soon, but with the addition of franchising we need to be more discreet. It is getting harder to do so. These experiments get hungry. Why do you think the teams REQUIRE a 6th man? We fed them thwifo a couple days ago. All this to say:

tl;dr
Im better than you

vlr is so hilarious bc players will enjoy their lives and then the internet cave dwellers will say they are throwing by not dedicating all their time awake playing a game

-jampii
-soulcas
-redgar
-sayf
-nats
+chronicle
+derke
+suygetsu
+boaster
+leo

we already have sheahh and g2shazam u can go

soulcas and redgar

why is he just straight up lying💀

chatgpt for 3rd graders

theyve ignored their other teams for so long and no ones said anything, i thought i was hallucinating
they have so many pro teams yet only talk about val and its been like that since atleast masters reykjavik

1. tgrd get 26-0d
2. lose to drx
3. heaven on earth

3 were against non-emea teams 2 were against the event winner?

no way, the food i put in the microwave and then 1 minute later eat isn't healthy????

i have much more work to do

i fear the day a vlr user gets signed to a pro team

so no personal offense but i hope your team has no success

not even

stax sent him to t3 and then he had to work his way up kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

bro saw someone else post the link and just decided to do it himself

or this is just the best bait of all time

https://www.vlr.gg/15628/100-thieves-vs-envy-champions-tour-north-america-stage-2-challengers-1-ubf

nt

https://www.vlr.gg/7425/100-thieves-vs-envy-jbl-quantum-cup-tournament-r1 nt

good afternoon bro, just making sure you're keeping the team on their aim training regime!

make sure that victor can atleast out aim an ascendant by april!

sincerely, Zidmz

lemme ask toast rq

sen will win 5 games trust

diarrhea lose 2-1 💀
n0ts r0dgar soulc0s s0ys j0mppi

(qwertyy can skip)
W superteam

9th-16th place (worse than 100t, same as FUT kkkkkkkkkkkk)
million dollar man leaves
IGL leaves
who will replace?
t3 igl who lost to OResports 💀
t3.5 college kid

team that was supposed to clear americas is about to finish behind kru kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

classic NA

sign content creators for pro team

you are programmed by vlr.gg

bro is boosting boaster kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

how long has it just been TL vs loud/jelly

it looks like the rest of them are t999999999 compared to them

im actually in talks with bbl and i should be on the team by the time we play them

so we will beat them

mb ill switch back

bro must've been sentinels personal janitor or something💀💀

well the joke about 100t is whenever they slightly drift off the entire team goes into rebuild so yeah

we were boosted by sgares

all of that? wasn't read

ik cNed had no help but it couldnt be that bad💀💀

i was looking through ppl to invite on my friends list and one of them had the 2021 VCT CHAMPION title

is there some glitch idk??

same

atleast geng>rrq is a lock

what the fuck pacific

What i’ve got to do

Here go another player tip

KEKW

💀

Any NA T1-T2 duelist clears him… where will he play?

Is he the one who had 100+ in a bo5 and still lost

my school blocked that💀

chess

just more br baiters

they think their t2 teams have a chance bc they beat nrg in a scrim

more kekw from kekw region

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