I literally just saw you with an SR flair

I GOT 0-2d IN SEMIFINALS.

B-b-but fenis is my pidol! I promise, if PINESSE had one more tech pause, nrg wouldve won! The admins rigged it!

Bro i post on vlr. Im only a loser, not a horrible person (deba*ers)

common botination L

thank you enigma masterbaiter69

can i get a good luck i am going into semifinals tomorrow

godssi 😲
yaaay you fixed your monitor 😀

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what

https://twitter.com/Noynvlr/status/1648476504551215104?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

MY PIDOL FENIS IS NOT BAGRE DOR!!! GIVE FNS MORE TECH PAUSE OR HE WILL RETIRE!!!!!

m-my Pidol fenis just needs another free kick! give fenis more penalty or he retire!!@!

ONLY EU THATS NOT KEKW

and then his team gets rolled

chamber, neon, and sage (for the most part) are completely useless

they got rolled so hard they removed themselves from vlr 💀

https://www.vlr.gg/team/5752/ascension

sen will win a masters if LOUD, Cloud9, Leviatán, MIBR, FURIA, 100 Thieves, NRG Esports, FNATIC, TTeam Vitality, Natus Vincere, Giants Gaming, Team Liquid, Team Heretics, KOI, DRX, GENG, PRX, T1, and TS all leave valorant

now that we all have had time to clear our minds abt it, was it necessary to replay the round over that bug?

astra/omen/viper/brimstone/harbor controller, raze/jett/reyna/pheonix/yoru/neon duelist, sova/fade/kayo/skye/breach initiator, and cypher/kj/chamber/sage sentinel 👍

shadowna literally arrived at my doorstep the minute i clicked the link

it should be na>latam>br

next up is dephh

vlr about to apologize to kc and eg too💀

from the sen match to today, how did vlr hard pivot from shitting on tenz to defending him

stick to one side lil bros

Sorta kanpeki but he also brought him into sen

andrew tate ruined valorant is not something i ever expected to read

thats it. get UB into franchise

old sen with tenz 0-3 old sen with sinatraa 0-0, they wouldnt play because... yk

best americas duo is c0m and boostio what are you talking about

time to learn vietnamese lil bro

ignore those matches, from now on bet everything you own on EG

reported

virus link

guandong tigers

na trash region KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK more like north SA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
VAMOS VAMOS VAMOS

59

idk if you mean like a round robin or mixed teams or wtv but franchised clears regardless

no troll NA makes esports entertaining. no one really cares if you are good at video games besides us nerds

Operation ReColonize is working perfect.

bcj needs to give him the mcdonalds application 💀

i will be generous and say that champs will take top 6 from each region, 100t still wouldn't make it

im not exactly sure, but i know NRG uses it and Syko said he never wanted to touch it

eg threw before they even played a match

they waited until everyone else made their rosters and then STILL managed to pick up the worst of the scraps -bcj and ethan

bro is begging i dont disrespect victor

nrg not even gonna beat furia KEKW

skye (5) 50% 100 0.98 191.4 0.92 122.0 70% 0.67 0.38 0.05 0.08 67 73 38 5 8
raze (2) 20% 42 0.95 228.0 1.06 148.4 67% 0.79 0.14 0.24 0.10 33 31 6 10 4
kayo (2) 20% 47 1.08 227.5 0.95 153.7 74% 0.79 0.55 0.02 0.04 37 39 26 1 2
sova (1) 10% 15 0.76 166.0 0.75 100.3 67% 0.60 0.13 0.07 0.00 9 12 2 1 0

from: https://www.vlr.gg/player/7871/xeppaa agents

i had nothing but positive things for eg 🐔

cryo was NAs 2nd best chamber crutch, behind yay

chamber meta

100t:
Cryo was yet another pro turned fraud by chamber nerf
Asuna fell off the hugest cliff, same with t0nz
Derrek onliner
Stellar still good
Bang has huge future

SEN:
t0nz fell off the hugest cliff, same with Asuna
Sacy still ok (?)
pANcada still good
dephh worst igl in americas
zekken has huge future

NRG:
fartpiss another pro turned fraud by chamber nerf
s0m, despite surpassing expectations, still just ok
fenis all brain no aim
victor mid aim no brain
crashies one of the best initiators itw

C9:
dropped y0y
vanity threw while he was there
1leaf goat
xeppaa mid
zellsis ranked troll
runi and jakee to soon to tell, but good futures ahead

EG:
💀

100t:
Cryo was yet another pro turned fraud by chamber nerf
Asuna fell off the hugest cliff, same with t0nz
Derrek onliner
Stellar still good
Bang has huge future

SEN:
t0nz fell off the hugest cliff, same with Asuna
Sacy still ok (?)
pANcada still good
dephh worst igl in americas
zekken has huge future

NRG:
fartpiss another pro turned fraud by chamber nerf
s0m, despite surpassing expectations, still just ok
fenis all brain no aim
victor mid aim no brain
crashies one of the best initiators itw

C9:
dropped y0y
vanity threw while he was there
1leaf goat
xeppaa mid
zellsis ranked troll
runi and jakee to soon to tell, but good futures ahead

EG:
💀

btw im making this its own thread