region a: 2 entire continents, most trophies were from teams not even part of same country

region b: 2 countries, with one of them only having 1-2 players per team

u can get pregnant from that

my precious king doesnt need co-stars in his commercials. just like on the court, he does it all himself

if you disagree then youre an idiot

i must be yessirski

tdm sucks more than dm

i will not elaborate

who is asp

era??? sen had a dominant tournament.
fnc has lost a single game all year

another tournament to sleep through sadge

fnc saved ur sorry ass team kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

tgrd, m8 (not m80), prx, nrg

fut is pretty much guaranteed at least one game in their group, and i think they can beat t1 easily

what is your all time ranking???

im a guard fan what do i smell like

i love how riot realized the season was way too short so they added random breaks in between champs for no reason at all

doesnt matter. na owns liquid

giants will barely be able to handle kru 😹😹
fut will escape only bc their group is dog ass
fnc only good emea team
tl has a chance and navi is💀

all that for the guard to wipe 🤣

i am those people

who tf is mingu😭

red bull only tournament that counts. 100t won and decided to save strats for 2024

The Guard is a Tier 1 North American VALORANT team. Some speculate they will go 10-0 and sweep all internationals next year.

so true. i can’t count the amount of nights i’ve stayed up watching 100t vods just so i can see those boys…

im the same age as goat and im fucking hardstuck diamond 😭

boaster on international bought superteam fns on home made team of decent na players + emea double agent who under his igling become better

i think kru winning lcq was more possible than it looked

mibr, 100t, and sen were predictably shit, c9 are chronic chokers, and lev isn't too great. kru just learned how to close out a map

g2 bombing out after split 1 was arguably funnier

"t1" team getting exposed by one of the worst t2 teams? how could i forget 😹
then sen fans tried to cope by saying they didn't have prac, and now they're coping that ludwig-tarik PREVENTED them from practicing more 😹😹😹

real
even faze would beat sentinels kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

SEN's still doing shit

too true 😹😹

pacific hasn't won a title

gimme a min imma go grab a water i'll be right back w u

4/5 agents they picked for their breeze comp have no place being played
fade was their only semi-rational pick

why has there been such a wave of stupid ass questions recently

prx can never win a lan. after trolling breeze vs fpx, they literally cursed themselves

so what youre saying is he bribed riot???? replay all of champs 21.

regardless of what is holding sen back, they're a poverty franchise. one golden run in reykjavik '21 and never came close to another title

how do you keep forgetting things you write

If you want to talk about what teams are poverty franchises go look at pacific.

acend wouldve gotten destroyed by vk if riot didnt hand them a free 7 rounds

i was talking about sentinels because in your post you said

I predict SEN's roster will look something like this next year if they plan to drop Tenz and Zekken.
New IGL (Johnqt potentially)
Sacy
pANcada/Marved
New flex player (NiSMO potentially)
New Duelist player (Aspas potentially)

also, prx owns floptic
https://www.vlr.gg/220453/nrg-esports-vs-paper-rex-champions-tour-2023-masters-tokyo-lr3
https://www.vlr.gg/112326/paper-rex-vs-optic-gaming-valorant-champions-tour-stage-2-masters-copenhagen-ubf

if im reading between the lines correctly, youre asking me to post hot takes and then reply to all the comments on it?

i'll do it on all except navi games
everyone knows they're going 0-2 😹😹

vlr account 2 months younger jajajajajaja

urban dictionary:
Poverty franchise
It is when a sports franchise team performs poorly on a habitual basis. They rack up losing records, wasting young talent and draft picks. It is also a monetary matter.

1. — Do you think the Detroit Pistons will make the Playoffs by next year?
2. — Heck no! They’re a poverty franchise.

if aspas wanted money he'd go into modeling

aspas isnt gonna waste time learning english for a poverty na roster

thats just spam, not valuable vlr content

although valuable vlr content doesnt rlly exist

i'll put it on the list

all the good baits happened while i was offline. i wouldve made so many "x player may leave their team" threads

i need to make 53 more posts in by 11:59 pm tomorrow, how do i do it?

and then ur org drops u and all of ur teammates bc there's nothing to do for 6 months!! who could've predicted that reducing regions to just 10 teams could hurt peoples financial security?!??!?!?!

agreed. even the doggest of na (100t) clear.

just dm me pookie 😻