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| Country: | India |
| Registered: | April 17, 2022 |
| Last post: | August 8, 2023 at 1:41 PM |
| Posts: | 138 |
unfunny copypasta is my passion
yes that's how much i got in my maths exam
Professional Valorant player Yassine 'Subroza' Taoufik has become known for his insane usage of Raze's ultimates. With precise timing and expert aim, Subroza consistently obliterates his enemies with powerful explosions, leaving his opponents stunned and bewildered.
From his signature Agent, Raze, to his aggressive playstyle, Subroza's impact on the game is undeniable. His quick thinking and strategic decision making, combined with his mastery of Raze's abilities, make him a force to be reckoned with on the battlefield.
Off the servers, Subroza is known for his sportsmanship and positive attitude. He is a true ambassador for the Valorant community and continues to inspire new players every day.
If you're looking to improve your Raze play, look no further than Yassine 'Subroza' Taoufik. Watch his streams, study his gameplay, and learn from one of the best Raze players in the business. #SubrozaGang.
why do you waste your life watching hentai
I would like to bring to your attention the scorekeeper of the Valorant pro team Optic Gaming. I was wondering how a washed CS pro can suddenly have some specific statistical categories that are completely off the charts. I am referring to Yay, who, after instalocking chamber immediately started having extreme outlier eliminations + headshot statistics, leading the entire Valorant scene in kills per game by a wide margin. In fewer duels per game than other players Yay repeatedly gets outlandish eliminations and damage numbers.
I decided to take a closer look at his games and IMMEDIATELY 1 thing became crystal clear. While using Chamber headhunter, he has 69 kills in 5 home games, averaging 13.8 final blows per game, versus just 35 in 5 rifling games, averaging 7 in nearly identical minutes- a 50% increase while playing Chamber's headhunter. While playing Chamber he has been credited with 90 eliminations in 5 home games, versus only 30 eliminations in 5 Jett games. This means he is averaging nearly 18 eliminations per game while playing Chamber, but just 6 eliminations in Jett games per game- an astounding 300% increase while sporting Chamber. In Chamber ult games he has been credited with 88 eliminations + final blows, versus 45 on Jett knives. This equates to an average of an outlandish 50 eliminations with Chamber op in limited duels versus a reasonable and realistic, and still outstanding, 28 eliminations per game on the Jett knives. This equates to a 1.72X home stat increase only in these 2 categories. A 72% increase in performance specifically with Chamber is truly an aberration which should be reviewed. This demonstrates the sort of incredulous statistics which calls for serious analysis.
Just 3 out of his 14 games this season with 15 eliminations have come on Jett. 8 out of 9 of his 16+ elimination games have been recorded playing Chamber. I decided to watch 2 Optic games where he had one of his ludicrous 69 elimination games. By my count he actually had 6 fewer "Assiminations"(some people refer to Assists+Eliminations as Assiminations) than he was credited for. I wonder if the scorekeeper (likely RIOT) has some sort of vested interest in Yay getting maximum high value statistics on Chamber that he thinks he can get away with putting down into the final score.
Yay 2022 started as high as +10,000 for MVP, Player of the Year and eSports player of the Year at certain podcasts after Optic announced he was signed to their roster. Now, in large part thanks to these blatantly wrong statistics, he won two out of three of those awards.
My educated guess is that the pro games Scorekeeper (RIOT) has had a change of plans since last season and/or ULTERIOR MOTIVES, INCENTIVES are now in play with respect to Yay's Chamber statistics.
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hip-hop encyclopedia - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5k4wDzBzPwitlilm6B0NcW?si=c2ceca89eb72412
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fav anime: beelzebub
fav color: black with a hint of gold
fav music artist: playboi carti
hidden hobby: finding tattoo designs on pinterest
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join my org "vlr players"
for the cheap fee of 99 usd per month you get to have the privilege of putting "vlr" in your twitter bio
spots open for controller, sentinel and initiator (i play duelist ofc)
must be radiant top 10 to apply
#vlrfighting
Favorite agent : Viper, chamber
Favorite map : haven
Favorite Player : nats
Hobby : reading, valorant, music, cycling/running
a little bit of yurself (optional): kinda tall, bi, nerd
tired of idots in ranked asking me if im zeta division fan because of my name. gimme better names. can be based off of pro val as well, just not too obviously.
yes official meetings will use english, but id suppose that speaking hindi with indian clients would attach a sense of familiarity which typically helps in business deal. but yea ig hindi isnt that useful unless youre trying to do some volunteer work or something.
from a business POV, mandarin is very useful if you're looking to pursue a career in international relations or something similar, hindi as well but to a lesser extent because a lot of Indians speak english
Laz exists
an argument can be made for dep
scream top 3 for sure
thats why he said the ceiling is higher lmao
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as a tourist destination? hell no lol
as the most imp city in the country? prolly
tbf its not like he's had much opportunity to prove himself in the last few months, esp with GE not participating in any of the Skyesports tournaments. not saying he's on the pro level but it will be interesting to see how he stacks up with the T1 scene come february
because teams put their most cracked aimers on the guys who take the most duels?
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