yawnster
Flag: United Kingdom
Registered: March 24, 2023
Last post: July 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Posts: 4046
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  1. Stream for atleast 8 hours a day (preferably jett or reyna instalock for the flashiest plays)
  2. Know a pro player
  3. Get the pro friend to give you a try out through nepotism
  4. Ask for a exorbitant amount of money
  5. Get signed and barely practice (3 hours maximum daily)
  6. Increase your streaming time to get clout and fame
  7. Have a asslicking fan base who will now defend you no matter how ass you are
  8. Profit
posted about 2 years ago

Just buy a new house

posted about 2 years ago

Nats is also top 3, his Astra is untouchable

posted about 2 years ago

Nah Nats is the smartest sentinel player itw, he would make it work

posted about 2 years ago

Everybody's gonna be in shock when goAts debuts Deadlock on the international stage πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯Ά

posted about 2 years ago

Brazillian lil peep

posted about 2 years ago

TL and C9

posted about 2 years ago

Wonder who you got that inspiration from πŸ€”

posted about 2 years ago

I have to mention my goat atleast once a day

posted about 2 years ago

Look at all these angry threads on vlr cause of platchat stream lol

It's pretty sayf to say that platchat has soldout and don't even bother with actual analysis. They just ragebait for engagement like right now lmfao.There is no way they put liquid that low and edg that high.

Listen to Sliggy or even TMV for real analysis

posted about 2 years ago

Fuck them teammates, in ranked atleast. Those mfs do not give about anyone else so flash for yourself first

posted about 2 years ago

Why did I expect you to be a fellow Initiator main πŸ’”

posted about 2 years ago

W pick vut sadly en3skose clears you on cypher πŸ—Ώ

posted about 2 years ago

W pick

posted about 2 years ago

I main Sova/Breach

Who do you main?

posted about 2 years ago

Emea always on top

posted about 2 years ago

Bring back 3 pings on drone tag but keep the hp nerf.

2 drone tags doesn't give you enough time to clear out the location of whoever was pinged, too much time for the guy to reposition

posted about 2 years ago

Yh but when emea and even Pacific shoot at smokes its because they did a calculated guess and using game sense they determined that the enemy is in the smoke.

Na "pros" just spam the first smoke they see on their screen πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

posted about 2 years ago

He might if I believe hard enough

posted about 2 years ago

Your team is finished lil vro

posted about 2 years ago

Yeah but when emea and even Pacific shoot at smokes its because they did a calculated guess and using game sense they determined that the enemy is in the smoke.

Na "pros" just spam the first smoke they see on their screen πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

posted about 2 years ago

Please don't cook on Omen. Trust me, we will win it all if you play other controllers like Astra or Brim

posted about 2 years ago

Nah sentinelmain is the most goated Na user cause he sees the Liquid truth that I see

posted about 2 years ago

Yes until they left the org, then they became the goats

posted about 2 years ago

Na will get humbled once again Joblez

posted about 2 years ago

Relax lil bro, nrg just won a lucky comeback 😭

posted about 2 years ago

πŸ™€ we taking over this site

posted about 2 years ago

Your first seed got knocked out by China
+
Nrg got diffed by a pubg content creator 😭😭😭

posted about 2 years ago

No way your whole gimmick is hating on TL lmaooooo

posted about 2 years ago

I get really REALLY angry when I receive backshots from lurking players

posted about 2 years ago

False allegations

posted about 2 years ago

Earl Sweatshirt clears this fraud

posted about 2 years ago

W for viewership i guess, hololive and vtubers in general are a part of the reason why Apex is so popular in jp

posted about 2 years ago

Reported for sexism

posted about 2 years ago

Don't do alecksdesk like that

posted about 2 years ago

True, im just hoping the smoke spam region has learned their lesson πŸ’”

posted about 2 years ago

Will you guys still overhype yourselves this time at the results of group stage?

Will it be the same story as lockin and Tokyo where you do well in groups and then choke it all in playoffs? Kkkkkkkkkkk

Will you never learn? 😹😹😹

posted about 2 years ago

True but don't forget Na are group stage merchants so don't want to jinx Giants so got them coming from lowers

posted about 2 years ago

Goats think alike

posted about 2 years ago

I've been trying to but you always chicken out

posted about 2 years ago

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/c2fbba84

Took me an hour to decide but i've possibly made the most neutral and realistic pickems in this site probably

posted about 2 years ago

Ange1 overcooking again

posted about 2 years ago

Rob Moore would sell his grandma for a champions win

posted about 2 years ago

?

posted about 2 years ago

Flight to Koi headquarters

posted about 2 years ago

End of an era

posted about 2 years ago

Jessievash

posted about 2 years ago

Nt but Nats and Sayf are still in the team, aspas would just be a good replacement for Soulcas

posted about 2 years ago
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