As they say: "Never stop, the next one you might hit a jackpot"

So get a loan under a fake id or sell your car and keep betting

And yall in the west still understimate them

not even sen chokes like that

shut the fk up

dash, that weird concuss, some type of smoke...

For ult I think your dash might refresh faster or smth like dat

On her team? yeah, top 1 fs
EMEA? No, not yet
In the world? Not even close

they were keeping the smolder merchant instead of him

G2

Yall have Fraudtumn

As long as you keep him, you wont win shit kek

had it in the chamber for a while

I just wanna upset SEN fans

Getting banged 13-1 by euro boys

Jack Etiene has to suck mCe's c*ck for him to build a cheap team around Oxy

It's the only way I can see C9 being sucessful other than building a new 'superteam'

-valyn
-kangkang
-f0rsaken
-less

if we count OCE as another region...

• Bob

tarik
dafran
jasonR
ShahZam
Florescent

all u need to do is leave the game open for like 5 min while you chill on another tab

fuck france

Got 30 min to kill at work so here I go:

SentinelsReyjavik 2021:
ShahZam - streamer (has not oficially retired yet)
dapr - HC for cubert academy
sick - streamer (same as shahzam)
Tenz - retired
zombs - retired

Gambit Berlin 2021:
nAts - TL
sheydos - KOI
d3ffo - SNS
redgar - F/A
Chronicle - FNC

ACEND Champs 2021:
cNed - FUT (benched)
starxo - JL
BONECOLD - retired
zeek - EP
kiles - EP

Optic Reyjavik 2022:
yay - EG
FNS - NRG
Crashies - FNC
Victor - F/A
Marved - F/A

FPX Conpenhagen 2022:
ANGE1 - NAVI
Shao - NAVI
Zyppan - M8
SUYGETSU - KC
ardiis - streamer for VIT

LOUD Champs 2022:
aspas - MIBR
less - VIT
Sacy - retired
Saadhak - KC
pAncada - LOUD

FNATIC LOCK//IN and Tokyo 2023:
Alfajer - FNC
Chronicle - FNC
Boaster - FNC
Leo - FNC (inactive)
derke - VIT

EG Champs 2023:
Boostio - 100T
C0M - LEV
Demon1 - LEV
Ethan - NRG
JAWGEMO - G2

SEN Madrid 2024:
Tenz - retired
Sacy - retired
johnqt - SEN
zekken - SEN
Zellsis - SEN

GENG Shanghai 2024:
Karon - GENG
t3xture - GENG
munchkin - GENG
Meteor - T1
Lakia - F/A

EDG Champs 2024:
Smoggy - EDG
S1MON - EDG
Zmjjkk - EDG
nobody - EDG
CHICHOO - EDG

nah bro he chillin in brazil with a million dollars

no need for him to come back

damn verno and aspas about to comm through telepathy

LMAO fuk dat deported bitxh

3-0 was a bigger upset

We knew they weren't in the best form after getting 13-1'd by VIT but no one expect to be a 3-0

SEN was predictable if they didn't close it out earlier

bought SOL at 162 and this mf did something to get it all down now

Tenz is swimming with sharks now he aint coming back

Also gimme some of that shit your smoking

Demon1
sushiboys

last year everyone was saying "drop sacy" "he always gives away kills", now most people realize how important he was to the team lol

For me zellsis has to switch to flashes, john back to sentinel and N4RRATE as your recon player (I like his omen on abyss tho)

the other two are fine

bonkar might land on any EU team that flops stage 1 (most likely KOI or NAVI)

verno seems hard to work with. I doubt any T1 team would give him a chance by this point.

KEKlulz
0v0v0
botwell
n00bie
k0ld0ment0

they aint the same buddy dont disrespect G2 like dat again

whats the correlation between PRX fans and Flashback?

Only problem is fucking kamo, he's like a worse version of miniboo and icy. Once this masters is finished, TL should look for a replacement unless he becomes prime aspas and wins the whole thing.

I think everyone else is fine and it shows because of their team work

G2 would have closed Abyss so I think they can 2-0'd TL but if nAts becomes a god like he did in bind then they can bring it to 2-1 in their favour

take some melatonin at 8-10pm and set your alarm at 3:45am

5 hours of sleep at best doesn't fuck you in the ahh so bad

Every time I asked about ScreaM, valorant fans always talk shit about him that he's washed and a paycheck stealer... Meanwhile CS fans have a lot of respect for him and barely talk shit when it comes to OG players

Why is It that valorant players are more insufferable than cs players

Ban

they broke down vs zellsis

thats the real mental test

everyones been calling SEN overrated since last year breh

G2 deserves that title tbh

China* p0cific has no trophies brah

still no trophies

termid

...

shanghai, seoul and now bangkok

damn thats brutal for na

damn it makes me want to go to bed early and wake up at 2am to watch them play

0/8

I'm on that way too

I enjoy watching pro League but the game is so ass and haven't touched it since 2019

Matchmaking is worse than ever

No joke when 1/10 games are enjoyable (also won only that one game)

Or players get tired of playing the same characters for 6-8 hours on scrims and want to chill a bit in comp??

Shyy broke up with dryad
Keznit seems like it as well with katsumi

Honestly she seemed like a gold digger

Glad my goat is back on form

mini = guardiola
chronicle = messi
boaster = puyol
derke = villa
leo = xavi
alfajer = iniesta

im getting him out rn bro

verno would punch boaster in the face but alfa would put verno to sleep right after

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF18kNFky-4

1. Jack Etienne: fucked yay and rossy's career
2. Fernando Diez: fucked nzr and natank's career
3. Carlos Ocelote: indirectly fucked xset valorant by hanging out with andrew tate

Who you're adding on the list?