Its been 2 days and 11 hours.

F is for friends who do stuff together

that was a year ago. new, shittier roster.

AND they chose ascent.

Its been 1 day and 14 hours.

Its been 1 day and 12 hours.

thank you Infernando10

https://www.vlr.gg/204999/drop-your-copypasta/#53

if you take a look at the 4th thread, u can see i am a comedian.

Its been 1 day and 7 hours.

its been 20 hours.

you're cheating on me. you no talk to me. me no happy me very big mad.

babe? what is this?

Its been 15 hours.

its been 5 hours.

its been 2 hours.

its been 40 minutes.

its been 29 minutes.

its been 25 minutes.

its been 22 minutes.

its been 19 minutes.

its been 17 minutes.

its been 11 minutes.

its been 8 minutes.

its been 2 minutes.

Gotta be ethan and stellar fr

im jealous.

in my opnon marved = mock O

he is one of the players of all time man. he's really a player. when i watch him play, i think of playing.

morved is the goat controller

:)

i hope you fucking kiss me

litcherally

bro that dude is a GIANT. jesus

HES TOO GOOD

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS MY BALD BOY GOAT

thanks!

THATS MY FUCKING PLAYER

tenz isn't my fav mainly cuz i js think hes bored me out. zekken tho, zekken is papa.

who are yall's favorite players? doesnt have to be by skill, just want to know your favs

my personal fav is aslanm4shadow. i love him. he's amazing. he wows me. his appearance his extravagant. his build is godlike. HE is HIM.

i am cooler

Favorite Sport : soccer
Favorite Music Genre : Melodic rap
Favorite Music Artist : Montell Fish
Favorite Youtuber : isaacwhy
Favorite School Subject : gym (i love my friends.)
Favorite Valorant Team Currently : FNC
Favorite Valorant Team OF ALL TIME : Optic Gaming
Favorite VLR User : torn_gucci_sandals

yo i just laughed so hard!

Does anybody know what Alfajer said on his post-match interview after FNC vs LOUD? Like has there been any translations yet?

you are the greatest vlr user to ever touch this platform

i shit in ur pillow case

i mean, he is from the future so surely this must be true and not fake at all

u smell like poop and poop smells bad

i want you

ooh, this is actually way more my style

MY ASS IS TOO BROKE FOR THIS, but looks fire nonetheless