They’re probably broke cause they tried to buy the 5 best players in the world every year
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They’re probably broke cause they tried to buy the 5 best players in the world every year
Maguire Igl is hilarious 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Signs young talent for three trillion dollars, the young talent becomes immediately washed the second they join, they win a Mickey Mouse trophy (soop cup, FA cup/europa league) then do awful in the league. The resemblance is uncanny
i dont know how to mention PROD but i really want to
This can’t happen cause SEN would have to beat wolves and the odds of that are millions to one
Why is no one talking about how BLG might win Toronto
JonahP is on fraud watch just replace him with derke
Haha you forgot me, but I’ll let it slide this time; I’m sure it was just a mistake
I really wish he went to a different team, I don’t like vitality.
Sen won’t make it past the mighty orange wall
It was never considerably better than OW, people just liked it cause it was overwatch but you’re Spider-Man, and cause it was new and exciting. Couple months on the new feeling has worn off and people realised they’re literally just playing marvelwatch
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please give me my 100 comments, i put all of the keywords in 🥺
i watch nearly every game in every region (no i dont have a j*b) i just support whichever of the 2 teams i prefer in the match, pretty easy
Who are Aspas oxy d1 and alfajer????
community has already agreed it’s easily PROD, Aspas is #2 but there’s a pretty big gap between him and PROD
They wanted G2 or VIT to win 💔 I would NOT want G2 to win, I think i would’ve been okay with VIT purely cause EMEA bias, but I was rooting for T1 cause underdogs + stax buzz and meteor
tbf dreadful is a pretty big overreaction, I still loved watching it, I think I’m just still malding that we didn’t get a good match between some of the top 4, as well as the mere thought of G2 nearly winning a tournament makes my skin crawl
T1 saved valorant but at what cost 💔
The top 4 was shaping up to be amazing, VIT were in form, EDG weren’t looking great but were still good, G2 was frying, I was genuinely excited to watch all of these teams play each other. Then everyone just forgot how to play, don’t get me wrong T1 played some great valorant here and there but you can’t tell me the other teams (aside from G2) didn’t look pretty poor compared to their earlier games. If G2 didn’t choke on split and won 3-1 crushing the underdog story while also denying us that excellent map 5, it genuinely could’ve been a completely dogshit tournament. Hoping Toronto is better
PROD is a top 100 player, and he isn’t 100 99 98 97 96 95 94 93 92 91 90 89 88 87 86 85 84 83 82 81 80 79 78 77 76 75 74 73 72 71 70 69 68 67 66 65 64 63 62 61 60 59 58 57 56 55 54 53 52 51 50 49 48 47 46 45 44 43 42 41 40 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 32 31 30 29 28 27 26 25 24 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 or 2
He keeps killing 100s of cops, he can’t be in witness protection. The odds of this happening IRL have to be millions to one.
Tell me who you think is the most overrated player OAT is, and why you picked Less
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He looks a little promising, negative on his debut game doesn’t look too good though, he’s gonna have to clean it up if he wants to make T1. Even if he does, I can’t really see him fitting into any existing T1 roster. LMK your thoughts
My goat, my home, the warmth in my heart, my proddle waddle, the ying to my yang, the ice to my coffee, my one and only, my knight in shining armour, my world, my universe, my EVERYTHING.
My goat is NA’s last hope and your goat is farming eco frags in T2. Need I say more?
If he doesn’t fry on map 2 this could be generational
1st map wolves sweep 13-3, siufatbb drops an earth shattering 65 kills in one map and is immediately immortalised in the hall of fame and named esports player of the year, bang goes 0-16 breaks into tears and runs off the stage, forcing zellsis to play on 2 pcs at the same time for map 2. Map 2 sentinels dominate and end the first half 12-0 thanks to some zekken wizardry, all hope is lost for Wolverhampton, juicy has inexplicably neon stunned his whole team every single round, it’s all but guaranteed to go to map 3. ARDIIS HAS JUMPED INTO THE ARENA AND HAS BITTEN JOHNQT’S HEAD CLEAN OFF, n4rrate is so terrified he flies back to France rejoining KC, zellsis cannot play on 4pcs at once, he retires on the spot, zekken spits on the cubert plush and reassembles the old XSET roster, freeing cryo from 100T jail, they walk out of the stadium hand in hand. The newly reunited XSET roster go on to win champs 2025. There are no Sen players left on stage, wolves are awarded the win via forfeit. Easiest 2-0 in valorant history, come on wolves 🧡
i just think they do it for laughs, theyre like FUT blocking other EMEA teams from reaching internationals playing like prime Optic before inevitably bombing out. TH just do the same thing but for grand finals.
I don't understand why people think trent will be terrible after the tejo nerf. Don't get me wrong, i would love to see G2 relegated just as much as the next guy, and i do think they will likely perform a bit worse without tejo, especially if they play like they did during the start of their lower bracket run. But it feels like people have forgotten about his sova, he was seen as NA'S second last hope (after PROD) when he was on the guard. He was and is pure magic, sure he'll never quite be on the level of SiufatBB but if he puts in the work i genuinely believe he can come close.
Please don't bump this when trent goes 12-50 in their first game
“NA = nearest airport” is so overdone and not even funny. They won’t be laughing when NA’s last hope PROD humbles every team at Toronto. We will be there 🩷
What would it take for a player to be so far ahead of everyone else that they are the undisputed goat? The debate currently is so close with players like Aspas, Leo, and Ardiis. It’s so close cut that I genuinely wonder if valorant will ever have an undisputed goat. Thoughts?
it seemed like the worst possible decision they could make at the time, looking up in the air now. Do you guys think derke’s poor stage 1 is down to VIT internally imploding? Or would he have performed like this for fnatic if they kept him? Genuinely interested on for the community consensus on this.
I genuinely believe if zander drops 95 kills 100T might win a map
If zander drops 90 kills 100T might barely scrape 11 rounds on their map pick