Trent valyn leaf JonahP kaajak

I feel like this won’t end well

wtf did he do to you 😭😭😭

But will that be more fun than desperately cheering for boostio to get more than 10 kills?

I have t1 beating PRX in my pickems

Oh I said geng would still win…. T0xt0re

what is wrong with this take

You’re too young to understand my takes

that’s where all the wisdom comes from

Boostio and derke are definitely on here

I like having a dogshit player to root for 😭😭😭

FNS retired so boostio is my only next option

I’d put it slightly below lock-in, but there’s an argument for it to be higher

I have baddyg and boostio in my starting 9

Not telling

It’s in the stars

I said I’ll become a die hard team secret fan for the rest of the year if fnatic beat PRX in EWC, luckily I can go back to being a wolves fan after TS inevitably go 0-5

I am forced to support them tomorrow

I think he isn’t going to drop more than 20 in a map this stage

why can’t you be satisfied with a Mickey 💔

W honourable mention

who is qq

I’d like to apologise, I was a different man back when I made that post, I am learning and changing every day, and I will come back better, I’ve let you down VLR.

Sorry.

Kind regards

-themaniel

if kaajak was a true primmie fan he’d be a complete fraud, just like his goat 🩷

Idk

so that’s what n1cf means

I just guess and pray ngl

Robbed us of more cool g2 comps, I adored that pearl chamber vyse comp. Frick you tej0

I think they could make his chamber work on ascent, but it would look completely different alfas chamber

They were considered chokers, then they won 2 in a row and everyone stopped calling them chokers, now they lost 2 and everyone is back to calling them chokers, the cycle is destined to repeat itself

Top 1 or I call him shAts for all of 2026

FPX are winning it all mate

Oh liz, NA valorant hasn’t been the same since you’ve been gone 💔

If they lose champs alfajer genuinely might explode

I’ve watched a lot of their comms videos and vlogs, and they all seem like likeable and nice guys, I’ve been through the 7 stages of grief in the last like 10 hours because of that fnatic choke, but I’ve finally reached acceptance.

I’m proud of them, 5 grand final losses can’t have been good for their mental health. Good for you, h0r0tics.

Wow to think that I’m only stuck as a team secret fan till the end of the year (when they don’t make champs) I can’t imagine betting on emea winning a trophy

Yes

why aren’t you an Indian DFM fan anymore

We all know they’re going to flop in stage 2, so here my suggestions for when this happens

-shyy
-dantedues (worst regional performance of all time 💀)

+vanity
+shrike
-vanity
+neT

Just fnatic, but they’re really all we got 💔 it’ll leave a stain for a while

Whichever one played the most fraudulently the previous map, demon 6 man roster

I adore boaster, I just think fnatic would’ve won today if they had the “themaniel” maniel

I will always believe

Hey guys I can’t type loads of big words but can I still be included

Yes

Arsenal emirates cup victories: 8. Chelsea emirates cup victories: 0.

Case closed.

Didn’t liquid choke a choke?

I would say mean things about Chelsea, but saying mean things requires anger, and as an arsenal fan I don’t think I can feel emotions anymore, another farteta masterclass.

even though it makes less sense than asspiss, it just, feels right 🥹

Not a good day for British esports

He learnt from the best baiter there ever was 🥹