why can’t you be satisfied with a Mickey 💔

W honourable mention

who is qq

I’d like to apologise, I was a different man back when I made that post, I am learning and changing every day, and I will come back better, I’ve let you down VLR.

Sorry.

Kind regards

-themaniel

if kaajak was a true primmie fan he’d be a complete fraud, just like his goat 🩷

Idk

so that’s what n1cf means

I just guess and pray ngl

Robbed us of more cool g2 comps, I adored that pearl chamber vyse comp. Frick you tej0

I think they could make his chamber work on ascent, but it would look completely different alfas chamber

They were considered chokers, then they won 2 in a row and everyone stopped calling them chokers, now they lost 2 and everyone is back to calling them chokers, the cycle is destined to repeat itself

Top 1 or I call him shAts for all of 2026

FPX are winning it all mate

Oh liz, NA valorant hasn’t been the same since you’ve been gone 💔

If they lose champs alfajer genuinely might explode

I’ve watched a lot of their comms videos and vlogs, and they all seem like likeable and nice guys, I’ve been through the 7 stages of grief in the last like 10 hours because of that fnatic choke, but I’ve finally reached acceptance.

I’m proud of them, 5 grand final losses can’t have been good for their mental health. Good for you, h0r0tics.

Wow to think that I’m only stuck as a team secret fan till the end of the year (when they don’t make champs) I can’t imagine betting on emea winning a trophy

Yes

why aren’t you an Indian DFM fan anymore

We all know they’re going to flop in stage 2, so here my suggestions for when this happens

-shyy
-dantedues (worst regional performance of all time 💀)

+vanity
+shrike
-vanity
+neT

Just fnatic, but they’re really all we got 💔 it’ll leave a stain for a while

Whichever one played the most fraudulently the previous map, demon 6 man roster

I adore boaster, I just think fnatic would’ve won today if they had the “themaniel” maniel

I will always believe

Hey guys I can’t type loads of big words but can I still be included

Yes

Arsenal emirates cup victories: 8. Chelsea emirates cup victories: 0.

Case closed.

Didn’t liquid choke a choke?

I would say mean things about Chelsea, but saying mean things requires anger, and as an arsenal fan I don’t think I can feel emotions anymore, another farteta masterclass.

even though it makes less sense than asspiss, it just, feels right 🥹

Not a good day for British esports

He learnt from the best baiter there ever was 🥹

Only winning 19 rounds with pisspass and vernding machine is genuinely crazy.

We need to talk about it more

Meteor underrated

Hey, just because the tournament had huge tech issues + not on lan + single elimination playoffs + 2 teams with subs + unstreamed online bo1 qualifiers + bo1’s being in the tournament in general + playing multiple different teams in one day. Does NOT mean its a Mickey Mouse tournament, if anything it’s a champs+ tier event

I am convinced the playoffs curse lives within him and he spreads it to his teammates

At least it was a mouse tournament, imagine if it was champs vs an NA team, the whole roster would’ve been publicly executed in the centre of Berlin

-xeppa

+crashies

This entirely depends on Leo coming back

I pick death

I’ve gone up 11-3 in a ranked game, choked just a lil, and won 13-11.

Take notes, “boaster” if that is your real name.

at least he HAS won a trophy, image if optic lost that match 😭😭😭😭

He’s lost more grand finals than most orgs will ever attend. Gotta hurt

This is the funniest flair interaction oat

I’m happy for you bro

-2/8

I lowk didn’t realise alphabet brother commented twice, I’m downfraggimg my post ngl

Why is every Sen fan gathering here

I also heavily believe in FPX I just didn’t vote at all on the poll

It’s a play style thing not a skill thing, leaf is an incredible player, but he just cannot play that way

FNC chamber only works because alfajer is alfajer