"Dear Adonis, I'm sorry that that man is your father, let me be honest
It takes a man to be a man, your dad is not responsive
I look at him and wish your grandpa woulda wore a condom"

I can't believe G2 will get decimated by LOUD and nrg decimated by 100T to make SEN qualify, you guys think Kaplan predicted this? I love this team so much man, this is a masterclass, let the other teams guard down and at the last moment show them who the kings of valorant are. Kaplan is playing chess at this point honestly.

bro this goes way back to the beef with meek mill do some searching

at this point u dont like drake, u like his ghostwriter

rob moore cuz sentinels is a goated org

the ghostwriters worked hard on this one

Sentinels are making playoffs.

its mickey mouse, dont need to worry bout that!

Let's say Sentinels qualify for champions which they will of course, and they come back to madrid form, yall think they winning it all?

the goat clears aspas

bro tenz feeling it and zekken op is on fire today

OMG GLORIOUS KING IS BACK.

#SENCITYONTOP

Quiet with their two trophies, preparing for champs while these noobs fight each other.

#SENCITYONTOP

bro i wanna see a double duelist comp, tenz on jett, zekken on raze

you need some baiting classes

You guys are not passionate enough. We need some passion in here. We got King TenZ on the team, anything can happen. Let's get some passion in here!

#SENCITYONTOP

I have a tingling feelings in my balls that SEN will qualify, mark my words. If they don't it's okay, they are saving strats for champs. #SENCITYONTOP

OMG JOHNQT KEPT THE MANBUN ITS OVER FOR FURIA

Who'd win in a UFC fight. I got my money on King TenZ bro reflexes are the best.

Is it one of those animes with an OP main character?

We could say every EU players.

get out of this thread

no it's Kaplan strategy to hide their form for champions. Honestly such a goated coach, he understands the mind games. W team

king tenz is a humble king

I don't get it, SEN has the best players, the best coach, the best streamers, the best bundle, the best tournament wins, the best fans, the best starforge pc's. Has to be the greatest team in not just valorant, but in all of Esports history.

W my glorious king tenz still at the top sitting on his throne

Between sayf and keiko? honestly it's tenz.

is tenz

Honestly, where is he?

sleep underwater

Might as well buy the bundle of future champions.

#SENCITY

Why are the brazil teams so shit now, its like im seeing eu teams playing valorant

Vamos!

sleep is overrated just like breathing oxygen

tldr; brazil can't be fixed

I disagree with you on number 1 and 5, rest I agree.

No TheAceGamer30, not every event. Only the one's that Sentinels haven't won.

Honestly, Shanghai is a mickey mouse tourney but when there's nothing else going on, It's still fun to watch small tournaments like that. Obviously, EU isn't winning anything anymore. Who do y'all got as the winners.

I don't consider myself a degen, but I am 23.

thank god i thought he was washed

honestly ur right, CN scene should be talked a lot more than EU.

my kings would never lose to furia, today they will unleash some of the strats.

hahahaha and those chokers eliminated ur shitmea region, th and kc were expected to come and destroy all of the NA teams but look at those bums, couldnt even get past pacific.

nrg = mickey mouse

ofc they're sitting out with a trophy ,ah my kings worked hard, they dont need mickey mouse shanghai win, see you in champions buddy!

all EU teams are bots not just fnatic hahahahahaha

kru = 0 trophy, the only time they are looking good u fans come out of nowhere hahahahah

#SENCITY

Today, sentinels will show why they are the best in the world by beating furia 2-0 swiftly. Sentinels are saving strats for champions but today they will show a little glimpse of an even better form than Madrid. Honestly the best team in the world rn, I can't believe kaplan is cooking this much. Shanghai is nothing for these 5 amazing players who are at the top of the world. They understand that Shanghai is the real mickey mouse tournament. They intentionally lost most of their games, 5 head strategy by Kaplan. Gosh darn it, Kaplan keep cooking!
#BUYSENBUNDLE

NA import n4rrate clears all

thats because EU lacks talent so when they see someone like w00t play one good game, they're all up on his dick. Let them hope, they were embarrassed enough that a NA import was carrying their shit region.