Lmfao
wtf mens
what game can they sponsor that ISNT violent
are there even any esports that arent "violent"?

im so sorry for your loss

Ummmm if you count last night as today since it was past 12 am, then not good, but if you only count after i woke up, pretty solid

i dont see gabe carrying around an RGX ak

its lan????? how u know??
but this is huge
100T wins copium

sorry nutab1e i know dexter would never cheat on u it was hypothetical

maybe he'll kiss u too

they shoulda gone through group state. prolly a lot of pressure being thrown into playoffs like that

why is he talking about kissing Zander afterwards what

pretty good bro I’m not gonna stay up until 4 today. It’s for the best I think

Fell off

Hello,
I have woken up. Sorry. I don’t know what the fuck I was going on about.

It is 4 am I think I am going to thanks bye

no I’m just tired I also have a lot of baja blast in my fridge but that’s just a normal soda

I have a lot of problems with Germans calling foods by a name that isn’t it. Their “lemonade” is this super bitter lemon soda that tastes super bad. I had to go and buy lemons from the store (they were smaller than my fist) and go home and squeeze them to drink real lemonade. Actually criminal

Once I finish my can of baja blast
Thankfully it doesn’t have caffeine

That’s it I’m going to sleep

I gotta sleep my fix schedule bro

Holy shit yes
I love baking I’m gonna try that some time
They’re so good
I would go to the bakery every morning and get like 3 for myself and then more for other people

I have a problem with other countries “burgers” (that I know of. I think BR has good burgers but I was told that a long time ago by some dude here)
In germany my friend got a burger (not at an American owned fast food chain it was an actual German place) and they gave him a normal steak with some weird seasoning on it. Speaking of seasoning tho, German fries (NOT BURGER KING I LEARND THAT THE HARD WAY) have this really good seasoning on them idk what it’s called but it like looks orange
Also as far as I know a hamburger in Japan is just a like fancy patty. No bun. Tf bro
as a burger lovin real American (I hate it here I want to move) I was offended by other countries burgers. Maybe that is why you guys make fun of us for eating them cuz you’ve only had shit burgers. No excuse for the obesity rate tho that is so dumb man people eat horribly and don’t exercise enough. Also car dependent infrastructure sucks

Idrk NA got 3 seeds in berlin and both 2 & 3 did better than 1st. 100T and nv got third and second no?

Germans come here. What is that one pastry at your bakeries called?? It’s got cinnamon in it and it kinda looks like a smushed croissant, except it isn’t curved.

all I know is I went to a Burger King one time in germany and your soda tasted like piss. Even the fries were bad. I just wanted fries, something familiar to home. Bro I had to FUCKING HAND MAKE LEMONADE. GERMANY DOESNT FUCKING HAVE NORMAL LEMONADE. They have good bakeries tho

god I love Baja Blast

wtf man

do y’all have baja blast (a soda) in the EU? Or is it na only
If it’s only here I kinda feel bad for you guys it’s not even that unhealthy.
Nvm even if it has zero sugar I can’t imagine how many chemicals are in this thing. It tastes good tho

are you just adding more or trying to reply to someon

ill come back to this later its 3:33 am here i gotta sleep man

they literally do not have a team
m3c exists for a reason

oh fuck, i was gonna make fun of you but this is actually not a bad argument. I don't want there to be many imports at all, cuz yknow i want NA to actually be NA, but given how expensive good players are, teams are forced into spending money on foreigners... or the ever-dreaded horrible cursed bane of NA org existence.... Fostering unknown new talent.

i miss nitro

true
if i end up staying in the US for college and i dont move like im planning ( i hate the current state of it ) im forsure gonna try out for a collegiate team. ive hit immortal before and ive got 3 years to get back to it

thanks

yes

no more brazil?

What are your favorite threads? For me its gotta be one of onurs threads about trembo, or this 😈
https://www.vlr.gg/83930/mods
history in the making right there
since then i have watched many a Dart Monkey game 😌

i dont really want 100T to change but that seems like a huge W actually
fuck

i think it would be cool if we got a 2nd W for optic

wtf bro

oh ty for the stats
Just realized i could have counted total NA immortals +500 for rad but i digress
Anyhow even tho my playerbase idea is def a flop, id still like to think collegiate wont flop. Is CS collegiate supported by Valve? maybe the Riot support will mean it does better here.

fair point about the cs players but imo my point still holds up. VALORANT gains sooooo many new players whilst CSGO is either stagnating or losing players (in NA). A stat i found from last year states that NA only has around 8 thousand CSGO players per million citizens, but Russia has around 20k per million, and Denmark has just under 80k per million. There is no recent data on Valorant's North American playerbase, however i'd like to believe its more than 8k players per million, but honestly, i have no clue. Hopefully, our player pool will be larger, allowing for more collegiate talent. Even if they don't play well, it will still foster player talent, and give them experience if they wish to eventually move up to the VCT level (if they get a chance, of course.) I see no downside to this, tbh

100t copium

what? did you mean other way?
Anyhow:
overweight eu: Snax, Boombl4, ardiis, zywoo, just off of the top of my head
overweight NA: idk, some of csgo t3 na teams have them. leaf? hiko isnt even a pro anymore. I had to go looking at NA players pictures to look for anyone. It is a big difference bro

it prob wont be since many valorant players are college age. If anything, it will be good, because it will grow the game in the US, and people who dont know much about esports teams will be able to cheer and watch because its "their" college. Fans of a colleges sport will cheer on the same colleges team for a different (e)sport

bro compare NA esports players to EU esports players
its easier to find a fat EU esports pro than a fat NA esports pro

Shut up you are the worst Sen fan I know of

That wasn’t what I was saying. All I was doing was explaining why the first guy said it.

Mdkns you fell off hard recently only L after L you used to be based

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