spookmeister
Country: United States
Registered: August 2, 2021
Last post: May 19, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Posts: 5993
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TRUE

posted 5 months ago

so guys wanna hear about my immortal rank up match? of course you do!
I was playing astra, i dropped 30. My neon dropped 30 kills as well! Thats kind of crazy, no? Surely we win the game! Sixty kills between our astra and neon.
NO!
We lose 12-14!!
My other three teammates did not get more than 15 kills and were all negative
They used their mics and had decent util and stuff so like im not mad at THEM at all, but im 100% mad at the game itself for giving them to me

Mfw its my immo rank up match and i get a dia3 on my team for some reason? and the other team gets an immortal cypher (aka nerd ass bitch, fuck you cypher) instead of a d3 raze?

im just malding man, literally nothing i could have done, the amt of times i watched my team lose a 2v1 or a 3v1 or something was just hurtful
to my soul
genuinely not my fault dudeee the game just fuckin sabotaged me man

that is all. no more crying from me.

posted 5 months ago

impressive amount of horrible takes back to back that is crazy

posted 5 months ago

idk im farming i just made up some random ass thing to say

posted 5 months ago

thats so real of you babysasuke

posted 5 months ago

true

posted 5 months ago

will this be gc's rivalry or will g2 change that?

posted 5 months ago

???

posted 5 months ago

So bad bro why are we on Flor Clearing An Empty Flank cam and sarah pov for the ENTIRE afterplant???

posted 5 months ago

Shopify just 13-3’d G2, though.
And Shopify 2-0’ed Bblq
And if BBLQ “destroyed g2” then why is g2 #1?

posted 5 months ago

why have free health care when you could pay for it smh

posted 5 months ago

no it’s making fun of John cena

posted 5 months ago

bbl #2, Shopify #3, LMFAOOO

posted 5 months ago

bb0 #2 OMEGALUL

posted 5 months ago

Idk man I guess they’re just proud of having them

posted 5 months ago

yeah he def wanted to play it without his audience having an aneurysm so he did all that reaction stuff for it

posted 5 months ago

Expected, AFAIK Liquid is trying really hard to sign him again, we alr knew he was open to leaving faze

posted 5 months ago

#5

posted 5 months ago

SURELY just one more
i got time

posted 5 months ago

I know. I said in the post that i understand EU is just objectively better in CS. The point is that the game will struggle massively if TO's only allow teams from Europe to play, the esports will lose an assload of viewers if they have no team to represent them, less new players will come to CS, and a bunch of other shit will happen

It is in EU CS' best interest to keep the other regions around, not just for free wins in tournaments, but also because it brings money, viewers, and new players to cs that CS needs in order to keep its status as a big game/esport. If CS becomes an EU-Only esport, it makes the game and the esport worse for everyone - the entire point of the major is that the best teams from around the world compete for the win, but if its just teams from europe, who cares? It is no longer interesting, it just becomes yet another regional tournament, with more of the same matchups we've seen over and over and over, people will lose interest and the game will die, at least esports wise.

posted 5 months ago

two games in a row i am down 2-11
two games in a row i manage to comeback to 11-11
two games in a row i lose 11-13

idek bro i dont think the game wants me playing it

posted 5 months ago

Fair. But for now, yay is still the one who has come even close to something like that, so I’d say he’s, at least for now, the goat. The Gso? Greatest so far? Idk

posted 5 months ago

ESL cs just completely cut off Asian teams from their basically GC tournaments and lessened Americas (NA+SA) slots, which were already very little compared to EU slots. Its just their fem/gc tournaments for now but I can totally see this happen to the normal circuit, given the sad state of Americas and Asia in CS.
If any other big cs tournament organizers start doing shit like this, ESPECIALLY if it’s in the main scene rather than the women’s/gc type scene, it’s literally just over for CS. Even though EU is objectively just better than the other regions the pro scene cannot live if it doesn’t have international competition of some kind. Also, the continuation of this would practically kill the game outside of Europe, or at least make it gain way less players in the non-eu regions
Do you guys think they go back on their decision or do you think they stick with it? And do you think any other TO’s will follow suit if they do?

posted 5 months ago

yt chat worse than vlr
I’d assume it’s just “if trans player playing, turn the chat off”

posted 5 months ago

i agree saad and fns are above boaster but boaster is 100000% better than assge1

posted 5 months ago

Aha, i didn't know that. I figured it was just the player card they gave everyone today, so I was confused why it had been such a while

posted 5 months ago

(Genuinely curious) Who is she? I looked her up, at least on vlr, and I can see she was a turkish GC pro, did she have any other role in the valorant community? Was she involved in like, production for riot, or was she a big content creator, or something of that kind? I am just interested. Also, while the fact that riot took the time to commemorate her is great, this commemoration feels very late, considering as far as I can understand her passing was quite a while ago during the earthquakes that happened in turkiye. Why did such a commemoration not come sooner?
Respectfully on another note, does anyone know why is there no commemoration in game for DaveeyS? or at least not any I am aware of, so if there is one, please tell me about it

If i said anything disrespectful or insulting please understand that was not my intention and i just worded it poorly, if you tell me i will try to reword it to not be so

posted 5 months ago

mfw im a pro i make my username Buddha (named after budda from buddhism) but actually i pronounce it Bow-DeeDee-Huh
vs
mfw im a pro i make my username Zeus (named after zeus from ancient greek religion) but actually i pronounce it Zay-oose

spot the difference
I feel like if you name yourself after a well established thing (for example a religions god) you cant really just be like "eeermmm i actually pronounce it Wrongly"

posted 5 months ago

Well, I think the LoL player is just wrong then, no?

posted 5 months ago

i could never fight you either

posted 5 months ago

its got that quality where even if you suck big dick skill wise, as long as you play with friends you have an amazing time
i am SO shit at building and (close range) gunfights but ive been playing with my friends the last two nights and couldnt have had a better time doing so

posted 5 months ago

why didnt i think of that, we need this too

posted 5 months ago

havent touched fortnite in yeeeears and ive been playing now, feels amazing, genuinely the most fun ive had in a while, especially with my friends
im still extreme ass at it but its still fun

posted 5 months ago

is a cool cowboy hat wearing old western guy

so either riot gives us a chamber skin that replaces the headhunter with a revolver and the op with a henry rifle
or we get a new agent to fill this void
this game is incomplete until we get Cool Cowboy Man Agent
shameless r iot

posted 5 months ago

anyone else part of the YAAAAAARG gang any YAAARGers here anyone plundering and searching for ye lost golden doubloons

posted 6 months ago

Zack found it

posted 6 months ago

Cran-Apple go crazy

posted 6 months ago

hey gang whats up gang aaaaaaah

posted 6 months ago

I pray for these times to continue (buff the sensors PLEASE)

posted 6 months ago

Link to voting page?

posted 6 months ago

No way LMFAO

posted 6 months ago

I’m sorry for letting you down

posted 6 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 6 months ago

No this is the real proof

posted 6 months ago

Btw you are unironically retarded and making up problems. I live in California, in the past both central and south, not once have I heard someone genuinely say latinx and not as a joke (except for a closeted racist “woke” 70yo English teacher I had)
Every place ive lived here has been overwhelmingly blue and yet no one says Latinx. It’s a ridiculous word, a mockery of the Spanish language, and no one but terminally online twitter leftists use it. No one that goes outside uses it.

posted 6 months ago

Mca why are you fakeflagging rn

posted 6 months ago

Proof Rito Gamse lesbean fetish? Think! Dualest and santiago class strongest agent Rain and Kill deploy only confirm legbin aent. Soneome in Rito Game love Lebsun so much they make the strongest, unfair for Gay mans and the straightedge playes and the Other playes this is outrage!1!! What hapend to gander equalities in our now day game, this the sexua prefer bias and jt RIINING the gaame for Everyones

posted 6 months ago

it makes him money

posted 6 months ago

freddan “the Fazbear” sentinel clears meddo fraud

posted 6 months ago
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