I hate you, you make me sad

HOW SAD MUST ONE BE TO LOCK VIPER IN A TDM AND SIT IN ULT FOR HALF THE MATCH?
U GOTTA BE TRULY FULL OF ROT TO DO THAT IDK ITS LIKE.. THE TDM EQUIVALENT OF AN IMMORTAL 5STACKING WITH LOW RANKS

it’s me

during the summer, you can buy 12pks at the grocery store
but anytime NOT during the summer, it is only taco bell

why speaking Latin?

heyyy guys !! how are you ^_^

BAJA BLAST easy

makes sense you’d see that as you die since it’s not happening

Yes

fuuuuuck

I’m still waiting

Ask kirya, he is a femboy

Let’s eat burger today 🍔😛

So?

god i wish

Gorilla chow

-jizz over br ascension teams in English
-shit talk na ascension teams in Portuguese
??
I mean, apart from MxS (imo), you’re right abt the na teams tbh, just odd flip flop between languages I’m confused about

why

give proof I’m a visual learner btw

I’m coming back here at the end of the day you better have gotten one

idek what to say what made you think of this

let’s get burger today 🍔😛

i 100% agree im just saying riot wouldnt make the choice well

Hello gang

:(

yeah but unfortunately VLR is nowhere near the size of HLTV and we can’t let riot do that kind of “player of the year!” Thing because it would either be twitter polls or Rito employees/production, and that means either braindead regions spamming a regional player or people like yinsu just voting for Alfa or boaster or something not because they think they’re truly good and poty but bc they’re on their bias team (I’m not saying those two are bad I’m just saying players would get voted for out of bias rather than true appraisal)

whats up guys hows it going

so real from you

-users I like
-”hacknaija”
bumnaija 💀

ac0ls kkk

fair, i guess we can just hope he becomes more consistent on this roster (consistently GOOD please! not consistently bad)

Mistic on 75 (smokes)

???? he had 59 kills what you smoking

Idk, yeki is rly good, just not when he is igling, lol
he was incredible for a while when he first joined TL, when he started secondary calling/calling he got worse
also was great on his old teams
I think he will do OK here, hopefully good, he will be able to focus on shooting
im pretty confident in the roster

Yeah
as far as i understand, skullz is just a rly good t2 BR player, so i hope he adapts to t1 well

what do you guys think of the new Liquid CS roster? Genuinely super excited. Looks to be actually good, im definitely going to start watching CS again for this.
Also, if youre BR, are you gonna support them along with your fully BR teams? Since they have a br player and coach

"Hello friends, our Strat today will be: Goon to widowmaker aah!! hit B on the way, if you have time inbetween shots."

bang has been like that since forever but everyone underestimates him
always forgetting him actually keeping up with mako at champs, even if it was for just the one map he played just as good as mako
and his 1v5, and his just pretty often nasty shots and plays, and allat
he just had a bad season and people were calling for him to be dropped, it was so weird, he is easily 100T's best player idfk what people are on about

please dont curse 100t

TRUE

so guys wanna hear about my immortal rank up match? of course you do!
I was playing astra, i dropped 30. My neon dropped 30 kills as well! Thats kind of crazy, no? Surely we win the game! Sixty kills between our astra and neon.
NO!
We lose 12-14!!
My other three teammates did not get more than 15 kills and were all negative
They used their mics and had decent util and stuff so like im not mad at THEM at all, but im 100% mad at the game itself for giving them to me

Mfw its my immo rank up match and i get a dia3 on my team for some reason? and the other team gets an immortal cypher (aka nerd ass bitch, fuck you cypher) instead of a d3 raze?

im just malding man, literally nothing i could have done, the amt of times i watched my team lose a 2v1 or a 3v1 or something was just hurtful
to my soul
genuinely not my fault dudeee the game just fuckin sabotaged me man

that is all. no more crying from me.

impressive amount of horrible takes back to back that is crazy

idk im farming i just made up some random ass thing to say

thats so real of you babysasuke

true

will this be gc's rivalry or will g2 change that?

???

So bad bro why are we on Flor Clearing An Empty Flank cam and sarah pov for the ENTIRE afterplant???

Shopify just 13-3’d G2, though.
And Shopify 2-0’ed Bblq
And if BBLQ “destroyed g2” then why is g2 #1?

why have free health care when you could pay for it smh

no it’s making fun of John cena