b0zz

ok

thats kinda the point bro

GULP i kinda dont wanna do this anymore...

after what ZETA did to me I shall assert dominance onto this site by revealing my glorious buzz to everyone on this site.

finally a valid list unlike z4kr9's fraud list

any TRUE 1v5

im beautiful bald
im beautiful bald
im beautiful bald
im beautiful bald
im beautiful bald
GOING BALD IN 3 DAYS

oh no...

smth

w pool chan mention

theyre married to each other so they dont need me to protect them

let them protect each other for all i care

might as well say every single player that has ever played for :3

hi themaniel

I'm the best vlr user
PRX aren't making it to regional GF
100T bring back Boosio

protect at all costs.
for me its probably PatMen or batujnax. MUST PROTEC

i love rawdoggymoon

basically a jakura ripoff that also ended up failing. i think rawdogmoon was tryna push ts relationship thinking lidyuh was actually matching his freak. at the end of the day, rawdogmoon doesnt deserve lidyuh cause he deserves me

#rawdogme

i forgot bro mb

sure, come to my country.
also its gonna be a buzz cut.
w exolos flair btw

reasons why there should be an annual vlr awards:
un_mpl_yed people would finally be recognised (delighted)
i'll be in it (cz im cool)
you'll be in it (cz ur cool)
special badges next to winners name/profile
ez

im not fungame

who's hyped 🙋

LETS GOOOO #:3WIN

YESSIR

lakia is HIM bro u need to pipe down

they can run double duelist with foxy9 and let munchy kin play senti instead

fuck ash but lakia can fuck me

GEN.G ARE WINNING CHAMPS
-ASH
+LAKIA
LETS GOOOOO
#GENWIN

3 days ago, I didn't know what "catface" even was. On the 2nd of August 2024, I posted my first thread which would lead me to my success as a vlr icon today.
I was desperate for the glaze, fame, and attention that was being hoarded by the one and only delighted.
I clicked "Submit Thread".
Not long after, I looked to the left of my screen:
A thread titled "simbhdri come". Made by the one and only Laundry, :3's number 1 glazer, has noticed me?
They asked me if I was going to watch their match against YDZ Black.
Me, not knowing anything about :3, decided to look them up.
Holy shit, this team has the best logo out of any team in the entirety of VCT.
I have stanned and supported :3, otherwise known as "catface" ever since.
Thank you, Laundry.

my school apparently

#:3WIN RAHHHHH

im getting a buzz cut instead of going "derke level" bald cz my school doesn't allow that.
syndrome is down but the hype is still up!!!!!!

ily bro

simvlrr on youtube

in next week's documentary i'm:

• flaming sylvan for prx losing
• wearing a shirt saying i jinxed prx
• sharing my thoughts on king_bob's love for me

what else should i add

ok check list

ok but only my arms

thanks Laundry, you always have my back fr.

thx

sir

WHERE IS THIS FROM OMD I FORGOT

thanks Kaust ur a real one

i dont know any of them

wrong answer; correct answer is "welcome to the 4 star club simbhdri."

i agree

4 STARS IN 2 DAYS, ITS JUST THAT EASY.
no biggie for a definitely employed man on a weekend.
next up: 11k posts in 6 months.
delighted here i COME

no, i'm just half nepalese. i dont speak the language either.

thats why u gotta watch the shi i put up next week on why im the goat of vlr

bump