back to hltv buddy

drag0n ranger gooning going 0-11 this year king

hi canada man i am the bronze 3 on this team and having seen ur throw city clips i would unfortunately diff the shit out of you

best wishes!
-sideshowsbaldhead/dignan/oscarthegoldfish

nvm i think we have 5 unlucky bro

you could be the fifth if you want it to only be 3 bums

he’s joining my team americanadailand our current roster is:
me
cloudberry
prancer
primmie

were looking for a 5th dms open

americas kickoff:
sen 3-2 loud
masters madrid
sen 3-2 gen

emea kickoff
kc 3-1 th
emea stage 1
fnc 3-2 th
masters shanghai
gen 3-2 th
champs
edg 3-2 th

we had sarah vs sarah at gc champs the past 2 years so yeah

tier 3 team in question last year:
2nd at madrid
1st at shanghai
9-12 at champs

nrg last year:
not at madrid
not at shanghai
not at champs

lev fan copium unfortunately :(

that game was cinema tho he won every single gunfight it was fucking insane

khalil is the single best player in the world for exactly one game every year and somehow secures another season every time

i’m not speaking french brother nobody on this site except ur silent upvote bots and other braindead baiters likes you

yeah bro and ur a fuckin public nuisance 😭 d1 hater acting like we gaf

you are retarded bro i wasn’t talking to you

i know it’s bait but this is gonna look really silly when eg don’t make an event this year

this isn’t even a bad list lol wtf

same^

almost identical except i have furia over loud and nrg over sen

his name is thiago bro this guy is 100% brazilian

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/7994b31f
purely vibes based

all gamers

he’s actually onto something w this ngl

nah bro something is a psychopath but he’s smart with his craziness to the point where it almost always works

bro i misread it and didn’t see the dad part and i thought jonahp had fucking cancer

i try 🙏

SPG

you fucked it up too bro you just came up with a fix faster

oh god it’s all going to shit

patitek winning the 1v3 by killing jonahp

he’s a shooter but he has literally never had one thought go through his head in his life
he may not be the most braindead but he is the first i thought of

everyone stopped talking about it a while ago so idk

my favorite gen.g player

oxy

character development lmao

i said this in a past thread but it’s basically just well meaning virtue signaling
people want to feel like they’re contributing to some kind of resistance against the whole genocide thing but don’t actually have the means to make real material change so they just eat less burger fry and feel like they’re good people
anyone who tries to force it on other people is cringe tho lol you are not morally superior bc you eat wendy burger instead of mcdonald burger

the winner of 8 vs 9 is theoretically an easier game than 5 vs 12 are u good bro

0/8

i can fix her

i love henboobyh but i downvote all his posts anyway #doingmypart #fyp #ad

. +1

nrg get grouped at champs by another chinese team except it’s funnier bc they’re british and also south africa went 0-2-12 the whole tournament so they’re more like the worst chinese team

you are so boring bro

art class
care
tinkerbell is overrated

3 completely different songs in sound/style and all very good

true!

because they dropped him for mitch

i played one game with him and he went 24/5 and we won 13-0 this guy is up next

there is no way to balance neon she will be broken or shit remove her from the game

barely related but england just choked & got grouped in the rocket league world cup by drawing to south africa lmao

greatly increases the chances of zekken sova n4rrate jett we are eating good