i have nearly everything wrong i think

geographically speaking south na would be central america bc they are considered part of the north american continent but in this case i am actually referring to brazil hope this helps!

both of the people above me are trolling or braindead

yeah bc if this guy had a team that’s 1 americas spot automatically going to a south na team

na been saved by him being on mid rosters the last 2 years wtf

technically true

my fault gang i’m very susceptible to engagement bait i see people say stupid things and i feel the need to correct them im working on it

embarrassing cope please delete your account like you promised when those bums got dogwalked by edward

raze in 2025 🗿🙂👍
raze in emea 🤣🤣🤣🤣

maybe could’ve worded this better

comment so ass you had to make it into a whole thread how did it feel when sociablee did his best yay impression and dunked his nuts into gx’s mouth on chamber

giantsex lost a 4v5 to bbl drizzy esports please know your place 🙏

bro pi’d and stood up 😭 my goat

this flag+flair combo is not it bro i thought you were xinefso

on EVERYONE’s soul INCLUDING MINE i have NEVER so much as downloaded tiktok on my phone i use plenty of shitty addictive internet things (like vlr) but that is not one of them

u australians are a bit odd at times is this irony or are you stupid

it implies that we all knew this months ago but they couldn’t be bothered to announce it until now for some reason

close game merchants are 1-9 at internationals unfortunately

they should win this though

giantsex is way funnier imo but g00nx is pretty good

bro is running from the ability to have any impact

he’s cool just has really bad opinions on most things

lost a 4v5 to big booty latinas esports 😭
lewn absolutely diffed your goat p00p0
owned by sociablee map 3 was over the moment giantsex picked that boring standard ass comp

“delete my account” doesn’t exactly sound like “go into hiding for the off season just to come back immediately when the games start again” to me

never spent a single second of my life on tiktok keep projecting pal

flexing off season events 💀 ur flair didn’t even play fut you bums forfeited pipe down

waiting on you bro

wanna duo

idk i’ve not played long enough to play fracture in ranked before this act and i have played 2 games
one was a life game the other was ranked reset bullshit against a plat player (i got ranked bronze 3)

cloudberries

nooooo vlr was so much better without you

yeah i’m cooking nothing with this

-shit +wet fart still ends in ruined underwear

bro thinks he’s elysxxm

i put it top 5 bro how is that hate

dort is like swvyboi in that 99% of what he says is braindead but every once in a while he breaks character and it’s actually really funny

i put it in the highest tier bro i just like split more it’s not that serious 😭

honestly i fw gamergirl and dort can be funny sometimes i cant discern prasinos from the rest of the brazilians but yeah assmolestia sucks

please don’t schizopost in my thread i worked really hard on it (30 seconds of thought)

Fire

1. Split
2. Lotus
3. Haven
4. Fracture

Decent

5. Sunset
6. Bind
7. Ascent
8. Pearl

Ass

9. Breeze
10. Icebox

Abyss

11. Abyss

poor darnold bro led the team to 14 wins just to get fucked by being in the real sports group of death and sell the bag in the wildcard round hopefully someone overpays him to probably be mid next year

i’m not worried about the money fraud

https://www.vlr.gg/377274/if-an-eu-team-doesn-t-win-champs

known baiter definitely not a sen fan

1 team region’s one team are chokers so they have to flex making finals instead of winning them 😭 sad

sometimes you have to stand up for what’s right even if you’re standing alone

technically true

smartest 100t fan

upvoted

aura

downvoted because i like this and want part 2 not because i actually dislike the thread