assistant coaches aren’t real fuck you

sen
sick dapr zombs shahzam tenz no coach gigachad

fnc
doma mistic boaster derke magnum mini

gmb
d3ffo sheydos nats chronicle redgar enghh

envy
fns yay victor crashies marved chet

ace
kiles bonecold cned starxo zeek nbs

gmb again

optc
fns yay victor crashies marved chet

loud
pancada sacy saadhak less aspas bzka

fpx
ange1 shao suygetsu ardiis zyppan d00mbr0s

prx
f0rsaken benkai jinggg mindfreak d4v41 alecks

loud again

optic again

fnc
boaster derke chronicle leo alfajer mini

eg
demon1 c0m ethan boostio jawgemo potter icy apoth reformed screwface bcj

eg again

prx
f0rsaken jinggg something d4v41 mindfreak alecks

sen
tenz zekken zellsis johnqt sacy kaplan

gen
karon t3xture munchkin meteor lakia solo hsk

gen again

th
boo riens wo0t patitek benjyfishy neilzinho weber

edg
kk smoggy chichoo s1mon nobody haodong

th
boo miniboo wo0t benjyfishy riens neilzinho weber

see if i was holding the gun you’d be dead

this is blatantly unfair bc all glue are literally playing with 5 AI generated bots how is anyone supposed to remember that

if the person holding the gun is a fraudnatic fan i’m not seeing another day 😔

it’s his discord username too idk what this guy is on

cloudberry blink twice if ur being held captive

he’s this year’s viper, broken in pro play and basically useless in ranked

which would make him actually useless in ranked if they nerf him but idk

jenopelle never cook again 🙏

lulquid will run reyna clove on every map and get 26-0d by both chinese teams

y’all have never been a college kid in the south and it shows

i am like 1/8 italian and i’m offended by this

basically every time an agent comes out people lose their shit thinking it’s going to be the most broken thing ever and almost every time they are ass

people really said this about iso on release 😭

going to be so funny when vitality go out at bangkok and you’re stuck with that flag and flair for at least another 2-3 months

gta 6 is coming out this year if that’s not your answer idk what is

he was an emergency sub so yeah they’re replacing him with patrickwho

who the fuck

comparing chronicle to messi 💔

they’re getting relegated bro leicester are making a comeback fs

that explains how i killed her with a random legshot however it would’ve been a fraudulent ace anyway bc i hit cypher 105

also i don’t think me stealing your ace made cloudberry leave halfway through

should’ve aced on abyss

they just lost a map in tier 2 turkey so i would imagine they lose at least 1 at ascension

pretty sure he shit the bed in tryouts for global and no one else wanted him

bros response got deleted and he lost flag privileges 💀 don’t randomly be racist for no reason kids

based

yo beabadoobee what’s up im a big fan

you top fragged on abyss talk ur shit goat

we’re on a valorant forum bro none of us are beating the allegations 🙏

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

i’m convinced it’s created in a lab bro if i see one more video about lebrons veiny dih i might lose it

maybe i’m just autistic idk

team won 0 maps without you im noticing a trend here 🧐 # justiceforiloveless

shut yo bitchass up 🙏

it’s dumb slang but like idk i just used context clues to figure it out

wait this is crazy i_love_less lore wtf do you have a vlr page

i have genuine hatred for you as a person

transphobia i assume

or don’t man idc
this is just an internet forum about a competitive shooter game it literally doesn’t matter
all of you are completely different people with different lives who will likely never meet and know almost nothing about each other
strangers only recognizable by names and little icons
the moment you log off it stops mattering at all
just a shout into the void that occasionally shouts back when henbabyh or uwukitten respond about y0y or canada or whatever we talk about on here

START hating on C9

that pearl was such a travesty we all forgot they dominated the other 3 maps

are you trolling or do you think mikes is a player and brawk is a coach

that is true they will not be making champs this year

it’s literally koi demon1 levels of bait people just started going along with it because it was funny and now people actually believe it

made up by uwukitten i respect the dedication to the bit tho

🐮

ethan shows up sometimes he’s worth at least half a player

2.5v5 give s0m and ethan some credit

it’s in honor of kanyefan’s eternal love for z00k i don’t actually gaf about this team

gas is short for gasoline which is a liquid hope this helps

the management itself hasn’t been terrible but they just keep building these mid ass budget rosters (which they did in 2023 too they just accidentally struck gold) surely someone with more money could do better but idk

i was talking shit for no reason our average rank is silver if you guys are above like plat you could probably actually 26-0 us

the cloudberries would 26-0 made in brampton btw