as relevant and timely as zeek’s champs mvp tbf

pearl: g2
lotus: g2
bind: edg
split: g2
fracture: edg
abyss: g2
haven: unknown

so yeah no ur just wrong lol

patiteks and/or alleged weirdos in vct per capita:

poland: 1 per 20m
usa: n/a, 0

americans when they find out seoul and bangkok are 2 different places

kamyk and keiko are very good kamo has potential he doesn’t just always reach it

shats and patikek are not part of the kkk

the first always > the best

at least when it comes to becoming the face of whatever you’re doing

rocket league team almost lost to 9lives and play the ultimates next bro no one is safe

the kkk are actually pretty good kamo is inconsistent and shatitek is ass tho

trophy for “our best second seed farmed yours”:

they finally won something and the fans are grasping at straws + edg are actually competing for trophies now so china is marginally relevant

“on top” = grouped and top 3

holy shit ur so washed 😭 didn’t even get the acronym right

rare serious rhixcal post 😭

100% chance they choke here that’s a sideshowsbaldhead guarantee

#MVGA

nevermind derke is ass

would take a prx level choke for them to lose but it’s always possible

i predict 6-0 into 7-5

xand

gets grouped by t0 imo

https://imgur.com/a/v4KpExv

this is great and all but can you tell me where lotus is located and link trent’s twitter?

king bob they could never make me like you

don’t care about pickrates buffed neon > release chamber argue with the wall

oh yeah?? i bet EITHER t1 OR vitality will NOT make top 3

spike is very good but he also farmed on the most broken agent in the history of the game + that team was completely dysfunctional at kickoff and one person isn’t likely to change that
so it’s not completely impossible but very unlikely is fair imo

rutherford b hayes underrated president ngl

if g2 make champs (extremely likely) and 2g make stage 2 playoffs (very unlikely) they still get to play in ascension don’t they?

how many times does uwukitten have to talk about his boy adam (mada for those who don’t know) before people realize

i guess ranked isn’t real and you just do whatever you want but people don’t even play omen bind in my silver lobbies 😭 then again there’s probably more clove than brim

post one way nerf he is actually useless on that map ngl

they are just the most widespread parasocial freaks

or at least the most loud and annoying

omen on bind 💔 hang up the mouse bro

he doesn’t even speak english bro if he just shoots his gun good it could work

he’s lowkey a perfect fit for mibr
nzr wasn’t calling anymore and he couldn’t shoot back so removing him makes sense
and verno doesn’t talk anyway so language barrier won’t be an issue

dodging the allegations yet again 😔

did flashback do it

you are definitely just talking about bren and bren slander will not be tolerated

i definitely said he died multiple times i can’t remember why i think i just wanted to spread misinformation

here’s your engagement i better win

4/8 you got 10 responses already

surely you can do better than this

mid yoru trash jett decent raze i’ll pass lol

the flag makes it kind of obvious idk why he doesn’t change it

est clears yet again i watched the entire first map of g2 farming botality before i had to go to class today

from your lips to god’s ears brother

exactly the same as the last 2 events
edg > g2
vit > t1
vit > g2
edg > vit
riot scriptwriters getting lazy

god you fell off so hard

i’m thinking of swerl fuck

yes but without the “know ball” part

if you genuinely believe even half of the things you say (unlikely) you might actually be the dumbest person alive

least patriotic australian