this dogshit team put heretics in a blender btw

our team is shite man

yeah he’s cheating wrap it up

actual doorknob lickers these guys get sick every event at some point the blame is on them

WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF CHINA 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP 🛑🛑🛑 FROM TORONTO 🇨🇦 TO PARIS 🇫🇷 WE'LL WIN THE FUCKING LOT 🏆🏆🏆
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊

AND WHEN WE WIN IN PARIS 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 WE'LL SAY IT WAS FORETOLD 🗣️🗣️🗣️THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 🌍🌎🌏 THE BOYS IN BLACK AND GOLD 🐺🐺🐺
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊

GE t3xture 🙏 DRX Foxy9 🙏 T1 Munchkin

if they don’t troll map veto they win 2-0 no cope

siufatbb

yeah i’m obviously bullshitting but my point is equally valid to the one above it

they lost in agent select put jemkin on yoru or disband

emea trophies in past 3 years

fnc: carried by leo (thai, apac) derke (russian, apac) chronicle (russian, apac) and alfajer (turkish, apac)

(there are no other trophies)

they just tied trace! one more round and it’s only the third worst international performance of all time!

wolveswin

ok whatever idek why i’m entertaining you spring > mako tho

trust me if i was there they would be much worse

fluke nerves game + rob moore paid lysoar to throw

unimpressive
they’re getting farmed by geng tuesday

bros posting on vlr mid game 😭 just ff

hearing a caster unironically say “jobless bums” is very funny thank you for this

even if they beat rrq they either play prx (better team + train buff) or sen (their fathers) i wouldn’t be surprised if they miss top 4

focus on beating crazyguy first fam

i’m 6 feet from the edge and i’m thinkin

you are so washed

WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF CHINA 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP 🛑🛑🛑 FROM TORONTO 🇨🇦 TO PARIS 🇫🇷 WE'LL WIN THE FUCKING LOT 🏆🏆🏆
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊
AND WHEN WE WIN IN PARIS 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 WE'LL SAY IT WAS FORETOLD 🗣️🗣️🗣️THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 🌍🌎🌏 THE BOYS IN BLACK AND GOLD 🐺🐺🐺
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊

jemkin? more like jelqin jemkin? more like blumpkin

WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF CHINA 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP 🛑🛑🛑 FROM TORONTO 🇨🇦 TO PARIS 🇫🇷 WE'LL WIN THE FUCKING LOT 🏆🏆🏆
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊
AND WHEN WE WIN IN PARIS 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 WE'LL SAY IT WAS FORETOLD 🗣️🗣️🗣️THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 🌍🌎🌏 THE BOYS IN BLACK AND GOLD 🐺🐺🐺
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊

aura.

attack sided comp tho no overreaction yet

WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF CHINA 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP 🛑🛑🛑 FROM TORONTO 🇨🇦 TO PARIS 🇫🇷 WE'LL WIN THE FUCKING LOT 🏆🏆🏆
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊

AND WHEN WE WIN IN PARIS 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 WE'LL SAY IT WAS FORETOLD 🗣️🗣️🗣️THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD 🌍🌎🌏 THE BOYS IN BLACK AND GOLD 🐺🐺🐺
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ✊✊✊

if actual bad takes are our criteria give me ronyko23

just states all of his (usually incorrect) opinions as fact in slightly broken english to where i can’t tell if he’s fakeflagging, mentally challenged, or actually just a bot

kc have a 100% grand final win rate bc they are ass but the one time they made a final it was a free win

When did last win?

they got rid of the graph lmao

karmine corp gen.g fnatic edg fnatic again

not even the best song released on thursday, june 12, 2025

WE’RE NEVER GONNA STOP

many of the usual suspects went back to fnatic but the real fans have a weird inferiority complex with g2 idk if it’s the 11-2 or the patitek raze or what

yeah i know ur all the same person it’s weird

https://www.vlr.gg/499792/tl-glaze/#10

ignoring the actual criteria
t3xture
ash
munchkin
spring
nats

one of only 3 teams on the planet to make both masters

nrg 😭💔

wait are you actually british that’s so disappointing

pinoy on pinoy violence

i’m on the train but realistic i have them going top 4 in my pickems

been on the train since before the event #WOLVESWIN

???

they have back to back free wins in the lower bracket against fraudnatic and s0n

7 actually

jas is dogshit
source: i don’t watch emea t2 but kanyefan talks about how bad he is on discord

hard disagree

prx have looked great at times but it’s been three years and they have the same problems (choking and overheating)
wolves and sen both have large question marks surrounding their strength of schedule