shzuo
Flag: Brazil
Registered: June 25, 2022
Last post: August 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Posts: 2197
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that was a creative bait i admit

posted 6 months ago

lmao

posted 6 months ago

GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT

posted 6 months ago

coldest take

posted 6 months ago

y0y

posted 6 months ago

You didn't see Furia?

posted 6 months ago

the problem with EG is their 5 players.

posted 6 months ago

and cortezia + xenom are a little nervous yet, let they have more experience that they will get even better

posted 6 months ago

facts

posted 6 months ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

posted 6 months ago

florescent don't have any good teammates on Apeks
you want her to go to another team without good teammates?

posted 6 months ago

you don't have enough knowledge to understand how a good team works

posted 6 months ago

ASPAS IS THE GREATEST TO EVER TOUCH THE GAME, DON'T EVER DOUBT HIM, YOU DB.

This man could 1v9 with a Classic and a dream. He breathes different air. Oxygen turns into pure skill the moment it enters his lungs. You put aspas in a 1v5, and it becomes a 1v1—because the other four already accepted their fate.

His crosshair placement is scientifically classified as divine intervention. NASA analyzed his flicks and concluded that they operate outside the laws of physics.

Aspas doesn’t warm up; he lets the lobby cool down.

His opponents don’t have bad games; they just had the misfortune of queuing into the Messiah of Mechanics.

If aspas switched to Minecraft, he’d find a way to headshot people with a pickaxe.

If he played CS2, they’d have to rename it Aspas2.

If he played League, Faker would retire.

If he played chess, Magnus Carlsen would uninstall.

Some say Chamber was nerfed because aspas’ presence alone made him a tier 0 agent.

His Jett dashes are poetry in motion. If art museums had esports exhibitions, his clips would be framed.

When aspas dies in-game, it's actually a visual bug.

He doesn't need comms, he doesn't need strats, he doesn't need a warm-up. All he needs is a mouse and a reason.

Aspas could solo queue into a bot match and still find a way to clutch a 1v5. (WE JUST WATCHED IT HAPPEN)

WHEN THE WORLD ENDS, THE ONLY THINGS LEFT WILL BE COCKROACHES AND ASPAS' IMPACT.

YOU DOUBTED HIM? YOU THOUGHT HE FELL OFF? APOLOGIZE. REPENT. ACCEPT THAT ASPAS IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE HIM.

posted 6 months ago

you don't know shit bro

posted 6 months ago

aspas is the only player in the world that went +11 on a map and people say he didn't play well LMAO

posted 6 months ago

?

posted 6 months ago

and ex IGL

posted 6 months ago

me with vitality (they played two games in 15 days)

posted 6 months ago

it's less on viper on bind bro.

posted 6 months ago

please don't make me remember those things

posted 6 months ago

oi nyny
e vc, qual a sua opinyang?

posted 6 months ago

That LEV Roster will be better than the franchise one... Trust me.

posted 6 months ago

what lmao

posted 6 months ago

fire Asuna who's been there for years now then

posted 6 months ago

mwzera the worst initiator the world has seen

posted 6 months ago

They were just unfortunate. If it's time to change some thing it should just drop Asuna because the other four are good (Boostio isn't killing that much but he's still a good igl)

posted 6 months ago

you actually right

posted 6 months ago

Loud X Sen = for me is 2x1 for either of them, Loud is looking good and mature and Sen is their main test to see if they're legit

G2 X Lev = 2x0 G2 easily

EG X MIBR = MIBR win, EG have potter but they don't have any individual talent

NRG X KRU = NRG 2x0 or 2x1, they're better than Kru but Kru might do some pressure depending on their players performance

posted 6 months ago

Sacy is an initiator

FNS is igl flex

posted 6 months ago

ATK F1 Extreme Leviatan

posted 6 months ago

???

posted 6 months ago

cause he's shit

posted 6 months ago

FNS THE GOAT

posted 6 months ago

water is wet...

posted 6 months ago

Bro that match is fire

posted 6 months ago

not like that my goat fns...

posted 6 months ago

don't say that to my goat

posted 6 months ago

I wish

posted 6 months ago

raafa!!!

posted 6 months ago

bro only play on split 2.........

posted 6 months ago

TENEBROSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted 6 months ago

keep it in your butt

posted 6 months ago
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