samhatts
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Registered: May 18, 2023
Last post: September 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Posts: 906
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Gotta love this bait 10/10

posted about 2 years ago

I thought this was gonna be some csgo reference when it said simple

posted about 2 years ago

Everyday I lose braincells, I hope to god that you're just baiting

posted about 2 years ago

Classic off-season overreactions when they've had only around a month together with cned and yetujay(probably spelt that wrong)

posted about 2 years ago

They have more practise with qw1 so you technically might be correct but that doesn't mean getting cned was a bad idea

posted about 2 years ago

On broken agent.... that everyone else was playing at the time and didn't shitstomp people, funny that. You act as if when yay was dominant, only yay had access to chamber and no other player were allowed to play the agent

posted about 2 years ago

You need to tell yourself while you are doing something unproductive, I am going to get up and do this when this video ends and do it quickly before you keep scrolling. You must have a productive goal in mind. Just because you have started doing something unproductive doesn't make it a blackhole that you can't stop halfway through, this is half the battle. Goals like in 2 minutes I will go to bed(which I will)

posted about 2 years ago

Wow with 8 players they obviously clear everyone, 3 man advantage every round 🤣

posted about 2 years ago

Also even though I said don't learn openings if you want to learn one anyway through videos cause you're bored, as the others say learn the london as it's very solid and hard to lose your pieces early on, don'tlearn tonnes of theory though as the london can be very in depth. But just bear in mind you can get to 1000 without knowing a single opening( at least that was true for me)

posted about 2 years ago

Lots of puzzles and playing more games, but yeah especially lots of puzzles. EDIT im sure there are puzzle books you can get but I don't know any

posted about 2 years ago

Nah as black just put a pawn in the centre and get your pieces out and focus on not losing any of the pieces you put out. Concrete theory doesn't mean much when your opponent leaves it on move 4 after playing a bad move that you're not sure how to punish.
If you learn theory, try to learn why you are playing the move so when your opponents play badly(which they will) you can punish it

posted about 2 years ago

Against e4 play e5, against d4 play d5, think about getting your pieces out and controlling the centre over any concrete theory and do loads of tactics. If you have done more tactics than your opponent, they will blunder and you won't so you'll win

posted about 2 years ago

What? Are you OK, this guy just told the undisputable truth and you call him a sexist?

posted about 2 years ago

Huge levels of 🧢, also bro liked his own reply 🤣

posted about 2 years ago

Yeah but sen have a good brand. C9 have been a terrible org

posted about 2 years ago

Top jett? Jett ain't gonna be meta in pro play surely

posted about 2 years ago

You should keep doing this even if Sen start losing, then it will be funny schitzo thread

posted about 2 years ago

I am the worst valorant igl, I am not a pro player and I'm shit at the game, pretty good contender

posted about 2 years ago

Runi? Flyuh?

posted about 2 years ago

Shame kink?

posted about 2 years ago

Yes, but with tarik still there, honestly I'm not sure

Edit: I'm sure it will go down but it might not be as big an impact at this point because of tarik

posted about 2 years ago

Oh ok that's really funny

posted about 2 years ago

Idk India has a lot of people

posted about 2 years ago

When less is having one his games where he decides to win the map then yes, otherwise no

posted about 2 years ago

Good afternoon

posted about 2 years ago

shut the FUCK up.

posted about 2 years ago

Not really, could potentially be Nrg Tex

posted about 2 years ago

I can imagine them doing if they have a game that doesn't mean anything, bit like in EMEA with fnatic vs navi with ange1 on yoru

posted about 2 years ago

I copied it, it's a copypasta

posted about 2 years ago

GE Yay comes home from work after a 10 hour scrim with C9, PSG, and FNC, and 5 hours of vod review. He opens his door, and infront of him is GE Benkai in a maid outfit. "Welcome home yay-sama, would you like your dinner? Your bath? Or perhaps.... Me? D-don't just stand there! It's embarrassing for me too!" Benkai said. "Silly pumpkin pie, you know I would choose you and Valorant. Besides, I think I need support, no? :)" yay replied. The two went on with their night like they usually do; however, in the corner of the street a big boy watches them from their window, and it was Ardiis. He seems to be depressed as he slowly mutters the words "Bro, I miss him bro, I miss wearing the same maid outfit for him bro, bro, yay... What happened to us bro?" Ardiis said. He watches the couple till sunrise and he left after his jealousy and regret got the best of him. #GEKISSING

posted about 2 years ago

Nah, prx ain't that wild. If any team does it, china be wildin', I can imagine some Chinese team doing it

posted about 2 years ago

Yay said he would play for minimum if it came to it, we don't know how many offers he has got, I don't think you can rule out c9 or EG.
I know you said c9 likely but I'm talking about your budget remarks

posted about 2 years ago

Still says future of yay in valorant

posted about 2 years ago

Something will probably try to improve his agent pool with the jett nerf, at least I hope so

posted about 2 years ago

Didn't click, am happy I didn't, you're a legend

posted about 2 years ago

Calling it Apac though is still confusing, Apac includes Korea and Japan whether you want it to or not.

posted about 2 years ago

I went for the mid names cause you went for a bunch of mid names, I said they were similar quality.
Better names than those fraud c9 names include: Scream, Nivera, Chronicle, Cloud, Suygetsu,Shao,Zyppan,Derke

posted about 2 years ago

Keloqz Boo Avova Mixwell Benjyfishy(OMG OMG fortnite), are all similar quality names

posted about 2 years ago

Duelists in apac better than jemkin(not on prx):
Buzz
Foxy9
Dep
Saya

posted about 2 years ago

I mean they played badly, that doesn't mean the org is bad though

posted about 2 years ago

Kru, just cause it's owned by aguero and that's so funny to me

posted about 2 years ago

Must be rough for NA, that's 2/5 orgs

posted about 2 years ago

Forgot about clown9

posted about 2 years ago

If ange1 and redgar stop trolling things will look respectable

posted about 2 years ago

Enzo is the johnqt of EMEA, a decent igl from the team that didn't quite make ascension, Enzo is a good player, at least one that won't troll(looking at other emea igls)

posted about 2 years ago

Either hate on the tier 1 EMEA igls or accept that EMEA are racing to sign this guy, there is no in-between. Igls are few and far between

posted about 2 years ago

Sounds pretty logical, SEN all the way(other than prx) tenz BATCHEST.
As for xcurrate, yes he's an unknown quantity but so was carpe and overwatch is more different than Cs, so maybe he's better than carpe??????? Who knows saya king and xeta is good anyways

posted about 2 years ago

Ardiis will be able to understand the crack that ange1 is smoking tho

posted about 2 years ago

This seems reasonable, americas ones are probably the most uncertain, if prx are hard trolling while they figure out comps at the start then t1 might make it if they don't just get hard aim diffed. I would garuntee that DRX Fnatic and EDG make it to Madrid, everyone else can depend on how things shape out in the new year.

Your list seems very good though I'd change lev out for SEN just because being on the SEN copium is very fun

posted about 2 years ago

The number of decent igls has made players like Enzo the most sought after, it's so funny how EMEA igls destroyed their reputation this season. Rhyme left, koldamenta is slow as hell, redgar and ange1 kept trolling, scream💀. EMEA is screaming right now, pacific has dealt with the fall out of no igls and americas is lavishing in the number of ex-csgo pros to igl them

posted about 2 years ago
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