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Registered: February 22, 2023
Last post: July 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

posted about 2 years ago

head-to-head takes priority. c9 lost to loud

posted about 2 years ago

なまえwwwww

posted about 2 years ago

ごめん.私の悪魔わフリーダムlおl

posted about 2 years ago

犬おたべる
お猫wwwwwwwwww

posted about 2 years ago

hello, what is the difference between masters and champions?

posted about 2 years ago

it was funnier when i typed it, i thought it was a cool play

posted about 2 years ago

utilities and ultimates 100%

posted about 2 years ago

cryo the kind of guy to bait 4 teammates and make it work

posted about 2 years ago

Earlier I saw a thread saying SEN would qualify if they won against FURIA 2-0 and NRG wins against EG 2-0. SEN won by 2-1 does that really make them not be able to qualify? from losing 1 map?

posted about 2 years ago

MxM throws leads very easily its hard to watch sometimes

posted about 2 years ago

when you were the one who decided to get rid of half your team and still lose nearly all your games this will happen

posted about 2 years ago

what would be the most unlikely to happen?

posted about 2 years ago

being a dsg fan during the 2nd split is like being kicked in the balls. you don't like the result but you still watch to see if it's worse than last time

posted about 2 years ago

thank you. was just about to ask around if dsg was fried or not

posted about 2 years ago

naaaaaaa

posted about 2 years ago

xdd

posted about 2 years ago

to be honest. i tried this game but i could not find the appeal... it was very boring

posted about 2 years ago

bye

posted about 2 years ago

thank you for the answer. why is he called big bean?

posted about 2 years ago

title

posted about 2 years ago

thief 🥶

posted about 2 years ago

why would they do that? they're stuck with this team for the rest of the season, might as well keep the team relations solid

posted about 2 years ago

yay will xxif all over the place

posted about 2 years ago

yay will be genghsta and clear everyone and no one will be able to steel a map from dsg

posted about 2 years ago
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