rosso4000
Flag: Peru
Registered: May 6, 2022
Last post: August 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Posts: 2321
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merry christmas happy holidays

posted about 2 years ago

so annoying ngl but it is what is

posted about 2 years ago

what was he saying??

posted about 2 years ago

W

posted about 2 years ago

LFG I DONT HAVE TO STAY UP LATE

posted about 2 years ago

im not letting showmatches define a team but lmaoooooooooooooooo

posted about 2 years ago

bye hoe

posted about 2 years ago

only thing setting them back is bad mood

posted about 2 years ago

ggs nice game

posted about 2 years ago

man said damwon

posted about 2 years ago

rare quertyy W

posted about 2 years ago

Do you have a drawer full of sharp knives, but prefer to cut your bread with a door stop?
I'm Anthony Sullivan, and this, is why I masturbate. It's the Edge of Glory, mankind's first step into space colonization.
Behold, a credit card. You can buy things with a credit card, I'm sure you knew that. But did you know that you could sell things with it as well?
Such as murder?
This device is so advanced, I'm shitting my pants. Here's the secret, it's the erect nipples.
This sad kiwi doesn't stand a chance, this orange is having a bad day. Fuck whatever food this is. I'm slicin' and dicin' this celery's whole family.
Oppsie, I grabbed the shitty knife. Edge of Glory can turn that shitty knife into a titty knife, giving you perfect slices.
It also has super suction.
I wouldn't shove this pineapple inside of my wiener hole if this was the last pineapple on earth.
Prior to the Edge of Glory's existence, you had to pay tomato prostitutes in cash. But now, you can force them to accept the credit card for sex, otherwise, they will face certain death.
Give a tomato a false sense of security, when it thinks it's safe, throw it on the fucking knife.
The Edge of Glory can fuck chef's knives, filet knives, paring knives, and peeling knives.
Stand back, I'm Anthony Sullivan. Do not try this at home. This is a knife on a grinder! How does that taste, bitch?
There we go, now let's see how it cuts. It can't even cut a fucking orange. But if we put it to the Edge of Glory, we can cut through the perception of time! An orange is not even an opponent for this Edge of Glory enhanced knife.
It's just too easy for an Edge or Glory knife, look at this brutality!
You could be paying around 160 dollars for a very small piano, or you could pay 10.99 and get your own Edge of Glory!
But wait, I can get even hornier! I'll throw in a three piece knife set!
Now I bet you're asking, 'Sully, what can I do with three knives?' The possibilities are endless you son of a bitch, you can cut, peel, dice, filet, fist yourself! It's a 20 dollar value that you're getting for free!
Control your body fluids, cause I'm doubling this fucking offer! That's right, the offer is doubled, go wild! That's 2 times the Edge of Glory, which means you can slaughter two times the number of pineapples! It's a huge offer for 10.99, asshole!
If this deal doesn't put you on the edge of your seat, you are on the edge of bullshit.

posted about 2 years ago

caster for this tourney

posted about 2 years ago

koi giants ges lev imo

posted about 2 years ago

bro lives in Bouvet Island

posted about 2 years ago

wdym Retla and BLEED parted ways

posted about 2 years ago

"I just fucked a cup of water"
-Sex on 'Pushin P' with Gunna and Future

posted about 2 years ago

wake up

posted about 2 years ago

based

posted about 2 years ago

bye hoe

posted about 2 years ago

more like JoshS shit on them

posted about 2 years ago

le brun jamais

posted about 2 years ago

idk 3 of those players who tf are they

posted about 2 years ago

dont forget dubstep

posted about 2 years ago

is he an upgrade compared to mojer tho??? hmmmmmm

posted about 2 years ago

nah bro they cant even clear oasis gaming

posted about 2 years ago

LMAO THAT WAS SO UNFILTERED

posted about 2 years ago

L where is paradox

posted about 2 years ago

FiveK 👀 ptsd for ge fans

posted about 2 years ago

i wish i was the air in between those lips

posted about 2 years ago

W

posted about 2 years ago

shiiiit markW LETS GOOO

posted about 2 years ago

nah i think its:

Grim
FaNg
JT
hallzerk
floppy

posted about 2 years ago

quadrant is winning the whole thing, even if they arent in it

posted about 2 years ago

amateur, my elementary to junior high classes start at 7, and i have to commute which means i wake up at 5am every weekdays

posted about 2 years ago

oh damn thats the georgy i know

posted about 2 years ago

Nakatikim na ba kayo ng pinoy style ramen? Dito sa Malate sa Maynila, matatagpuan ang isang tindahan ng ramen na mura na, masarap pa. Blockbuster palagi ang pila ng customer sa tindahan ng ramen na ito. Kakaiba kasi ang istilo nila sa pagluluto ng ramen. Niluluto kasi nila ito gamit ang kahoy kaya lasang usok ang sabaw ng kanilang ramen. Beef ang flavor ng ramen nila dito. Meron din namang ramen na may kasamang bulalo. 85 pesos ang presyo ng kanilang ramen. Pwede ka ring umorder ng kanin at itlog dahil masarap siyang iulam. Syempre, tinikman din natin siya. Para sa halagang 85 pesos, sulit na siya sa dami ng sahog na baka kaso, medyo maalat lang ang sabaw niya. Pero kung bitin ka pa din sa sabaw, wala ka dapat ipag alala dahil unlimited ito. Ikaw mismo ang pwedeng magbuhos ng sabaw sa mangkok ng ramen mo mula sa kanilang mahiwagang takure. 24/7 ang operasyon ng ramen store na ito. Para sa mga nais matikman ang pinoy style ramen na ito, matatagpuan lamang ito sa bahagi ng Maria Orosa street, sa Malate sa lungsod ng Maynila.

posted about 2 years ago

racially motivated

posted about 2 years ago

aahahhahahahahhahahahahahha

posted about 2 years ago

you dont have to tell them twice

posted about 2 years ago

ejay is okay, but 2GE....

posted about 2 years ago

that guy with the reversed R is cool

posted about 2 years ago

yahahahahahahahgaayha

posted about 2 years ago

TL or C9

posted about 2 years ago

emea

posted about 2 years ago
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