mumbai? mid
kolkata? goat

just wait for the chamber buff bro, trust

bring back phoenix comps

you sure its not because fut got grouped and its finally hitting you?

s1mon > semen1
it all adds up

paper rex is giving them the best possible scrims of all time
last year EG won champs because they had a reserve roster who would do any scrims they needed
it all adds up

but riens is the goat turkmen player

if less so great, why he didnt go champs? why he didnt go shanghai?

what is the strat against LEV?

or is heretics washed?

you cannot debate this

fnatic are truly the choke masters

if hiro so great, why he didnt go shanghai? why he didnt go madrid?

Stormm might be the GOAT of argentina tbqhwy

surely

you cannot debate this

get pati back immediately and let miniboo go back to school

just saying

edg > sen
th > lev
this is the script

g2 is now alleged to be fraudulent and it is clear that c9 should have qualified instead
thoughts?

if munchkin so great, why he didnt make playoffs?

possibly best apac igl?

very demure. very mindful. very sportsmanlike.

trace > drx
fnc > g2

fnatic flair talking about mid

whats worse than that?

if not, boaster will become the next redgar

fnatic is now alleged to be fraudulent and it is clear that team liquid should have qualified instead
thoughts?

am i cooked?

if sen so great, why they didnt go shanghai?

if aspas so great, why he didnt go madrid?

you should too

sen win

team vitality is now alleged to be fraudulent and it is clear that karmine corp should have qualified instead
thoughts?

.....monyet wouldve won champs

you cannot debate this

just saying

geng is now alleged to be fraudulent and it is clear that RRQ should have qualified instead
thoughts?

just saying

primmie is now alleged to be fraudulent and it is clear that team secret should have qualified instead
thoughts?

mayonaka no doa wo tataki

https://x.com/mikedvalorant/status/1821833171173814505

you cannot debate this

i needed the fpx underdog run

agree or disagree?

who will they pick up?

idk man i feel like theyre not good but they win alot

emea? trash
americas? trash
apac? trash

china?.............. china kinda good..........

bro thinks he can talk trash when nobody on his island can pronounce "no"

If Sentinels don’t play like they did before G2 did something to them tomorrow i’m done supporting them.

That’s it. After watching them since 2021, I just can’t continue being a masochist. Im addicted to the thought of them winning. They give glimmers of hope. We won the first regional of the year. Won all 3 offseason tournaments. 3-0d fucking PRX on their home turf for $50,000 USD. won Masters Madrid. We are literally the reason that gen.g can’t really make valorant history by winning every single international event this year.

And yet… i’m at a loss for words. Our strongest maps? Gone. Most trash map that we’re even more trash at? Assent is still here. Our Split, our beloved split comes back AFTER champs. It’s like riot is torturing me. I have nightmares about every single deadlock cypher game. I genuinely want to break my entire setup when I see JohnQT lock in deadlock when he FUCKING MAINS CYPHER.

WHO IS FUCKING RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHIT? Before we played G2, Zekken was .1, POINT ONE vlr rating than asspiss. .1. And we had 3 fucking players in top 10 Americas. What the fuck did professor P do to us. What the fuck did the world do to us. We had to qualify by watching TARIK THROW HIS PRIDE AWAY AND BEG LEV TO GET US INTO CHAMPS. THE TEAM THAT EVERY SINGLE CASTER RATED SEN #1 BEFORE THE G2 MATCH.

I’m losing my mind. I think i’ve already lost it.

i’m trying to find out where we went wrong. What happened. Why. Zekken isn’t some random ranked demon. He’s the best player is this fucking world. And his last 3 series? WHAT THE FUCK WAS I WATCHING. Is this “for content”, riot? Are you forcing us to play like ass so that we can be (in your words and player votes, the most overrated team in the world) the “dark horse” of this tournament and climb through the gauntlet of hell and somehow win it all?

I don’t see it happening. If i’m being honest, It’s either G2, TH, GENG, OR FUCKING SENTINELS BABY WE ARE WINNING CHAMPS I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK YOU CAN @ ME WHEN WE WIN WE ARE GOING TO WIN AND YOU GUYS ARE ALL GOING TO LOOK LIKE CLOWNS WHEN WE DO IT. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU PREPARE TO SHAVE YOUR FUCKING HEADS YOU UNGRATEFUL DISRESPECTFUL BRONZE DESK ANALYSTS.