the faker of valorant, tenz
Flag: | Germany |
Registered: | April 29, 2025 |
Last post: | August 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM |
Posts: | 572 |
i dont, LCQ was a mechanism created by CONMEBOL and Messi, so KRU could fraud their way into Champs
see? won home ground -> masters winner
choketics won ewc -> crashing out group stage champs
they really cried over an off season tournament, red bull home ground is greater than this in my books.
pornicle isnt even in my top 5
Gold2: crashing out in yet another tournament without winning ANYTHING
warra champs 2024 win that is for team choketics
are these generationals chokers from heretics really crying over a mickey mouse off season tournament? whats next crying over a red bull home ground?
Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse
M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E (that′s me!)
M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E
It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Come inside, it′s fun inside
It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse (roll call!)
Donald (present)
Daisy (here)
Goofy (hyuck, here)
Pluto (woof, woof)
Minnie (oh, here)
Mickey (right here)
It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Come inside, it′s fun inside
M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E
I mean they are even worse in valorant "golden road" and crashing out every masters
put the fries in the bag and call it a day lil bro
TL didnt even sniff a Grand Finals yet so calm down you fraud
nah hes the least cringe controller after harbor leave him alone, nobody wants to see op astra ever again
I cant wait to watch n0ts fail with ANOTHER superteam, hopefully we can stop with the "goat igl" talks then.
yeah his neckbeard sounds like burger king
leafs area of dominance is mcdonalds
Is this weight for weight the most obese roster?
"Availability: 5-6 days/week, evenings" (your jobless)
nah bro dont leave us we putting something on the grill tonight after the g2 downfall my friend
"Heretics" and winning a Grand Final, listen to yourselff
my hood wants to see a heretics furia champs grand final and heretics choke a 2-0 lead.
hey chatgpt when was the last time MEMEA won a international trophy in Valorant?
I think Zellsis will break the kill record from aspas and blow out pissnatic 26-2
strongest agenda of today vs strongest agenda in history
because zekkens body is literally on 10g adderall every game he wont make it to 2026 if yall continue with this and last internationals sen got grouped by "Team Liquid" and this time they wont beat a SINGLE non-chinese team
"other leader" z0llsis literally made zekken become a adderall addict because he cant carry alone and if john keeps insiting on this weird fetish of a initiator igl he will bring back sen to 2023 levels
then honestly kick johnqt, if he keeps insiting on it just get rid of him and zellsis and fix the roles
kaplan has been fraudulent lately, he clearly goons to the idea of having a igl on initiator but he is literally ruining johnqt with this
Im praying for a G2 PRX final because this final might never end the way these two teams go choke for choke
I agreed SEN isnt shit because of N4RRATE they are shit because Zellsis is Zellsis and john doesnt play on his by far best role (one of the best senti players last year)
yeah I dont get it I mean johnqt MOGGED Zellsis on senti, I would force Zellsis to play flash ini/viper for the rest of 2025 and drop him after that. Also they need to put n0rrate on perma recon ini to fix the roles and if hes still shit drop him too.
Yeah you cant continue with Zellsis, he fucks up the roles and he gives you no firepower