ong ur brain doesn't work properly

i have had my account longer than you, its the most obvious bait account in the world half of my posts are "ange1 is the hottest player in the world" wake up broski!

omg just realized its you, you were on my dick like 2 days ago cuz I said LOUD was bad, at least you dick ride proudly!

Saturday August 12th 12pm

ngl NRG has no chance of ever winning any titles, I honestly don't know what the problem is but I cant see this team ever lifting a trophy, the same way SEN will never lift a trophy

THATS WHAT WOULD MAKE IT FUNNY

HOW HAVE WE NEVER COME TOGETHER TO DO A WATCH PARTY? SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE A DISCORD SERVER WHERE WE CAN DO THIS!

LOUD ARE LOSING TO LIQUID AND WE GET REMATCH BETWEEN LIQUID AND NAVI?

ironic

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i impregnated your mother years ago and I am finally glad to have found my son VLR is not where I thought I would find you though! We must meet up soon and talk about all the time we have spent away from each other, I love you kiddo

Unfortunately, I really wanted to have sex with him as I found him sexy but now after these performances I don't understand what he is doing which leads me to believe he wont know how to handle me in bed :/

HE IS ACTUALLY FUCKING MATCH FIXING LMAO

HAPPY FOR YOU DUDE!

FNC not winning champs

will you be my best man at me and ANGE1's wedding? I think you are cute you can join us for threesomes!

PERSONALLY I WOULD LOG OFF IF MY TEAM WAS THAT BAD

CNED IS LOSING HIS JOB

MY GOAT ANGE1 WILL RETIRE AND LIVE A HAPPY LIFE WITH ME WHERE I WILL GIVE HIM BLOWJOBS EVERYDAY!

EVERYONE ELSE IS GOOD THO MAYBE ZYPPAN LEAVES THE TEAM IDK

sen flair

op merchant is back

CNED JUST LOST HID JOB I AM NOT GOING TO LIE IF NRG PLAYS LIKE SHIT THIS YEAR NAVI SHOULD PICK ARDIIS BACK UP CUZ HOLY FUCK CNED HAS BEEN SILENT THIS WHOLE SECOND HALF MY GOD

ngl he needs to wake up he had 16 at half and he has been missing this whole half and if he doesn't show up in OT this game is definitely on him

sen flair

ALTHOUGH STAX IS VERY SEXY AND GOOD LOOKING HE CANNOT OUT CALL ANGE1 AND THIS IS PURELY BECAUSE ANGE1 IS VERY GORGEOUS, STAX IS VERY CUTE BUT NOT AS CUTE AS ANGE1 IF WE LOOK AT ANGE1 YOU CAN SEE HIS BEAUTY AND PROWESS AND THOSE EYEBROWS OMGGGG

AND HE IS REALLY CUTE! HAVE YOU SEEN HIS EYEBROWS? VERY LICKABLE!

DRX IS NOT GOING TO COME BACK MY BABY DADDY ANGE1 IS ABOUT TO CALL THE BEST ROUND OF VALORANT IN HIS LIFE I LOVE YOU ANGE1 CAN I LICK YOUR EYEBROWS PLEASE!

where should I place stax? I think shao should be top 5 I have made some mistakes after further thinking!

1. ANGE1: his hair is luscious and I would like to lick his eyebrows and clean him!
2. Suygetsu: very lovely looking has excellent hair and sexy tattoos!
3. Rb: loving everything about the way this guy looks! he has a very strong chin that I would like to touch one time!
4. cNed: his hair is amazing and I think it suits him very well, I am placing him high because he looks like my ex-girlfriend (he is a bit sexier).
5. Stax: very cool and is very cute when he gets excited after a round win!
6. Shao: something about him is ferocious and makes me very intrigued maybe one day we can be friends and hold hands!
7. Zyppan: seems like a cute guy who would like to get coffee sometime but who knows honestly?
8. MaKo: should be higher but this list was very hard! MaKo looks like he is very dominant and strong!
9. BuZz: Seeing as he is a father(aspas is his son). I think he is far past his prime so I do not want to really fall in love with him anymore! :(
10. Zest: cool guy very clutch he can teach me a few things I would kiss his forehead given the chance!

DRX are very cute and I would like to cuddle with most of the members but NAVI has ANGE1 and I have had the biggest crush on him for a long time! I feel very horny while watching ANGE1 but the entire DRX team is very cute! Does anyone have a suggestion for what I should do!?

FNATIC they are not a high caliber team lol they couldn't win when yay was in the league now that he is out of it they can win lol. I think they will get embarrassed in their first game as boaster will feel flustered in front of the LA crowd. I will be there as well cheering against those frauds.

both teams mid but Stax and Buzz are better than asspas and saadick

what does 0-8 mean and why do you guys keep saying that? you guys are really mean :(

Hi vlr! I met this girl today at starbucks when she had asked for my name. I confidently said Cornelius and she said I had a "lovely" name. I looked toward her breasts to see her name tag and it said "Esmeralda". I thought Esmeralda was a beautiful name and I loved talking to her. Should I ask her to watch VCT with me sometime soon. I am willing to spend 400+ dollars on a ticket to take her to the VCT Champions Finals Game. I am nervous because I don't know if she will be there tomorrow so I will have to go every day until I see her again. If anyone has some advice for me let me know pls! edit (she was a barista so I don't know her work schedule) I don't know if that was obvious lol

pessi a fraud if we are being honest he is nothing without penalty kicks 🤡

Midspas is leaving i fear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeSguEDvveI&ab_channel=EsportsGGVALORANT

Couldn't bother to be in the same room as tuyz I respect it!

wait ur actually fucking stupid if you think this account is fake. holy fuck don't be mad your team got shit on blud. i just found out about this website when I made my account dipshit

Yeah I hate to say it but LOUD is finished. I knew they were done after 2022 champions. They lost their star players (sacy and pancada). They also lost their great coach and are now stuck with Fraud(frod). Tuyz has been lack luster and saadak is a horrible IGL. I'm a little upset that LOUD isn't playing NAVI in lowers because I would have loved to see ANGE1 call circles around saadhak. I think asspass will leave this team and come to a team that is in need of a fragging duelist. If 100t picks him up and drops stellar they can win every upcoming event. I am a SEN fan but we are finished.

I TOLD U GUYS THAT DRX WOULD WIN! FUCK ALL THAT "FLAIR" SHIT YOU GUYS KEEP SAYING TO ME. I AM THE GREATEST PREDICTOR OF ALL TIME. I AM TAKING MY TALENTS TO BETTING AS I HAVE MADE 300 DOLLARS MAX BETTING ON DRX. I WILL DO THE SAME EVERY DAY! #DRXWIN #LOUDSHITTHEBED. Also that loser that said that Brazilian gangs should kill tuyz and cauzin actually needs mental help go report his post.

aspas shit the bed + you need sacy and pancada to win :P

cuz he kangkang is better than aspas and so is buzz

SO WHEN I SAID BUZZ WAS GOING TO FRY ON SPLIT AND ASPAS WASNT GONNA HAVE MORE THAN 15 KILLS I WAS CALLED AN IDIOT BECAUSE HE "IS THE BEST" IN THE WORLD??? LMAOOOOOOOOOO DRX 2-1 (KANGKANG IS BETTAH).

I have taken some time to grasp my composure, I see it now. LOUD got very lucky that game. Aspas is not dropping over 15 this game. Buzz is about to show what true fragging power is. Till this day I have never been wrong. DRX 2-1 and LOUD will win against Liquid because shAts is on that team. DRX and LOUD will both qual.

Is this real? How did LOUD win that omgggg. Dude I bet 250,000 channel points on them dude what the hell, am I fraud? I swear they should not have won can we play this same map 1 more time please!??!

WHAT HAPPENED HELLO??? TAKE THAT YOU IDIOTS! DRX WIN STAX MASTERCLASS ASPAS IS ACTUALLY A BUM IM NOT EVEN LYING HE IS MATCH FIXING! FLAIR THIS FLAIR THAT I AM NEVER WRONG

WHEN LOUD LOSE I WANT AN APOLOGY FROM ALL THE BUMS SAYING I AM 0-8 AND I AM A "FLAIR" WHATEVER THAT MEANS YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU DOUBTED ME STAX MASTERCLASS INCOMING BUMS

If God comes down today and strikes down the entire DRX team. Loud has been playing like ass and has constantly gotten lucky in their recent match ups. Champions was a fluke and everyone back then was a bunch of plumbers and without Sacy and Pancada the team has failed. Even with Zest(10x worse than foxy9) DRX still has more success. You loud fans will watch as DRX 2-0 these frauds.

nAts is just constantly baiting his team LMAO you guys see the scoreboard and think its impact. Look towards a player like soulcas or ange1 and you will see real impact. TL would win if nAts just helped his team once LMAOOOOOO

ANGE1 is still the cutest and best IGL of all time!

ANGE1 is kind of cute, I don't know I think it's his little beard, the way his eyes move and his passion for the game kind of turns me on. I really hope I get to see more of NAVI just for ANGE1. Does anyone know if he showers and if so what kind of shampoo and soap he uses? I still think CNED is a bum and yay would carry this team to a Championship.

they replayed it

I CANT WAIT FOR THAT FRAUD CNED TO BE EXPOSED BY SAYF, STEWIE 2K WILL TAKE CNEDS SPOT AFTER THIS HORRID PERFORMANCE!