bros CHICHOO level playing for DRG

huge disrespect to vo0kashu

btw he got rejected by FNATIC before coming to FUT 💀 (because of language barrier)

contract jail

zombs

thats wrong
we should import brazilian aimers

oh my god this list is horrible

GIANTX 2-1 I TRUST TO PROCESS

Istanbul

Flor has been good but the risk was so huge for someone not even in T2

scouts are here for this bro

not arcane

calgary

im not orange im orangejuice i am a drink😡

hi frogger0_0!

Chet and Victor joining M80? Oh, this is a train wreck so catastrophic it’d make the Titanic look like a minor fender bender. Let’s start with Chet Singh, the self-proclaimed “strategic genius” who’s been riding the coattails of his 2022 OpTic success like it’s a lifetime achievement award. This guy couldn’t coach his way out of a paper bag if you gave him a map and a flashlight. NRG’s 2024 season under his watch? A complete dumpster fire—no playoffs, no international trophies, just a sad little pile of excuses and a suspension to top it off. Violating Riot’s Esports Code of Conduct? Classic Chet move—probably leaked strats to his buddies while sipping overpriced kombucha, thinking he’s untouchable. Now he’s slinking over to M80, a team that’s already on life support after disbanding its roster in September 2024. What’s he gonna do, revive them with his “innovative” ideas? Please. The only thing he’s innovating is new ways to disappoint everyone who still believes in him. M80’s about to get a front-row seat to Chet’s signature blend of overconfidence and underperformance—hope they enjoy watching their win rate plummet faster than a lead balloon.
And then there’s Victor Wong, the once-hyped Neon prodigy who’s been dining out on his 2022 highlights for so long you’d think he invented the game. Newsflash, Vic: the glory days are over, and your aim’s been shakier than a caffeinated chihuahua ever since. Back when he was with OpTic, sure, he had some pop-off moments—those flashy Neon ults were cute—but now? He’s an entry fragger who forgets to entry, a duelist who’d rather hide in spawn than take a fight. His 2024 stint with NRG was a masterclass in mediocrity—couldn’t clutch, couldn’t trade, couldn’t even keep his KDA above water. The guy’s been coasting on nostalgia while the rest of the scene evolved past him. Pairing him with M80 is like putting a rusty cog in a broken machine—except the machine’s already scrapped, and the cog’s just there to make noise. Victor’s probably still dreaming of those old LAN crowds chanting his name, but all he’s getting now is a pity contract from a team desperate enough to take NRG’s leftovers.
Together, these two are a match made in hell for M80. Chet’s going to roll in with his outdated playbook—probably some dusty strats from 2021 he found in a Google Doc titled “How to Lose Friends and Alienate Teammates.” He’ll bark orders like he’s still relevant, while Victor nods along, whiffing shots and pretending he’s still got it. The rest of the M80 roster—if you can even call it that after their disbandment—will be stuck wondering how they went from Tier 2 hopefuls to a laughingstock overnight. Opponents won’t even need to prep; they’ll just let Chet overthink himself into a corner and watch Victor whiff his way through every duel. This duo’s synergy is about as real as a unicorn riding a skateboard—nonexistent and ridiculous to even imagine. M80’s legacy, whatever scraps of it were left, is about to get buried under Chet’s ego and Victor’s inconsistency. They’ll be lucky to win a single map, let alone a series, in whatever low-rent circuit they end up slumming it in. Honestly, the only thing this move guarantees is a highlight reel of fails so embarrassing it’ll make the Valorant community cringe for years. Good luck, M80—you’re gonna need it with these two clowns on board.

i dont believe horoscopes but lets start with me
gemini

you are in vlr

flag + flair

shanghai

leipzig?

+

eg 2-1

berlin (might be hamburg too)

Chet and Victor joining M80? Oh, this is a train wreck so catastrophic it’d make the Titanic look like a minor fender bender. Let’s start with Chet Singh, the self-proclaimed “strategic genius” who’s been riding the coattails of his 2022 OpTic success like it’s a lifetime achievement award. This guy couldn’t coach his way out of a paper bag if you gave him a map and a flashlight. NRG’s 2024 season under his watch? A complete dumpster fire—no playoffs, no international trophies, just a sad little pile of excuses and a suspension to top it off. Violating Riot’s Esports Code of Conduct? Classic Chet move—probably leaked strats to his buddies while sipping overpriced kombucha, thinking he’s untouchable. Now he’s slinking over to M80, a team that’s already on life support after disbanding its roster in September 2024. What’s he gonna do, revive them with his “innovative” ideas? Please. The only thing he’s innovating is new ways to disappoint everyone who still believes in him. M80’s about to get a front-row seat to Chet’s signature blend of overconfidence and underperformance—hope they enjoy watching their win rate plummet faster than a lead balloon.
And then there’s Victor Wong, the once-hyped Neon prodigy who’s been dining out on his 2022 highlights for so long you’d think he invented the game. Newsflash, Vic: the glory days are over, and your aim’s been shakier than a caffeinated chihuahua ever since. Back when he was with OpTic, sure, he had some pop-off moments—those flashy Neon ults were cute—but now? He’s an entry fragger who forgets to entry, a duelist who’d rather hide in spawn than take a fight. His 2024 stint with NRG was a masterclass in mediocrity—couldn’t clutch, couldn’t trade, couldn’t even keep his KDA above water. The guy’s been coasting on nostalgia while the rest of the scene evolved past him. Pairing him with M80 is like putting a rusty cog in a broken machine—except the machine’s already scrapped, and the cog’s just there to make noise. Victor’s probably still dreaming of those old LAN crowds chanting his name, but all he’s getting now is a pity contract from a team desperate enough to take NRG’s leftovers.
Together, these two are a match made in hell for M80. Chet’s going to roll in with his outdated playbook—probably some dusty strats from 2021 he found in a Google Doc titled “How to Lose Friends and Alienate Teammates.” He’ll bark orders like he’s still relevant, while Victor nods along, whiffing shots and pretending he’s still got it. The rest of the M80 roster—if you can even call it that after their disbandment—will be stuck wondering how they went from Tier 2 hopefuls to a laughingstock overnight. Opponents won’t even need to prep; they’ll just let Chet overthink himself into a corner and watch Victor whiff his way through every duel. This duo’s synergy is about as real as a unicorn riding a skateboard—nonexistent and ridiculous to even imagine. M80’s legacy, whatever scraps of it were left, is about to get buried under Chet’s ego and Victor’s inconsistency. They’ll be lucky to win a single map, let alone a series, in whatever low-rent circuit they end up slumming it in. Honestly, the only thing this move guarantees is a highlight reel of fails so embarrassing it’ll make the Valorant community cringe for years. Good luck, M80—you’re gonna need it with these two clowns on board.

idk

fut

vancouver?

Chet and Victor joining M80? Oh, this is a train wreck so catastrophic it’d make the Titanic look like a minor fender bender. Let’s start with Chet Singh, the self-proclaimed “strategic genius” who’s been riding the coattails of his 2022 OpTic success like it’s a lifetime achievement award. This guy couldn’t coach his way out of a paper bag if you gave him a map and a flashlight. NRG’s 2024 season under his watch? A complete dumpster fire—no playoffs, no international trophies, just a sad little pile of excuses and a suspension to top it off. Violating Riot’s Esports Code of Conduct? Classic Chet move—probably leaked strats to his buddies while sipping overpriced kombucha, thinking he’s untouchable. Now he’s slinking over to M80, a team that’s already on life support after disbanding its roster in September 2024. What’s he gonna do, revive them with his “innovative” ideas? Please. The only thing he’s innovating is new ways to disappoint everyone who still believes in him. M80’s about to get a front-row seat to Chet’s signature blend of overconfidence and underperformance—hope they enjoy watching their win rate plummet faster than a lead balloon.
And then there’s Victor Wong, the once-hyped Neon prodigy who’s been dining out on his 2022 highlights for so long you’d think he invented the game. Newsflash, Vic: the glory days are over, and your aim’s been shakier than a caffeinated chihuahua ever since. Back when he was with OpTic, sure, he had some pop-off moments—those flashy Neon ults were cute—but now? He’s an entry fragger who forgets to entry, a duelist who’d rather hide in spawn than take a fight. His 2024 stint with NRG was a masterclass in mediocrity—couldn’t clutch, couldn’t trade, couldn’t even keep his KDA above water. The guy’s been coasting on nostalgia while the rest of the scene evolved past him. Pairing him with M80 is like putting a rusty cog in a broken machine—except the machine’s already scrapped, and the cog’s just there to make noise. Victor’s probably still dreaming of those old LAN crowds chanting his name, but all he’s getting now is a pity contract from a team desperate enough to take NRG’s leftovers.
Together, these two are a match made in hell for M80. Chet’s going to roll in with his outdated playbook—probably some dusty strats from 2021 he found in a Google Doc titled “How to Lose Friends and Alienate Teammates.” He’ll bark orders like he’s still relevant, while Victor nods along, whiffing shots and pretending he’s still got it. The rest of the M80 roster—if you can even call it that after their disbandment—will be stuck wondering how they went from Tier 2 hopefuls to a laughingstock overnight. Opponents won’t even need to prep; they’ll just let Chet overthink himself into a corner and watch Victor whiff his way through every duel. This duo’s synergy is about as real as a unicorn riding a skateboard—nonexistent and ridiculous to even imagine. M80’s legacy, whatever scraps of it were left, is about to get buried under Chet’s ego and Victor’s inconsistency. They’ll be lucky to win a single map, let alone a series, in whatever low-rent circuit they end up slumming it in. Honestly, the only thing this move guarantees is a highlight reel of fails so embarrassing it’ll make the Valorant community cringe for years. Good luck, M80—you’re gonna need it with these two clowns on board.

bad days have passed now worse days are coming

kolkata

san jose del monte?

minneapolis?

brandenburg?

Davao city

kansas city

easy one
riga

bogota?

magdeburg?

can we spread fake news to teams that should be relegated?
like not paying salaries to players 💀

no googling
augsburg?

brussels
because most of the migrants lives there

new york

just disband the whole team and make a troll roster

bump

champions 2023 eg was different

ludhiana?

i really wonder that
why do you support Inter? is that because you are from milan or anything else?
i support spurs and galatasaray because when i was 7 or 8 years old i was watching tv 24 hours
and there was a channel broadcasting football matches and before i was going to school in the morning that channel was giving match highlights of teams
and i was always seeing tottenham

its galatasaray and spurs

not in big 5 leagues
but yes they are

are you fat? (serious question)

disband all of the roster
ardiis
zombs
FNS
whzy
random person from vlr

make this roster real at least we can have some fun while watching