thats raze nade sound bro
Flag: | Sweden |
Registered: | January 24, 2025 |
Last post: | August 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM |
Posts: | 1728 |
somehow pipson gonna manage to lose
idk ace but zeek's 1hp 4k was insane against gambit
i really liked that lmao
dont worry fns is the smartest igl in the world im pretty sure he has a plan
SURELY RIGHT? SURELY
rarga (duelist)
chronicle (flex)
nAts (igl- sentinel)
Cloud (initator)
demon1 (smoke)
wtf they talk chinese?
how does vookashu understand?
there is no need to vcl turkey
just promote bbl pcific
Aspas, the so-called Valorant prodigy, is a walking disaster who’s somehow convinced the world he’s a top-tier player when he’s really just a glorified highlight reel with the game sense of a potato on a power trip. This man’s out here popping off like he’s cracked, but it’s all a mirage—his aim’s a coin toss, either he’s frying or he’s whiffing harder than a blindfolded toddler swinging at a piñata, and there’s no in-between. He charges into fights like a brainrot-fueled TikTok warrior yelling “YEET,” only to get smoked by some random Omen who’s been chilling in a corner since the Icebox rework, leaving his team to 4v5 while he’s spamming “lag” in all chat like a true sigma copium addict. His decision-making is so cooked it’s basically a microwave meal gone wrong—overheated, underthought, and leaving everyone around him starving for a clutch he’ll never deliver. Bro’s got the adaptability of a brick wall; when his Plan A of “run in and click heads” fails, he just sits there like a stunned NPC, waiting for his Reyna to Leer him out of the mess he made. Leviatán tried to babysit this man’s ego, but even they couldn’t stop him from turning every match into a 1v9 montage fail—LOUD only won because they built a whole system to carry his “main character syndrome” ass, and he still found ways to fumble the bag. He’s got this passive-aggressive playstyle that’s peak brainrot, lurking for trades like a Discord kitten waiting for a simp to save her, instead of stepping up and making plays like a real pro. Fans hype his “raw talent,” but let’s be fr—those clips are just him stat-padding against tier-two teams while he gets farmed by any duelist with a pulse and a functioning frontal lobe. Aspas isn’t elite; he’s a vibes merchant riding a wave of hype, a walking “L” with a pro jersey, and the only thing he’s mastered is making me want to uninstall every time he throws another round with his “skibidi toilet” energy. He’s not a goat, he’s a sheep in a crosshair costume, and the sooner we stop gassing him up, the sooner we can all stop pretending he’s anything more than a mid-tier fraud with good PR.
fluke2 wont get a win in toronto
his career ruined in global esports
kr1stal is the next
my concentration span is not enough to read this
if you marry with her your child gonna be a person like p00pson