I'm Plat, ever heard of rank reset?

I'm actually Plat but rank reset threw me down

Bro WHY IS EVERYONE BEAMING HEADSHOTS FROM ACROSS THE MAP IN FUCKING SILVER WTF IS THIS GAME RIOT FIX YOUR DOGSHIT ASS RANKED SYSTEM YOU FUCKING LAZY ASS SHITHEADS

5 YEARS IN AND CAN'T EVEN DO RANK RESETS PROPERLY

Is it just me or it feels like they're being hella overworked this year?

Pilski and BigTime are the only analysts and they basically have to show up everyday. Achilios-Paperthin and Quack-Komodo are the only casters, and they cast two games a day. In fact, Achilios and Paperthin also casted EWC, and not even 3 days later they had to cast Pacific, and they've casted 4 days in the super week for some reason instead of it being evenly split between the other caster duo.

In 2023 and 2024 we had way more casters and analysts and it felt like people weren't having a burden on their shoulders.

Look at Americas and EMEA. They have like 3-4 caster duos and each caster duo only casts one game for the day they're assigned. It's the same with the analyst desk as well. People actually have time off over there.

BuZz bouta flame Persia for not smoking heaven or shooting his gun

And Sylvan gonna absolutely fry on Gen.G because he finally gets a team that treats him like a human

What God did they pray to for this type of performance in Stage 2?

Chronicle will always be the GOAT

Does bro only have "Meu deeeuuus" and "Uuuumaaa maaaquinaaa" whenever someone clutches up or gets an ace?

Brother nAts is already on a good team lmao

spike 🇧🇷 or Dambi 🇰🇷

By spike not being there for them in Stage 1

With the way they've been playing, I extremely doubt it lol

RRQ just look lost in this current meta

LMAO it feels so good to return the toxicity back

I remember when people would downplay f0rsakeN as a player so much by saying "How many trophies does he have"?

He's reaching kaajak levels of good on that agent ngl

Also thank god he's stopped using the Gaia Vandal. He's now hitting his shots with the default / RGX one.

something in Ranked is just a different beast ngl
He was THE #1 APAC player before primmie

Chinese players just go through the English dictionary, pick a random word and go "Fuck it, I'm slowly"

-TMV

Real ball knowers know that TYLOO were like the 3rd/4th best team in China at one point, and they had a dude named SORRYMYBAD who was ironically one of their best players

PRX vs DFM has the potential to be a banger 3-map game like in Stage 1, or an absolute beatdown by PRX 2-0

Just hope it's not the latter

VCT CN is just a bunch of surprises, not promises

Every now and then you'll see upsets and deep runs by teams you would have predicted to go out the earliest, but never consistently good teams that can pose a threat to the other regions every time they make an international event.

The only team that was consistently good was EDG, and they aren't as good anymore, so unless we get a team that can be an EDG, China will never show consistency on the global stage.

Do they go 5-0 in the group stage? Because then they'll have to play a mentally dead Boom, a clueless ZETA, and an inconsistent TALON. I'm sure they're good enough to beat all of them, except I have my doubts about the TALON game as the players can just wake up and diff PRX left and right.

DFM in my opinion could pose a threat if Meiy and Jinboong play the way they did against ZETA. Not to mention Akame is lowkey the GOAT, and somehow DFM become prime Gambit when they play PRX.

It's a reference to the way 100T played against Acend at Masters Berlin in 2021 on Breeze, where 100T were actively trying to avoid going to the site held by cNed since they were getting absolutely destroyed by him
In the end 100T came back and beat Acend 14-12 to make the semi finals, and that strat proved to be mighty effective

primmie can speak decent English for comms

Ikr I swear this mf is the most protected player in all of Valorant

Even Chronicle or nAts aren't this protected bruh, you will see some people thrash on them if they play bad, but for Dambi he can go -20 and people will justify it by saying "He's not the fragger of the team anyways" like please sybau

Why do some accomplished players break down in tears when they lose a grand final?

Faker against SSG in 2017 Worlds (he had won three worlds by that time)

Boaster against PRX at Toronto (only IGL with two trophies and multiple grand finals appearances)

Serena Williams at US Open 2018 Final (she had won 23 Grand Slam titles before that)

Like brother you've already accomplished so much, and everyone recognises you as the best in your line of work lmao

Not winning a Championship once doesn't mean your past accolades are gonna be completely invalidated

PRX ban Corrode
DFM ban Bind
PRX pick Lotus
DFM pick Haven
PRX ban Ascent
DFM ban Sunset
Icebox remains

This is what I think the veto is gonna look like, and if you ask me, PRX are gonna destroy DFM on Lotus, lose a close Haven, and win Icebox 13-7 or 13-8. However, PRX could just end up winning Haven if they get a good enough lead on their defense, or if they get enough attacking rounds, given that they're playing the Waylay Yoru comp of course...

How does he ONLY get a 2.23 with 509 ACS, 302 ADR and 85% KAST?????

THAT PERFORMANCE DESERVES AT LEAST A 3

Title

delz1k, Dambi, yosemite and Spitfires

Autumn flaming Sylvan for apparently "not hitting his shots" and BuZz flaming Sylvan for "not holding heaven" when iZu was clearly holding heaven and was at fault for taking a risky angle and not hitting his OP shot
Basically showing that BuZz is a chronic tilter and Autumn has no idea what to do as a coach, and that they're constantly blaming Sylvan instead of treating situations maturely, like Meteor who takes Sylvan's side and tells Autumn, the coach HIMSELF, that iZu missed his shot and that's what caused the round loss.

NOOOOOO MY TEAM'S GOT TO PLAY A FULL 5V5 NOW FUCK

"Bro bro I swear bro these guys bro, they are cooking me bro, bro I can't do this shit anymore bro, put me on Jett and I'll fokin farrrm these guys bro"

SHIBAL TAE-OH WAE PEEKING????

NOOOOO MY FREE 1V1 AND MY FREE WIN

This has got to be one of the worst decisions by him

Imagine putting your fragging sentinel / duelist main on an agent that's supposed to be played by a supportive player. Even FNC tried with Alfajer on Tejo, and it didn't work, so they resorted to not making him play that agent, and look how much he's fragging...

Actually terrorism bro how does this guy still have a job?

I know invy is a super good player, but dude cut PatMen some slack. It's his first year in tier 1, and so far he's done decent. One bad game doesn't call for cutting him from the team smh
If anything he can be the next invy given some time in tier 1. He's mighty talented

f0rsakeN looks like he's gonna pass out any time

PRX were jet lagged, lacking preparation on Bind and Corrode, literally played their PERMABAN... and T1 couldn't take a MAP off them, let alone win the series...

Actually make roster moves next season T1, and it must start with kicking Autumn. I swear this guy is Elmapuddy level shit. He only won Bangkok cuz his team had multiple hero plays

BuZz : SHIBAL SAEKKIDEUL I GET 33 KILLS AND STILL LOSE AGHHHHH DH FUCK YOU METEOR FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

Autumn : SYLVAN THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU DUMBASS

Sylvan : ...

Is BuZz toxic yet?
Has stax tilted yet?
Is Autumn blaming DH now?

Even xeus and qRaxs?

#JusticeForSylvan
#BestSupportivePlayerAtBangkok
#FireAutumn

MrFaliN and cNed can speak English. They can just translate it to the rest of the team

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

r/beatmetoit

Excuse? They are literally gonna be wrecked af from jet lag and lack of practice on the maps coming in. That's a valid "excuse" for them not winning today.

If PRX didn't take part in EWC and flew straight back to Seoul after Toronto, T1 would genuinely be crushed alive by them

Damn you love him that much?

Something tells me you didn't get the reference lol

He's probably being paid huge bucks at T1 so I don't think so, but yeah maybe he misses the atmosphere at Gen.G. I'd imagine a team with t3xture has a good vibe all around. Right now bro has a toxic workplace lol

Now if T1 lose tomorrow it's gonna be even more hilarious 💀

Also FrosT, you got your much needed evidence... Expose these Korean frauds

ts pmo icl