VLR formula : instantly kick the lowest rated player regardless of whether they've been playing well or not

Riot hasn't glazed China and Korea enough, let them do that, and maybe you'll get Moscow servers idk

He gave Jack Etienne the slop every year

TenZ has played Outlast Trials on stream instead of Valorant once. Outlast Trials Valorant killer guys!!!

So, are they gonna play in GC Championship next year or...

Meh, I could see them even placing 7th if I'm being honest, but they could also finish top 3

But for now they're middle of the pack cuz PRX, T1, GEN, DRX and potentially TLN are better than them at the moment

You don't understand

The TLN players have a humiliation kink, they like it when Frost openly shit talks them

CN overall has the best Ascension teams ngl

Both DRG and XLG in the top 6 is crazy considering how the Ascension teams in other regions (aside from G2) are middle of the pack or bottom feeders

Newzera dropped 6 kills against VIT in 2023

Nah bro I don't think I'm that good

Was about to say, "Bruh it's literally the Gentle Mates logo" then realised that this was a troll edit

So we're now justifying bad performances? Got it

Bro have you seen how good he was in 2023? He's literally a shadow of what he was

I blame something for this

He straight up lost them Split with 3 horrendous ints

If anything he needs to go cuz he's lost his old form and is so shit now I can't even make things up

And PRX are still lost as ever, and int every single round and feed like crazy

WE GOT BABY!! SIU FAT BABY!!!

HE'LL KILL YOU SUPER FAST! HE'S BETTER THAN ASPAS!!

WE GOT SIU FAT BABY!!!

Bro called CB 'cheating bastard' 💀💀💀💀

Bruh I was losing it watching Wolves throw every man advantage post plant on Split, and watching Sideshow's costream made it even funnier with TMV malding in the Discord call 😭

I SWEAR I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD SINCE KC '23

Yes, they lost saadhak and Less. Yes, v1nny is not as good of an IGL compared to saadhak.

But at its core, LOUD is still one heck of a team. Cauanzin is still amazing, pANcada hasn't lost his touch, dgzin has been one of the most talented BR players since 2022, and tuyz is also a decent player.

People are underestimating the firepower of this team, and it's evident from their games against EG and even KRU, both of which they won 2-0. Let them cook!

They have similar playstyles but somehow NS plays the game the way PRX used to play in 2023. Great aggro set plays and good discipline to not give away their lives in crucial moments (aside from Dambi but every team has one crackhead). Also not to mention Jinggg was basically a Raze version of Dambi, someone who would fearlessly enter onto site and make a lot of aggressive plays, regardless of whether they work or not.

PRX nowadays have very poor discipline and take way too many careless fights, especially f0rsakeN. Even though the set plays are there, they can't chill when required, which NS does. They have great backup to clean up the rest of the round in Persia, Francis, Ivy and margaret. It would be a fun matchup between both these teams ngl

As a PRX fan I've got to say, they are generational feeders and lack the discipline required to beat T1

T1 takes this 2-1 easily

Xtra Large Gooning is crazy 💀

Something TMV or Sideshow would come up

FURIA's stand-in roster, which was supposed to be a walk in the park for 2G, beat them 2-0??!!

Ok forget all that, HOW THE FUCK DID NRG LOSE 2-0 TO FUCKING CLOUD9 OF ALL TEAMS MAN???!!!!

Surely this is some sorta match fixing, I won't believe the results

Chill, she's not Kyedae

Buddy I meant it as a joke cuz he has the word 'bat' in his name

Also batshit isn't even a negative word lmao it just means crazy

Did he switch souls with MaKo for time being?

LewN and sociablEE masterclass incoming

LOW TAPER FADE

Those 💪

They're 5CM away from Bangkok

Bro almost went negative overall in the series, farming huh?

batshit ujnax

Lost to Boom Esports in Face Off and Boom Esports are projected 12th in Pacific by many experts LOL

This team has inexperience all around and it will haunt them

Sayf is gonna have a mental breakdown after one bad map, ruining the team environment (also bro's never IGLed in his life so basically what Ethan was to NRG)

K0cks is still a mid player

Less gonna struggle with English comms

The only people that can save this team from replicating 2024 NRG are Derke and trexx

Mark my words

English, Hindi and French

EMEA - VIT (trust me this is just 2024 NRG but EMEA)

AMER - C9 (troll org trying to go winless this year)

PAC - GE (picked up some random ahh tier 2 PH players, and PH sucks as a sub-region in Pacific)

CN - idk 9/12 teams are shit anyways doesn't matter

Meteor is so much better

Plat Chat members are either braindead af or biased mfs

Rossy
Victor
BcJ
sym
Paincakes

Drop yours

If VCT Pacific can do this then what's stopping Riot from hosting VCT Americas or a part of VCT Americas in LATAM / BR?

Not me thinking he's Pakistani with a German citizenship 😭

Kickoff : Goes 0-2 and eliminated early

Stage 1 : Barely makes playoffs, goes out early in playoffs (maybe the first round of playoffs are gonna be single elim so there's that)

Stage 2 : Makes playoffs, actually BEATS someone in playoffs, but loses twice and that's the year done

Cut him some slack, he's the IGL of the team

Eh... I mean look at XLG
Their comms are majority English and they only switch to Mandarin if Rarga is dead or something

I'm assuming they know enough to be able to comm

Bro's back must be hurting by how much he carries the whole of DRG every game lol

Like it doesn't matter if it's a bad team or a good team they're up against, he always top frags

His 5CM sword9 is slowly but surely making me go o0o0o

Nutchapon Matarat, I will remember you nutting on your opponents 😢

I swear it would take 15 minutes to break a tower
They were just that bad lol

Just to let you know, LoL Esports used to have a league in Russia called the LCL, and there was a team called Vaevictus Esports which was an all female team, and I kid you not, they went 0-34 across the whole season they played in, and got relegated cuz of how shit they were. For reference, they literally lost a game in less than 15 minutes, and in one of their games had a kill gap of 50 (game ended 52-2) 💀

You can pretty much get the idea of what would happen if there was an all female team in tier 1 Valorant

Most likely China or Pacific cuz Americas and EMEA are known for not experimenting with new agents