W. However, GenG?
#LOUD

Title: "Fnatic’s Valorant Strats Leaked: Is Boaster Actually a Bot?"

Hey VLR.gg community,

So, I've been doing some deep undercover investigation (read: scrolling through Twitter at 3 AM), and I think I’ve cracked the code behind Fnatic’s “success” in Valorant. Brace yourselves, because this is some next-level conspiracy theory stuff:

1. Boaster’s Dance Moves: Has anyone else noticed that Boaster’s pre-game dances look suspiciously like the Konami Code? Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start – no wonder they keep winning. Dude’s secretly inputting cheat codes before every match. Someone check his USB drive for Dance Dance Revolution files.

2. Derke’s Aimbot?: Remember that time Derke hit a no-scope headshot through a wall while doing a 360 spin? Yeah, me neither, because my brain fried trying to comprehend it. Pretty sure he’s got a direct neural link to Elon Musk’s AI. Either that, or he sold his soul for headshot percentages. We need an exorcism in the Fnatic HQ, stat.

3. Alfajer’s Flanks: Honestly, does this guy have a clone or what? He’s everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Blink and he’s behind you. I’m starting to think he’s figured out how to break the fourth wall and jump into other players’ monitors. Someone needs to nerf this man’s Wi-Fi connection.

4. Mistic’s Tech Support: Ever notice how Mistic is always the one fixing tech issues on stream? Coincidence? I think not. He’s clearly the team’s secret IT guy, making sure their opponents' ping spikes at crucial moments. Bet he’s got a side hustle as a hacker for hire.

5. Fnatic’s “Tactics”: Their strat book is actually just a collection of random memes and tweets from Boaster. “When in doubt, YOLO rush B.” It’s like they’re playing Valorant on hard mode, with a strategy guide written by a drunk Shakespeare.

In conclusion, Fnatic’s rise to the top can only be explained by supernatural forces, cheat codes, and possibly a deal with some tech-savvy demons. GG, Fnatic, GG.

P.S. If any Fnatic players read this, just know it's all in good fun. Or is it? 🤔

#Fnatic #Valorant #ConspiracyTheory #BoasterBot #DerkeAI #AlfajerClones #MisticHacker #MemesOverStrats

loud and sen are the only ones who can save americas now every other team is shit

#LOUDWORLD #SENCITY
#GREEN #RED
#BRAZIL
#USA

bro coped my post

Breaking News: Valorant Agents Demand Buffs to Survive Ranked Solo Queue

In an unprecedented move, the agents of Valorant have gone on strike, demanding buffs to survive the terrors of ranked solo queue. Jett was seen dashing away with a protest sign that read, "More Dash, Less Trash!" while Phoenix tried to set fire to the matchmaking algorithm.

Sage, usually the calm and collected healer, had this to say: "I can revive teammates, but not their broken spirits after a 13-0 loss. We need better matchmaking, not just my healing orb."

Brimstone added fuel to the fire with his ultimatum: "Give us better comms or I’ll smoke off the entire map indefinitely."

Riot Games responded with a statement saying they are looking into the demands but reminded the agents that "dodging" is not a viable strategy in real life. Meanwhile, Omen has been spotted lurking in the shadows, whispering, "I am everywhere... except in your team comms."

Stay tuned for more updates as this situation develops, and remember, folks, don't be the Reyna who lurks in spawn – your team needs you!

#Valorant #Ranked #AgentStrike #BuffUsPlz

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crow if you want to be annoying,
spike is you like passive,
leon is most fun but also weakest imo

bro

Not necessarily

zekken, tenz, cryocells, woot, benjyfishy, t3xture

GENG and SEN should 3/1 or 3/2 depending if fracture is being played

goated duo

demon1 kinda fell off, other than that i agree

Teams Qualifying:
AMER: SEN, 100T, G2, EG
EMEA: TH, FNC, NAVI, KC/VIT
APAC: GENG, PRX, DRX, RRQ
CN: FPX, EDG, 2 other teams idgaf they are not winning

Hot take:
NRG won't qualify because they simply lack firepower. Although s0m is back, they need an addition guy. Kind of like Marved & Yay. Also they have far less time compared to a lot of the other teams.

This is probably the most stack champions we've seen yet, and is also going to be the most hype imo. So many cool storylines.

Question:
Do you think the Champions bundle will be a Vandal or Phantom?

flair 0/8

SAME LOOLLLL. master shanghai was perfect except sen not winning. but all the outcomes were perfect

Americas: SEN, 100T, NRG, EG
Pacific: GENG, PRX, RRQ, T1
EMEA: FNC, KC, TH, NAVI
CN: EDG, FPX, Trace, DRX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLyuQW9gDrk

baited.

zekken is a great neon as well

stfu, he's goated

Ok

bri

yes u are

bro is a fucking schrizo bumoping his own post

no one asked

bro said "vanity" lmao

I AGREE

1600 * .14

Peak Immo 3
Current Asc 3

no one

tf?

no

i agree

stfu, ur team getting grouped at shanghai

AceGamer30 - elon musk (he's my goat and idol)
Asuuna_Yuuki - donald trump
kirya - caseoh
trembolonaRage - jordan peterson
thenutriosousPro - average fatass
BabySasuke - Andrew Tate (provided by the goat HenBaby)
sugoiiuwu= 4channer

gib more

bro forgot me

huh?

yes

good shit

bro, stop commenting im not trying to go broke bois

also why are the sen fans turning on us, you guys are traitors

this post

job security, one moment you do bad, ur off the team. you have around 3 months max, and if you do bad, your stock is hurt, and your stream/content is hurt as you weren't consistent with it, and people won't look up to you.

bro switched up the flairs lmao

i agree. W AceGamer30

I love saadhak.

prx free money

i agree with this, ethan doesn't deserve to be on this damn list, he's a shitting kayo atm

SWE

i got a perfect score last year, hit me

Since NRG is a decently rich org:

Remove chet, and get a coach who is like potter, good antistratter while boosting morale. Perhaps mCe.

Victor? You can't get rid of him, he practically carried during Split 1. Raze/Sentinel
Crashies? You can't get rid of him if you don't get rid of Victor. Intiator
Ethan? Move to flex, and not IGL. Flex
Demon1? Move to Sentinel position/Jett
Grab an IGL who can play Viper/Smokes

START PLAYING MORE RANKED. I SEE NONE OF YOU GUYS TOP 100

#AheadOfTheCurve

:3

stfu bum