mrGoudas
Country: Albania
Registered: July 2, 2022
Last post: October 6, 2023 at 11:42 AM
Posts: 3165
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Not in uppers cause they didnt play against drx edg in playoffs ๐Ÿคฃ

posted 8 months ago

You should wear a mask i havent cleaned under my bed since 2011

posted 8 months ago

Subhuman mutts are expected to win vcc season5

posted 8 months ago

Jett dash and smoke nerfs are fine
Breach and sova nerfs are dumb asf and not needed at all
Rest are fine iguess

posted 8 months ago

I just went there and you were nowhere to be found. Lying is not cool

posted 8 months ago

Who are you bro ๐Ÿคจ

posted 8 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconscious. When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences, how is that even possible???

posted 8 months ago

her ult wasnt even the reason she's S tier

posted 8 months ago

I'm here to answer your questions regarding the upcoming patch and future agent balances.

Are you guys braindead?

posted 8 months ago

pretty sure it deals 10 dmg per second and still explodes in the end

posted 8 months ago

his mosh pit still deals the same dmg when it explodes

posted 8 months ago

cant wait for sovas recon to ping 0 times in the next patch notes

posted 8 months ago

saadhak >>>>>>>> fns

posted 8 months ago

What did they do again ๐Ÿ’€

posted 8 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i read this message

posted 8 months ago

Nice flag ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚

posted 8 months ago

Whats your discord btw ๐Ÿคฃ

posted 8 months ago

Goudass

posted 8 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 8 months ago

No ๐Ÿ—ฟ

posted 8 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 8 months ago

Does navi count?

posted 8 months ago

-stax +Goudas -mako +BackoxyXD

posted 8 months ago

Derke chronicle leo alfajer goatster

posted 8 months ago

Okobotro ๐Ÿ—ฟ

posted 8 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 8 months ago

The second best team of the year (kcorp) isnt on champs tho

posted 8 months ago

qraxs

posted 8 months ago

Im not streaming

posted 8 months ago

Water ๐Ÿ—ฟ

posted 8 months ago

Loud 2 0
Fnc 2 0

posted 8 months ago

Loud are gonna shitstomp edg and fnc are gonna shitstomp drx

posted 8 months ago

Lets use the same logic and say that the lockin finals should have ended 3-1 cause fnatic choked hard on lotus and should have won it, what now?

posted 8 months ago

Ethan is way better than jawgemo

posted 8 months ago

Back in my day

posted 8 months ago

Paper rex jersey, wouldn't recommend ๐Ÿ—ฟ

posted 8 months ago

least obvious fake flagger, thinks the word retard is a slur kkkkkkk

posted 8 months ago

i wholeheartedly agree

posted 8 months ago

i will thank you, feels good knowing that fut would be top 2 in shitmericas (below loud)

posted 8 months ago

cause chadhaak anti stratted the shit out of them but it wont happen a second time

posted 8 months ago

sentinels would go 0-4 just like kru

posted 8 months ago

they will not go to LB cause they will not make playoffs

posted 8 months ago

they're not weaker cause they're weak teams. They're weaker cause FNC and Alfa are better

posted 8 months ago

they could definitely win vs blg edg and have high chances of winning vs eg and drx

posted 8 months ago

every team is good but there are good teams and then there are contenders, not every match between teams in playoffs is 50 50

posted 8 months ago

cause they're playing versus the 2 best teams of the tournament

posted 8 months ago

reaching bronze 2 should be enough to get into sentinels ngl

posted 8 months ago

giants wouldnt be better than fut. i can understand thinking that about navi

posted 8 months ago

me when Richie the retarded ghost takes possession of my body

posted 8 months ago
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