mrGoudas
Flag: Albania
Registered: July 2, 2022
Last post: October 6, 2023 at 11:42 AM
Posts: 3165
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honestly they should start kissing his feet and begging him to come to their dogshit americas region, maybe the best igl in the world can make some actual contender teams there

posted about 2 years ago

they need an EU player to stay relevant honestly

posted about 2 years ago

would make them best in the region

posted about 2 years ago
  • this team just makes the game unfun to watch*
    this team is a lot of fun to watch for me, why are you generalizing the whole valorant audience saying that watching fnc dominate is boring?
posted about 2 years ago

and what would happen after that? you get a new team thats gonna win everything forever and you still get crying vlr users, you cant avoid them

posted about 2 years ago

holy shit no one cares stop crying, we've been talking so long about a team capable of winning 2 majors in a row and making an era and now that we finally have one everyone is bitching about it

posted about 2 years ago

the chamber merchant? derke owns him in every single aspect

posted about 2 years ago

not really funny but you do you

posted about 2 years ago

been looking like that for a while

posted about 2 years ago

the thing is it started as baits, but now people actually believe it, they genuinely believe that a team like liquid or navi would be bottom 4-5 in americas :skull: and that pacific is a more competitive region than emea

posted about 2 years ago

you're bringing us a bad image stfu

posted about 2 years ago

classic na after getting rawdogged on every esports

posted about 2 years ago

? dont know where you've been in the last year cause there were more than 200 threads daily just to shit on emea

posted about 2 years ago

classic ameritards

posted about 2 years ago

cry, i can already tell he showed it to the whole team and they laughed their ass off, ardiis still hasnt reacted tho

posted about 2 years ago

Time for goudas to grind for 2024 champions

posted about 2 years ago

No na teams can win champs while fnc is here

posted about 2 years ago

Munou no nana

posted about 2 years ago

.

posted about 2 years ago

Pretty sure everyone was making threads about the war and not acend

posted about 2 years ago

Thoughts on this?

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about 2 years ago

Lmao if kcorp was in americas they'd be in tokyo instead of eg, nice little cope u got going on tho

posted about 2 years ago

Where c9?

posted about 2 years ago

Still would get owned

posted about 2 years ago

Where are you

posted about 2 years ago

Navi and kcorp

posted about 2 years ago

Nrg flair 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

posted about 2 years ago

Stop kicking them bro, they're already dead

posted about 2 years ago

mrGoudass 🗿

posted about 2 years ago

Fnc vs prx grand finals 🙏

posted about 2 years ago

Good players but not a superteam

posted about 2 years ago

Na doesnt have any talent to match fnatic, you can try all you want but im the end you'll only end up crying

posted about 2 years ago

Fut first time international could be excused but yea i dont want to see NAVI like this ever again

posted about 2 years ago

Thats a huge if but yes

posted about 2 years ago

The thing is teams know how the game should be played now, any t2 team rn could win iceland like sen, fnc being on top of the world rn is a much bigger achievement

posted about 2 years ago

Chronicle > NA

posted about 2 years ago

Brazilians

posted about 2 years ago

I was ready to throw some hate but you're retarded ngl

posted about 2 years ago

No team was competitive then means all teams were shit
No team is competitive WITH fnc rn means fnc is ahead of everyone else

posted about 2 years ago

Nerfed cause they play in a dogshit region and got outclassed by international competition

posted about 2 years ago

Racist 😠

posted about 2 years ago

I feel like derke plays more for his team to shine and not himself, with raze some times he just entries site to get baited and traded instantly

posted about 2 years ago

Lost to pubg streamer 🤣

posted about 2 years ago

flair

posted about 2 years ago

I mean a 10minute routine before the games could be enough for u, just go to the range and shoot heads while listening to music

posted about 2 years ago

240hz and still dia2

posted about 2 years ago

You're a bot

posted about 2 years ago

U got 13 2'd by navi, pipe down

posted about 2 years ago

They are braindead bro, they have said the same retarded bait so many times thst they actually started believing it

posted about 2 years ago

fnc pick fracture and ban split, you heard it here first

posted about 2 years ago
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