mrGoudas
Country: Albania
Registered: July 2, 2022
Last post: October 6, 2023 at 11:42 AM
Posts: 3165
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flair

posted 6 months ago

that bind still haunts me

posted 6 months ago

the guy who made the thread

posted 6 months ago

Who r u lil bro

posted 6 months ago

Yes they are (i make a living selling them on the black market)

posted 6 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 6 months ago

At least drugs are fun

posted 6 months ago

Maybe, if he follows my morning routine... we can do nothing but pray

posted 6 months ago

So is zombs's lifestyle, too poor for my taste

posted 6 months ago

Clears kru logo by miles

posted 6 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 6 months ago

ok I admit I was wrong I probably would have allowed danii to sub for neuro fortunately neuro could play both maps bc it wouldnt have been fair substitution I let my feelings get the better of me and I was wrong but holy fuck your team is genuinely the worst to deal with in the whole tourney managing wise espacially <@707252508463988935> , <@404856166695436290> and <@512664506552418325> if something doesnt go in your favor you fucking cry and bitch about it the whole time say how unfair everything is the only reason I allowed warrior to play was bc you were annyoing me and pushing for a 5th guy and the only people you suggesting were just kinda blatant smurfs and I'd rather have a guy who is plat but I know he is fs than smurf who is daimond or something like that and I shouldnt let warrior be your fith since its unfair for other teams I will try to get a normal g3 sub for you as for the subbing rules and how I understood them <@204160806349176832> you can correct me if I am wrong

the normal rule is just you are allowed to get a sub that is the same rank or lower as your registration rank exceptions can be made if we see that a player plays way better than his registration rank
people who rank up during the season are allowed to get a sub that is the same rank as their new peak
and I thought people who get a downgrade sub wise for example from p3 to p1 are allowed to get if they have another sub an upgrade for example second player d1 to d2 but I am not sure about this
and also
<@439402000791371786> you didnt even dm for the sub for mememeister so why the f are you saying that I give you an i3 for a b3/silver and also koffe is not rated as silver his registration rank is b3/b3 to clarify there are always 2 ranks one is last episode peak rank and the other one is last act peak rate

posted 6 months ago

Jolls and the other 2 nrg guys are the worst thing to ever happen to valorant, maybe to gaming in general

posted 6 months ago

Jolls and that harvard guy

posted 6 months ago

Thank you mr Poopemperor! I will take that into consideration

posted 6 months ago

How is this upvoted 🤣 this team wouldnt even qualify

posted 6 months ago

Ive got some news for you budday 🤣

posted 6 months ago

I saw a greek fool say that fns is better than boaster both igl wise and on individual skill, I've lost it ever since

posted 6 months ago

He's just asking blud relax

posted 6 months ago

Criminal roster

posted 6 months ago

I just realised you were actually talking about whitebeard 💀 i just said it as a joke

posted 6 months ago

Whitebeard?

posted 6 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 6 months ago

Yes but he's still the goat

posted 6 months ago

KOI mistic

posted 6 months ago

KOI mistic pls

posted 6 months ago

So he's a dumbass 🤣

posted 6 months ago

Ronnie james DIO

posted 6 months ago

Ese amor llega así, esta manera
No tiene la culpa
Caballo de danza vana
Porque es muy despreciado por eso
No te perdondo llorar
Ese amor llega así, esta manera
No tiene la culpa
Amor de compra y venta
Amor de en el pasado
Ben-de-lein, ben-de-lein, ben-de-lein
Bein, ben-de-lein, ben-de-lein
Bamboleio, bamboleia
Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así
Bamboleio, bamboleia
Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así
No tenés perdón de Dios
Tú eres mi vida la fortuna del destino
En el destino del desamparado
Lo mismo ya que ayer
Lo mismo soy yo
No te encuentro el abandon'
Era imposible, no te encuentro de verdad
Por eso un día no encuentro si de nada
Lo mismo ya que ayer
Lo pienso en ti
Bamboleio, bamboleia
Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así
Bamboleio, bamboleia
Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así
Bamboleio, bamboleia
Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así
Bamboleio, bamboleia
Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así
Bamboleio, bamboleia
Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así
Bamboleio, bamboleia
Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así
Bamboleio, bamboleia
Porque mi vida yo la prefiero vivir así
Bamboleio, bamboleia
Porque mi vida yo la prefiero
Vivir así

posted 6 months ago

Are u artistic?

posted 6 months ago

What does myself mean?

posted 6 months ago

-starxo +mistic

posted 6 months ago

Ge headquarters isnt ready either🗿

posted 6 months ago

MrGoudas

posted 6 months ago

You're actually cooking with this, too bad it wont happen

posted 6 months ago

y0y🗿

posted 6 months ago

Based

posted 6 months ago

3k posts kekw

posted 6 months ago

Hello bored at work im ryan gosling

posted 6 months ago

Last part is so true

posted 6 months ago

Can i read even if im not a riot map designer?

posted 6 months ago

Bro doesnt know

posted 6 months ago

Who are u

posted 6 months ago

Trashies omegalul

posted 6 months ago

Yistyy?

posted 6 months ago

You're very special indeed

posted 6 months ago

What do you work🗿

posted 6 months ago

Yistyy

posted 6 months ago

y0y🗿

posted 6 months ago

Not indian league, idc🗿

posted 6 months ago
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