goomba fallacy bro what flor glazer doesnt like queenbobsta

• chainsaw
• book
• un baguette
• rolled up newspaper
• chancla
• candy bar
• brass knuckles
• one of those electric handshake prank toys
• a fork
• big stick
• can of soda (actually this might work as a gun, inspect is shaking it up)
• body pillow
• broken bottle
• sticky hand
• news years noise maker
• novelty pencil
• icicle
• kitchen knife
• those boot knives that you hold between your fingers and slice yk the ones they look like a spade
• gardening trowel
• cake froster
• boxing gloves
• wet towel whip
• just a whip tbh
• a blade of grass

i think if aliens came to earth they didnt like what they saw

Chamber meta was better for esports

potter already said what roster she wants

im hot girls are always fumbling me 😎

yes. go long. ill throw you a spiral.

quick someone give me the play by play on kru v xipto is kru popping off?!?!

yes let me prove it. pass me the pigskin i want to play some football. i like the double bacon butter burger from culvers with a large fry. when i go to school, we talk about all of history. all the way from 1776 to 2001.

not true the worst team in americas is whoever the fuck is in my ranked games

i think kru has better mechanics, as shown by their pearl play yesterday where they duelisted a with 1 by 1 low util peaks, but g2 winning i think came down to their mental and quick adaptions. i wonder if g2 was antistratting, ive only watched kru in latam 2 so idk if theyve used that double duelist retake play before

edit: i combined yesterdays games in my head ahhhh title is wrong

went ice skating with a girl who kept "threatening" to kiss me if i succeeded in skating. i also went to coffee with her several times. only recently realized i went on several dates thinking we were just friends.

i think the audio is quieter than caster audio for vct

i love women!!!

then we'd just see how fire noia is

:)

i love sr!!!

kiss your boywife#men

just kiss him my god

i love theyre willing to disagree, i love the pans on praise and potter on mistakes, i love pans shaping pots comments into a narrative. this is such vibes

say goodbye to your momma!

g2 gozen is a hive mind that communicates via vibes

he wants to be ur boyfriend. gay sex could fix this problem.

edit: actually gay sex would send weirder stuff but you could get gay sex out of my solution so i say do it

in my area you get fined for that and sent a different time so the only way to avoid jury duty is rich or being a cop and i am neither

nope!

mistrial

noooooooooo

finally did !!!

ill stop baiting now thanks for keeping me occupied during this trial!!! go SR!!!

can you tell the gcc people to not start sr v xipto til 1pm et (the scheduled time) bc i dont get a lunch break until then tysm appreciate it

look at this fella time traveling from 2021

if youre learning sova/kayo you might also like fade for that early where are you util combined with the stall outs

the key to kayo is to remember you can make basically any play since you have flash, molly, and knife. really great for stalling for time. the key to sova is not to charge all the way to red, you usually dont even need a lineup if you think through the geometry. also sova does really well when working with smokes so get a smokes duo

if you have teammates that wont listen, try using the short distance throw around a corner instead of a longer lineup

i feel like any rank below immortal raze just gets body blocked by teammates or hit by their util tho

🤓 um actually theyre agents ☝️

i have a 20% wr on sova so maybe the problem is me

molly lineups tho

s: reyna, kayo, viper
a: cypher, jett, clove, neon, gecko
b: omen, iso, harbor, fade
c: phoenix, astra, breach, deadlock, chamber
d: yoru, sage, raze, brim
f: kj, sova

fight me

theres so much change i feel like every emea team is capable of being absolute shit or absolute gods

she was so fire in 2022 before her mental went poopoostinkers, let her get coached back to health and she'll stomp trust. shes like gcc yay

thank god !!!

great argument however flor go kill

true mimi has been real good despite team changes

freeze time itd help me for work and i could sleep longer

mary from g2 gozen was real good, i miss benita, meL/alexis has the most consistency, flor is queen, sonder is def a part of the conversation and those are just english speaking players

wouldnt being able to freeze time make you effectively invisible?

got igl diffed no biggie gg next

valorant go vol 2 viper classic

i remember her on guild gx how has she not been given a better opportunity this is wild i feel like im watching a pug