why wouldnt i wanna get fucked by bjor?

$5K today

collegiate is equal to silver ranked
and im n9ot going

SigmaMale, March 17th, 2043. Bangalore, India. 11:14 PM

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Where are you my king

Now my good sir Luck, I am not only the living embodiment of positivity but also prosperity and perseverance. My sheer existence pours down integrity upon the human race.

No. I said I could get into one if I wanted to (ok realistically probably not, but my high school resume compared to most who got into ivy league schools are very similar) I took IB course and have a IB diploma. I only am going to northwood for this year because i wanted to take a gap year. Also, what is wrong with people who don't go to ivy league colleges? It is time to spread Peace Love and Positivity Asdfghjkl. The world needs it in dire times like these. #Vlrfighting

i know all my fans miss me, but I was furious after playing with 3 hours of sleep and only having 218 acs against noobs this morning that I went to sleep. Also red bull doesn't allow me to play because someone snitched that I was 17.... those damn rat bastards

Thanks hacknaija. I think once u stop supporting soniqs maybe they will be good

team liquid winning every event 2023 or flopping no in between

i dont even care if iwin or lose i just show up and play

i have something cooking up... you won't call me washed anymore Buddy. I know deep down you are waiting for my return and you are my biggest fan :3 :3 :3 :3

i have3 hours of sleep
the other day I went +40 in a bo3 trying a new sens

ya just new methods esp with tiktok

Listen bro I'm Only playing for a year cus I wanted to take a gap year

Stfu

i agree, my Dawg C9 Beef is better

howard.... i thought we were best buddies :(

My north american domination starts here. This Game will be known as Patient 0

LETS GO #9nERVEWIN

Bros acting like I left home dropped out of school to play valorant 18 hours a day trying to go pro 💀💀

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WINNERS OF THE YOLOSWAG TOURNAMENT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!! closest map was 13-8, we had 2 13-0s. MY TEAM IS INSANE!
@ThrowingOrBad

ur 15 years old while im 15 inches deep in ur mom LELELELLELELELELE

Mocking to replace C9 Fatitties on November 15th !

yo how am i not verified yet

I'm making my comeback on North American Domination. See you soon.

u are delusional, I'm their new duelist

HOLY SHIT I GOT TO PLAY CYPHER

im glad im still rent free in ur heads. gl in 10th grade!

Babysasuke, Where r u ? I want to award you the Nobel Peace Prize

Dont ever disrespect babysasuke ever again

I played a dm and some guy named netero#zero went 12-27 LEL

Are u netero#zero

wait i was right WTF LFMAOOOOO
tbf it was literally the most obvious guess anyone couldve made but thats still crazy

i deleted it because it wasnt funny

be original plz

wym

the GOAT is streaming https://www.twitch.tv/curry

Ur lucky vlr hates me for now otherwise ud get downfragged to oblivion The one person I can truly rely on is hacknaija

also for u incels the team disbanded, no one got dropped

asfdkgnwl, we might have to unite for once and stop this nonsense harassment the mods are giving us.

why did mods remove mine and asjfklhds comments?

I think you might be the most braindead person I ever typed to on the vlr forums, and this is an accomplishment itself, but you are under the age of 17 so that explains a lot, goodbye

is your answer "copium" to everything I say? Are your two brain cells having a hard time putting together a sentence? Lets say if yay filled for his friends team, and played in an NSG and lost to "Team Reckaroo", does that mean the team reckaroo players are better than yay? No lol

and if you are younger than 17 you are literally deteriorating your life away posting in an online forum, but u do u brotha

1. if u had any brain cells u would know that literally doesnt count at all and holds no value whatsoever since I was filling for a team

2. u seem pretty triggered to be responding to everything I say and going through my profile

and 3. I am 17 , u are probably a 25 year old with no job having 3000 posts on an online forum lul

no way u are literally upvoting ur own comment eveytime u post it

and i have never played reduxx in a tournament except this one time https://www.vlr.gg/48966/professional-malders-vs-flickbaiters-nerd-street-gamers-winter-championship-open-3-r2

nt tho

also u have 2800 posts and are easy triggered by what people say online, u might want to re evaluate ur life brother. have a nice day

imagine having upvotes be the reason being if u won an argument or not. Sneako and andrwe w tate treistan tate told me U are a bum virgin hustelr Unvierstiy I made $4K off of Lul

Damn maybe 1. I dont play chamber and was playing it when I was filling for teams and 2. I was filling for starbound OMEGALUL but you dont have the brain cells to realize that, and 2. how am I losing arguments to hacknaiaja when I am literally trolling him everytime I speak to him? and ironically I am trolling u right now too LUL so bad vlr kids 2 soft 2 virgin andrew tate mafia

Supernova is king of virgins

And why would I be mad to be included in a shit list? Zellsis owns them all