midzera
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Registered: June 16, 2024
Last post: November 14, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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s0m may have had offers, but he didn't want to scrim 8 hours a day

posted 5 days ago

I wouldn't even report to the manager. I would just call animal control

posted 5 days ago

I hope you somehow end up with trexx or qpert at TL. Just for you.

posted 5 days ago

Sticking your tongue out whilst locked in is Michael Jordan behaviour. Yay the GOAT for a reason.

posted 5 days ago

On the one hand, the other 3 games Bonk had before Aurora were all blowouts, and then it was a close 2-1 affair, though the numbers suggest Aurora should have won. A +25 KD in favour of Aurora despite losing is crazy work. Giving the scrubs who got breezed 13-0 to 13-4 a chance would not be valuable since they would just get stomped by another team and cause a lot more unnecessary games when the 2-1 was potentially the most impacted by the radar hack cheating.

I do agree that there needs to be a stricter approach to Tier 2 and the open qualifier scene because it really should not be the case that quite a few Tier 2 talents get away with cheating until they back out so they don't get caught or embarrassed on stage. When Ardiis mentioned, I believe last year, that some of these Tier 2 players fry in scrims and trials only to get exposed in bootcamp and officials, it just made me realise how disappointing the talent pool is.

posted 5 days ago

Mel will probably return for the Playoffs and relieve Alexis of IGL duties.

posted 5 days ago

He's unfortunately tarnished his reputation beyond compare. Maybe Engh with a full Russian roster, could be the necessary solution for his coaching career.

posted 5 days ago

I will be interested in knowing the exact roles. Koalanoob played a decent amount of Omen. Kachoww can also play Omen. GSR is more of a flash-flex type of player. Assuming nAts is keeping his senti-viper role, one of those guys or Kamo is going to be the scan initiator (probably GSR).

posted 5 days ago

The Engh-KC scouting strat. Get 4 duelists, but convert a few of them into other roles.

posted 5 days ago

GAM are new to this and doesn't really know the vibe of the scene, it seems. Unless they are cooking with something impressive, this is gonna be one of the most wasted potential slots among the partner leagues. Side note: I kind of hate their name since searching for them on VLR by "GAM" basically gets every other team as well because it's "Team Name Gaming".

posted 5 days ago

Krostaly was pretty inconsistent despite improving over the season. He was somewhat of a clutch player, always coming up with round wins when his team needed it most.

posted 5 days ago

Giving Mongolia more of a bad rep than Genghis

posted 6 days ago

Yeah, during the prime of Man U back in the late 90s and early 00s, the team would somehow triumph in stoppage time to the point that you could never count the team out until the whistle was blown. The additional time here was perfectly fine, and Villa just crumbled under pressure to get the 3 points.

Management has shown that they cannot trust anybody, whether it's legends, seasoned rebuilders or promising coaches. Amorim. Ten Hag and Solskjaer all had 2 years or more. The management is the problem. They do not trust any process. They do not allow the manager to build a competent team. So much of the talent at United has fallen flat.

Carrick was decent at the end of last season, but it seems like things reset back to being shit. It's practically a cycle, and it can only be broken by a true manager standing his ground as Fergie did.

posted 6 days ago

Fortunately, they are not United so they can win.

posted 6 days ago

His name is lowkey a PR issue. The casters literally called him S-p-z instead of Spaz.

posted 6 days ago

Statement said they had a lot of reports and were already conducting investigations. They found radar hacks on one or two players.

posted 6 days ago

That is the issue. "The right decisions" - the club has a problem from the top down. How does a powerhouse of the league become a laughing stock that has run through so many managers with practically the same issues? Ole, Rangnick, Ten Hag, Amorim.

The tie today was kind of funny because they finally unlocked Fergie time to get that draw. Literally at the death of the game, as I checked in, it went from 4-3 to 4-4.

I know Arsenal went through it for the longest time, being the 4th-place Champions League merchants who got whipped and then lost all opportunity to even be in Europe during the transitional years. All the turmoil of different players becoming the ire of fans - Ozil, Xhaka, Mustafi. Chelsea and Spurs are in that banter phase too, but what United are going through at the moment might challenge Spurs last season for the most disappointing performance of a Big 6 team IF there are no significant improvements.

posted 6 days ago

Polar bear in Arlington Texas. This is like FURIA CS in reverse

posted 6 days ago

You say as Utd are sitting in the relegation zone now

posted 6 days ago

Carrick unlocked Fergie time

posted 6 days ago

People hoping for a Fergie successor like how Arsenal got Arteta for Wenger. United is too cooked.

posted 6 days ago

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGdXAwj5E/ Something to cheer you up

posted 6 days ago

What was that Omen 1v4 clutch? So sloppy from ghoul33's team

posted 1 week ago

Raisin' Canezerra

posted 1 week ago

PRX breaking up was inevitable. At some point, you need a major change to see if it can get you that missing trophy. TL will get their talent. The league will unfortunately be stacked, but what can you do with fewer teams? GE went out like a joke with the whole "become an AI company" thing, so I guess that's water under the bridge; they're gone. They at least tasted the international stage but got grouped by the two finalists.

posted 1 week ago

Is that a Cold War metaphor?

posted 1 week ago

Victim of circumstance. Was on FURIA against Prime LOUD. Was on LOUD against a rebuilt MIBR. And then went to EG since LOUD was a mess; he can't displace Aspas on MIBR, and FURIA was basically a question mark up until they won Kickoff.

posted 1 week ago

Not just 13-0s. A few 26-0s. I'm seeing total time across two maps of about 40- 41 minutes if it's a 26-0 stomp. One team even got a 17-minute map and a 36-minute 2-0 series.

posted 1 week ago

It's not surprising, but it is quite comical how far the gap is. You got players going near-perfect KD against players who can barely get a kill or provide a single round to their KAST %

posted 1 week ago

Damn, Mino is another sleeper agent. Denied another perfecto KD

posted 1 week ago

For real, but damn, did HoppinAround stop him from getting that perfecto 20/0 KD. The real sleeper talent in this roster.

posted 1 week ago

PRX 2024-2026 type of roster move. Keep 4, but keep cycling on that one last player until someone fits. Zekken as the dive and Mada as the OPer seems finer. If the meta goes back around to double initiator and such, it would be cool to see this roster do an EG-2023 style of agent pooling.

posted 1 week ago

Just be a braindead trying to get the lowest hanging fruit of engagement. That first account had like 11 posts to his name

posted 1 week ago

Not as good as LoveandlightTV

posted 1 week ago

https://www.vlr.gg/event/2857/challengers-2026-north-america-ace-stage-2/swiss-stage

This is the SRG roster (before the changes they had this year) who had been with each other for a year. In fact, the other four had been playing as a team since Nov 2023, so approximately 3 years for the central core of that team. 0-4 in the stage with a 1/8 map record.

posted 1 week ago

oops wrong message reply

posted 1 week ago

KRUB won't be as bad as that, but they'd get bounced out of opens quickly. The quality of strats is still behind by a bit.

posted 1 week ago

Too much dim sum. All that sodium straight to the cheeks.

posted 1 week ago

T1 offered a gargantuan bag + if the all-Korea team ain't working as well, just make an English-comm mixed team (horrible idea still)

posted 1 week ago

YESSIR, SACY HEAD COACH WINNING IT ALL

posted 1 week ago

2026 was South America's year for Valorant.
2025 was pretty much APAC's year.
2024 was everybody's year, but felt mostly for China.

This next year is probably NA's or it goes back around to EMEA. Really depends on where all the talent goes. Kozzy will have to do a Neon and probably peak in Stage 1. Cane has all year to be on a proper team that could run it with him as long as he is not ripping it.

posted 1 week ago

You're an Australian. Do you not like Rolf Harris? You should support your Australian brother. /j

posted 1 week ago

Bro, just go watch the clips on Im_Nb1's channel.

posted 1 week ago

Havertz is a big-moment kind of guy. Need a backup striker who can farm the weak teams because he's a merciless predator

posted 1 week ago

Leo and Ardiis being transphobic. Swimtrek being an NA GC team which had a few Tier 2 players.

posted 1 week ago

The memes are much fewer. I saw one today, but it's just such a dry meme now. You can't recycle the whole: "Day 15: I started levitating from the source of nut"

posted 1 week ago

A stoppable force vs a movable object. I can see Gabriel making a crucial error that swings the game just enough in Liverpool's favour. Draw would be decent, but they should definitely play to win. I don't want any Champions League final play-it-slowly nonsense.

posted 1 week ago

Not gay enough. You ever seen 2008 CR7 fits? Thin, deep V-neck top whilst arching out in jeans.

posted 1 week ago

Also, has Messi ever dressed like a flamboyant metrosexual like CR7? Nooooo. Therefore, CR7 is him. He can dress like he probably takes it up the arse from Pepe and still cook on the field.

posted 1 week ago

I don't really care too much about post history. Plus, still no article about the GC lower final.

posted 1 week ago
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