my twitter aint working. what does it say please

she aint letting u put it in cuh

watched a gc game for the first time because of laundry. not the greatest experience but honestly they like tier 3 and lower

is he out?

ranked ahh comp

both are worthy for the title of apesex for how fucking cheeks they are

apesex clears

TAKE 2!

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u should play in vit with less

tier 3

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tell your brain to go fuck itself and push

real shit. im bronze rn. by December I go radiant. 2 years later im lifing that trophy

link buddy

no urangoat
no good roster

aged horribly

act surprised

its the biggest tournament. ur teams just suck ass at winning them

f0ria ohh f0ria f0ria f0ria. why did u do our king urangoat like that. hes the greatest breach player of all time

should go to talon lowkey

helll nahhh

resigns the enite team. nadeshot tweets "FUCK IT WE"RE RUNNING IT BACK!!!! p.s the cs streams blew my money away so thats why"

are u fake flagging? because I see you all the time which dosent make sense

lul

is ur guys' connection on the server been so ass recently? I perma dced for 4 rounds in a row which isnt something that typically happens for me

why is cryo crying
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FNC Ardiss
posted 11 minutes ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
posted 10 minutes ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
posted 2 minutes ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the
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why are some 'i's lowercase
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im downvoting every post you make from now one.

tenz
yay
sacy

tyson ngo

NA pretty sure will have champs in 2027 so most likley its champs new york finals at MSG

NA. im from the us

essentially overshadowed by brazilians and sentianlmain377 with 10 grams of pure meth injected in his asshole

nrg verno would happen

wheres my giftcard buddy

stopped reading after seeing ur name.#MEMEA

yes he is the best flash int to ever play. idk about int as a whole

essentially every team that has all around good players but neets that extra bump

champs as a tournament hard clears bang cock

anyone but s0n

pooper sex apesex fan can't be talking shit. when did ur bitchass region won champs KEKW

xeppaa to mcdonalds

I hope its the first one

s0m retires
odin gets nerfed
skuba and mada get poached

as the OP, heres mine:

best team - fnc (yeah they didnt win a trophy but 3 grands in a row is insane)
best region - pacific
best intl run - t1 (I have no clue how these guys did it. I kinda knew nrg would do really good already before the tournament)
Best region farmer - g2
Comeback team - mibr (going from being the worst team itw to being a title contender is insane. not to mention the shit they went through in the middle of it)
Biggest dissapointment - vit/g2/geng (both vit and g2 were very promising at the begining to just pure foder in the end of it. geng has the potential to be the best team itw but never did)

2025 MVP - alfa (yeah theres no real definitve "mvp" but he was probably the best)
Roty - kaajak
Coach - bonkar
Comeback player - crashies
Awper - something
Igl - valyn (very good calling + he could damn shoot)

cptoy is essentially a player who started the year out as dogshit/ finished last season as a bad player to bounce back, becoming a great player at the end of the year. someone like crashies would be an example and maybe even verno considering how his year started off

I would say fnc simply because of the internationals. yes g2 dominated but americas with fenis nrg, johnqt igling s0n, and a non eu bootcamp mibr is just straight dog mostly. g2 were expected to win a fucking international and they never did keke. but they would certainly be 2nd

Now the season is over, who would win these awards:

team oriented awards:
best team of the year -
best regon of the year -
best international run of the year (dosent have to be a winner. just a team who defied all odds and made a historical run) -
best regional farmers -
comeback team of the year -
biggest dissapointment of the year -

player/coach awards:
2025 MVP -
ROTY -
coach of the year -
comeback player of the year-
awper of the year -
igl of the year -

(lmk if you have anyother awards that should be added)

aspas duelist
leo recon
f0rsaken controller/flex
chron flex/viper
meteor senti

they're getting 3-0ed by theshy

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tenz
f0rsaken

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